Reply #16: Ok before this thread get locked......

[monktonman]

Jesus and Moses are taking a stoll along the banks of the red sea.
Moses sayS " hey JC, I may be getting old but I've still got it."
Just then Moses raises his staff and parts the red sea.

Jesus says " yeah Moses you still got it but check this out."
Jesus slips his shoes off and steps out on the water.
after JC get about half way out, he starts to sink and it becomes
obvious he cant swim so moses swims out there and rescues him.

After he gets Jesus safely back on shore he says
" dont worry man, the last time you tried that....
YOU DIDNT HAVE HOLES IN YOUR FEET!"

HARDY HAR HAR HAR!!!!!