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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-18-07 01:07 PM
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13. How do we know Jesus was Italian?
1) Lived with his parents until he was 30.

2) Thought his mom was a virgin.

3) His mom thought he was the son of God.
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  -Anyone know any good Jesus jokes? monktonman  Oct-18-07 12:49 PM   #0 
  - I know a couple...  DarkTirade   Oct-18-07 12:53 PM   #1 
  - Thats one of my favorites.....  monktonman   Oct-18-07 12:58 PM   #6 
  - Ok before this thread get locked......  monktonman   Oct-18-07 01:11 PM   #16 
  - The first one...  JackBeck   Oct-18-07 12:59 PM   #7 
     - Ayup.  DarkTirade   Oct-18-07 01:00 PM   #8 
        - I had to have a catalogue of jokes on hand as a bartender.  JackBeck   Oct-18-07 01:03 PM   #11 
  - What were Jesus' last 7 words on the cross?  AllegroRondo   Oct-18-07 12:54 PM   #2 
  - Paul wasn't there and he was Saul then.  Sequoia   Oct-18-07 03:14 PM   #35 
  - Ow, God Dammit, this really fucking hurts....  new_beawr   Oct-19-07 11:53 AM   #51 
  - This works better with a visual too:  Tyler Durden   Oct-18-07 12:55 PM   #3 
  - knock knock  DS1   Oct-18-07 12:55 PM   #4 
  - Ok this one requires a visual as well......  monktonman   Oct-18-07 12:58 PM   #5 
  - more a Jehovah joke, but it does mention Jesus  AZDemDist6   Oct-18-07 01:01 PM   #9 
  - Jesus, St. Peter, and St. Paul are playing golf.  Tyler Durden   Oct-18-07 01:06 PM   #12 
  - Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf.  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Oct-18-07 01:01 PM   #10 
  - Great minds think alike.  Tyler Durden   Oct-18-07 01:07 PM   #14 
  - How do we know Jesus was Italian?  JackBeck   Oct-18-07 01:07 PM   #13 
  - No, Jesus was Black  Ellen Forradalom   Oct-18-07 01:14 PM   #17 
  - you guys are cracking me up  monktonman   Oct-18-07 01:15 PM   #19 
  - I like the "Jesus was a woman" quip:  JackBeck   Oct-18-07 01:17 PM   #21 
  - Italian because . . .  pippin   Oct-19-07 10:32 AM   #45 
  - Here's a shortened version of one  johnnie   Oct-18-07 01:08 PM   #15 
  - Yes, I'm not Cath but I know about her Immaculate Conception doctrine.  Perragrande   Oct-18-07 06:37 PM   #41 
  - Did you know there was a 14th disciple Larry?  Rambis   Oct-18-07 01:14 PM   #18 
  - A cute T-shirt I saw on the Mall once  Roon   Oct-18-07 01:16 PM   #20 
  - Why did Jesus cross the road?  Bennyboy   Oct-18-07 01:36 PM   #22 
  - My son told me that joke a few weeks ago. n/t  monktonman   Oct-18-07 01:43 PM   #23 
  - Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick  Ellen Forradalom   Oct-18-07 01:45 PM   #24 
  - Short version of a long joke...  gmoney   Oct-18-07 01:46 PM   #25 
  - Ok thats the balls. I've got to remember that one. n/t  monktonman   Oct-18-07 02:08 PM   #28 
  - The real story of Jesus and the adulterous woman  alphafemale   Oct-18-07 01:56 PM   #26 
  - So Jesus walks into a bar...  KamaAina   Oct-18-07 01:59 PM   #27 
  - Cheesey  pippin   Oct-18-07 02:30 PM   #29 
  - Just when I thought this thread had dried up, you throw that zinger!!  monktonman   Oct-18-07 02:32 PM   #30 
  - All right, you guys, enough of making fun of the kid!  ironflange   Oct-18-07 02:36 PM   #31 
  - This one's bad...  bif   Oct-18-07 02:37 PM   #32 
  - "Don't do anything until I get back..."  gmoney   Oct-18-07 04:37 PM   #38 
  - ...  dist22dem   Oct-18-07 02:44 PM   #33 
  - We used to have lots of them on my kibbutz.  bikebloke   Oct-18-07 03:05 PM   #34 
  - Did you hear about the new diet communion wafer. It's called...  HERVEPA   Oct-18-07 03:18 PM   #36 
  - Mrs Jones was a good Catholic...  GoddessOfGuinness   Oct-18-07 03:23 PM   #37 
  - My how times change  catmandu57   Oct-18-07 04:53 PM   #39 
  - .... I thought I was going to get crucified! pun intended?  monktonman   Oct-18-07 06:29 PM   #40 
  - Jesus was a Honda Owner  pippin   Oct-19-07 09:24 AM   #42 
  - I though he drove out the money-changers in a Fury.  Deep13   Oct-19-07 09:45 AM   #43 
     - Also road a motor bike apparently  pippin   Oct-19-07 10:30 AM   #44 
     - It was an old Fury  pippin   Oct-19-07 10:38 AM   #47 
  - Not a Jesus joke, but still a religious one...  DarkTirade   Oct-19-07 10:37 AM   #46 
  - Another religious one...  DarkTirade   Oct-19-07 10:42 AM   #48 
  - what did the roman soldier say to jesus?  leftofthedial   Oct-19-07 11:03 AM   #49 
  - LOL!..I like that one...  BlueJazz   Oct-19-07 10:50 PM   #54 
  - Here ya go.  Swede   Oct-19-07 11:13 AM   #50 
  - here's one  TBreeze   Oct-19-07 01:33 PM   #52 
     - I like that one alot  monktonman   Oct-19-07 10:30 PM   #53 
 

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