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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:42 PM
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12. OMG, as a gay man, I can never be successful, unless I move to Massachusetts.
But wait, I'm comfortably middle class, and that's without having a partner right now. Damn, just think what I could have had if I had waited to have sex until I was married.
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  -i just found out why i am not successful in my life kagehime  Oct-07-07 06:31 PM   #0 
  - I'm screwn.  trof   Oct-07-07 06:32 PM   #1 
  - me too  zippy890   Oct-07-07 06:35 PM   #6 
  - Oh, so THAT's the problem.  NC_Nurse   Oct-07-07 06:34 PM   #2 
  - isn't it good to finally know the reason?  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:49 PM   #17 
     - ...  NC_Nurse   Oct-07-07 06:52 PM   #22 
  - success in what?  Southpawkicker   Oct-07-07 06:34 PM   #3 
  - you'll have to ask them  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:50 PM   #18 
  - I'm guessing prolific masturbation - they get lotsa practice... (nt)  petronius   Oct-07-07 10:21 PM   #59 
  - Shit. And on top of that, it's a sin.  graywarrior   Oct-07-07 06:35 PM   #4 
  - Are you  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 06:37 PM   #8 
  - I never recovered.  graywarrior   Oct-07-07 06:38 PM   #9 
     - LOL!  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 06:44 PM   #14 
        - You're from MA!  graywarrior   Oct-07-07 06:48 PM   #16 
           - You poor dear.....  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 06:59 PM   #27 
              - Rosary bead beatings.  graywarrior   Oct-07-07 07:32 PM   #36 
                 - Oh my God.....  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 09:31 PM   #55 
                    - Actually, the emotional torture was worse  graywarrior   Oct-07-07 09:36 PM   #56 
                       - evil.  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 11:36 PM   #60 
  - if i believed in sin  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:55 PM   #24 
     - You and the rest of us here.  graywarrior   Oct-07-07 07:36 PM   #40 
  - I'm successful.....  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 06:35 PM   #5 
  - "postmarital sex" I LOVE it!  trof   Oct-07-07 06:37 PM   #7 
     - Thanks!  Dystopian   Oct-07-07 06:39 PM   #10 
  - hmmmm. I managed to have premarital sex and complete my education.  Iris   Oct-07-07 06:40 PM   #11 
  - But are you truly successful?  TommyO   Oct-07-07 06:43 PM   #13 
  - ha! ha! Well, I guess when you put it that way....  Iris   Oct-07-07 06:45 PM   #15 
  - yeah, me too  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:52 PM   #21 
     - or maybe we're just over-achievers! n/t  Iris   Oct-07-07 07:01 PM   #28 
        - there you go  kagehime   Oct-07-07 07:03 PM   #29 
  - OMG, as a gay man, I can never be successful, unless I move to Massachusetts.  TommyO   Oct-07-07 06:42 PM   #12 
  - you coulda been a brazillionaire  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:51 PM   #19 
  - So thats what happened??  lost-in-nj   Oct-07-07 06:52 PM   #20 
  - i know that feeling  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:56 PM   #25 
  - Looks to me like you have already succeeded in one area of  Tuesday Afternoon   Oct-07-07 06:54 PM   #23 
  - what, getting some?  kagehime   Oct-07-07 06:57 PM   #26 
     - I don't know. Was it?  Tuesday Afternoon   Oct-07-07 07:11 PM   #32 
        - i'm being tongue in cheek  kagehime   Oct-07-07 07:38 PM   #41 
           - ah-ha. I see, now.  Tuesday Afternoon   Oct-07-07 07:46 PM   #42 
  - I'd like to have a word with the u.s. department of health and human services  Mojambo   Oct-07-07 07:04 PM   #30 
  - give them hell  kagehime   Oct-07-07 07:10 PM   #31 
  - Well I waited ENTIRELY TOO LONG and I still haven't found any kind of success.  BlueIris   Oct-07-07 07:14 PM   #33 
  - but were you married?  kagehime   Oct-07-07 07:34 PM   #37 
     - No. I guess that has condemned me to an unsuccessful life no matter what?  BlueIris   Oct-07-07 08:00 PM   #44 
  - Well, H&HS is certainly an agency I'd turn to when I need  sarge43   Oct-07-07 07:21 PM   #34 
  - yeah, me too  kagehime   Oct-07-07 07:35 PM   #38 
  - Well, let's weigh how this message will register with teens  Oeditpus Rex   Oct-07-07 07:28 PM   #35 
  - that's a toughy  kagehime   Oct-07-07 07:36 PM   #39 
     - Yeah, when I was 16  Oeditpus Rex   Oct-07-07 07:52 PM   #43 
  - Hell, gang, some things are worth it !  JohnnyLib2   Oct-07-07 08:01 PM   #45 
  - Guess we should assume  OzarkDem   Oct-07-07 08:07 PM   #46 
  - one person's success is another's failure  kagehime   Oct-07-07 08:07 PM   #47 
  - at least now we have something to blame our failures in life on...  Elrond Hubbard   Oct-07-07 09:02 PM   #48 
  - comforting, isn't it  kagehime   Oct-07-07 09:04 PM   #49 
     - yes. it's always comforting to have a scapegoat.  Elrond Hubbard   Oct-07-07 09:08 PM   #51 
        - good to know i'm carrying on the american way  kagehime   Oct-07-07 09:10 PM   #54 
  - Damn you, department of health and human services!  Peake   Oct-07-07 09:06 PM   #50 
  - power hungry bastids!  kagehime   Oct-07-07 09:09 PM   #52 
  - I waited until I was 19... is that long enough?  DarkTirade   Oct-07-07 09:10 PM   #53 
  - Was this alone or was it with someone?  rurallib   Oct-07-07 09:43 PM   #57 
  - That explains it all  alarimer   Oct-07-07 09:58 PM   #58 
  - If I waited for marriage, I'd be a 41-yr-old virgin  Der Blaue Engel   Oct-08-07 01:57 AM   #61 
  - I'm like 4,000 times screwn...  krispos42   Oct-08-07 02:19 AM   #62 
  - I should be reasonably successful then.  billyskank   Oct-08-07 03:57 AM   #63 
  - ...  laylah   Oct-08-07 05:18 AM   #64 
     - It's a scandal  billyskank   Oct-08-07 05:19 AM   #65 
 

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