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Sun Oct-07-07 01:03 AM
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| 41. Tell him to dislodge it by eating more pretzels |
| -If you were alone in a room with george bush and he started choking on a pretzel would you |
Maraya1969 |
Oct-06-07 11:38 AM |
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I'd give him a Heimlich and call 911, |
deucemagnet |
Oct-06-07 11:43 AM |
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What about all the lives you'd save if he were gone? |
Maraya1969 |
Oct-06-07 11:44 AM |
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I don't think his death would save anybody at this point in time. |
deucemagnet |
Oct-06-07 11:51 AM |
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by making him a martyr and Cheney (officially) president? |
orangepeel68 |
Oct-06-07 10:47 PM |
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No one becomes a MARTYR by choking on a pretzel... |
dicksteele |
Oct-07-07 02:27 AM |
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Exactly. |
KitchenWitch |
Oct-06-07 02:40 PM |
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I'd do the Heimlich after I got him to swear that he'd resign. |
Midlodemocrat |
Oct-06-07 04:01 PM |
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I'd call him a Heimlich and give him a 911. |
madinmaryland |
Oct-06-07 04:11 PM |
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I'd tell him he was in the last throes of the |
cboy4 |
Oct-06-07 11:48 AM |
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The pretzel has turned the corner ... |
Oregonian |
Oct-06-07 11:57 AM |
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Good one! |
Frustratedlady |
Oct-06-07 02:16 PM |
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Ask him if he wanted mustard with it. |
China_cat |
Oct-06-07 11:52 AM |
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LOTS n' LOTS of mustard! |
yoyossarian |
Oct-07-07 12:53 AM |
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offer him a whole bowl of pretzels! and take a call...... |
flying_wahini |
Oct-06-07 02:18 PM |
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Lead a horse into the room |
graywarrior |
Oct-06-07 02:20 PM |
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ha! |
DS1 |
Oct-06-07 02:50 PM |
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Tell him |
Gilligan |
Oct-06-07 02:20 PM |
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"Oh...I get it, George! Charades"!!! |
TK421 |
Oct-06-07 02:27 PM |
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I would explain to him that his opinion on choking was "quaint," |
Dangerously Amused |
Oct-06-07 02:31 PM |
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x-fucking-tactly |
Gilligan |
Oct-07-07 03:05 AM |
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I'd pray. If it is God's will that he be saved, no human intervention is needed. |
philosophie_en_rose |
Oct-06-07 02:36 PM |
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I ask myself, WWBD? |
Shakespeare |
Oct-06-07 02:40 PM |
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do the Heimlich on him, with a lot of unnecessary force! And I would sell the pretzel on eBay |
Lisa |
Oct-06-07 02:43 PM |
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while i would never kill unless necessary, and believe in non-violence, |
mark414 |
Oct-06-07 02:45 PM |
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oh, and I love your "alone in a room with George Bush" -- he is so lacking in character ... |
Lisa |
Oct-06-07 02:45 PM |
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Hah! It's a trick question! |
hedgehog |
Oct-06-07 02:46 PM |
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Pull out my camera cellphone, upload a video to YouTube so we could all enjoy... |
Bucky |
Oct-06-07 02:57 PM |
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Oh. Tongue. |
krispos42 |
Oct-06-07 10:35 PM |
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Surprising how many elected D's would do the Hind Lick manoever. |
Whisp |
Oct-06-07 04:09 PM |
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That pretzel would be the Instrument of God. |
WinkyDink |
Oct-06-07 04:11 PM |
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I would finish reading My Pet Goat and then go on an erratic airplane ride. |
rug |
Oct-06-07 04:33 PM |
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Take His Advice And Go Shopping nt |
lligrd |
Oct-06-07 05:14 PM |
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i'd use black and white film the capture the moment. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Oct-06-07 05:16 PM |
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You left out an APPLAUD option. |
RushIsRot |
Oct-06-07 05:51 PM |
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I'd do the Heimlich - no matter how much I despise someone, I'm not going |
petronius |
Oct-06-07 08:00 PM |
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I would perform the most cruel punishment I could think up at the time |
DarkTirade |
Oct-06-07 08:04 PM |
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I'd save his fascist ass |
MrScorpio |
Oct-06-07 08:09 PM |
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I would do the manuever..... |
Bennyboy |
Oct-06-07 08:09 PM |
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I picked "choke to death" |
krispos42 |
Oct-06-07 10:37 PM |
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Wow you've thought that one through. And a very good conclusion you've |
Maraya1969 |
Oct-07-07 12:07 AM |
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Well, that'll be my argument in Federal court, at least. |
krispos42 |
Oct-07-07 03:39 PM |
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i'd watch him turn blue |
Southpawkicker |
Oct-07-07 12:16 AM |
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I'd offer him another pretzel... |
yoyossarian |
Oct-07-07 12:48 AM |
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Tell him to dislodge it by eating more pretzels |
JVS |
Oct-07-07 01:03 AM |
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You forgot, Take the bag of pretzels and eat them slowly... |
Jamastiene |
Oct-07-07 02:04 AM |
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You aren't alone... |
Breeze54 |
Oct-07-07 02:27 AM |
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I is confruzed. |
Jamastiene |
Oct-07-07 03:05 AM |
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I'd kick him as hard as I possibly could in the gut... |
Mythsaje |
Oct-07-07 02:32 AM |
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There ya go... |
krispos42 |
Oct-07-07 03:50 PM |
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Why isn't LAUGH one of the poll choices, dagnabit! |
Whoa_Nelly |
Oct-07-07 03:12 AM |
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They even spun that episode, do you remember? |
billyskank |
Oct-07-07 04:55 AM |
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Root for the pretzel. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Oct-07-07 03:41 PM |
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"I'm not sure we got it all." |
GoneOffShore |
Oct-07-07 03:41 PM |
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As much as I would LOVE to see |
laylah |
Oct-07-07 05:37 PM |
#54 |
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