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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 03:33 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. Grasp a fresh trout by the tail, and smack the offending party across the face with it.
Should send a clear message. I have not yet attempted this, but dream of the day when I will.
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  -If your spouse's friend hits on you, what is the best strategy? KC2  Sep-28-07 03:07 PM   #0 
  - I would definitely tell my spouse.  Midlodemocrat   Sep-28-07 03:09 PM   #1 
  - And, what if your spouse doesn't believe it?  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:11 PM   # 
     - Are you speaking from a perspective of someone who knows someone  Midlodemocrat   Sep-28-07 03:13 PM   #7 
        - Well, yes  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:14 PM   #10 
           - Yikes. I guess I would then mention something directly to the friend  Midlodemocrat   Sep-28-07 03:16 PM   #12 
              - Oh yeah  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:16 PM   #13 
  - Assuming you're not interested  NewJeffCT   Sep-28-07 03:09 PM   #2 
  - Oh, this is strictly hypothetical of course  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:12 PM   #5 
     - You're welcome...  NewJeffCT   Sep-28-07 03:14 PM   # 
  - Is she/he hot?  Tian Zhuangzhuang   Sep-28-07 03:10 PM   #3 
  - No  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:13 PM   #6 
     - Well then tell your spouse.  Tian Zhuangzhuang   Sep-28-07 03:14 PM   #9 
        - Now *that * is a conspiracy theory!  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:20 PM   #15 
           - No that is actual experience.  Tian Zhuangzhuang   Sep-28-07 03:28 PM   #18 
              - Wow  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:43 PM   #24 
                 - The first one definitely not.  Tian Zhuangzhuang   Sep-28-07 03:54 PM   #31 
  - Suggest a 3 way?  flvegan   Sep-28-07 03:11 PM   #4 
  - lol!  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:13 PM   #8 
  - Tell my spouse  MissHoneychurch   Sep-28-07 03:16 PM   #11 
  - Guys seem to be somewhat unsure, sometimes...  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:18 PM   #14 
     - There is a different between compliments  MissHoneychurch   Sep-28-07 03:22 PM   #16 
  - Trout slap, definitely.  Peake   Sep-28-07 03:27 PM   #17 
  - Dare I ask  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:30 PM   #19 
     - Grasp a fresh trout by the tail, and smack the offending party across the face with it.  Peake   Sep-28-07 03:33 PM   #20 
        - Knowing my luck, it would slip out of my hand...  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:41 PM   #22 
  - tell that person to back off  judaspriestess   Sep-28-07 03:34 PM   #21 
  - Seems like a strategy  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:42 PM   #23 
  - I'm fond of the phrase "stop it or I'll beat your ass" in that situation.  LeftyMom   Sep-28-07 03:44 PM   #25 
     - That doesn't work with everyone...  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:46 PM   #26 
        - That's where plan B comes in  LeftyMom   Sep-28-07 03:47 PM   #27 
           - *sigh*  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:48 PM   #28 
              - You can borrow him if you want.  LeftyMom   Sep-28-07 03:50 PM   #29 
                 - Thanks!  KC2   Sep-28-07 03:52 PM   #30 

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