He can email a takedown.
The police classify anyone who tries to mug him as a 10-56A. (
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioca.htm)
He once defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When he played
F.E.A.R. for 5 minutes, Alma surrendered and the clone troops fled to Canada.
You talk about a BMW M3 and he pictures a .45 caliber subgun.
His lucky number is 7.62.
The real reason Al Qaida didn't attack Texas is, they heard derby378 lives there.
Dick Cheney refuses to hunt with him.
Blackhawk thought he was too tactical looking to put in their ads.
Royal Robbins invented 5.12 pants when he decided 5.11's weren't tactical enough.
His AR is so accessorized, it has turn signals.
He does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for derby378.
He can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
He ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and they made him one.
When MC Hammer released "You Can't Touch This," he included a disclaimer that the song did not apply to derby378.
(with apologies to
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com...)
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