Prisoner_Number_Six
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Sat Sep-15-07 11:54 AM
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| 25. "Ugly little spud, ain't it!" |
| -Inappropriate things to say at a baby's christening... |
zanne |
Sep-14-07 03:45 PM |
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"The power of Christ compels you!" |
jpgray |
Sep-14-07 03:45 PM |
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"Do we have an old priest and a young priest?" |
MrCoffee |
Sep-14-07 03:49 PM |
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"I brought the book and the bell, anyone have a candle?" |
MrCoffee |
Sep-14-07 03:50 PM |
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Are those 3 sixes on the baby's head? |
edbermac |
Sep-14-07 03:50 PM |
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Funny, that they've never bothered washing him before this. |
GreenPartyVoter |
Sep-14-07 03:51 PM |
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Is he trying to drown that kid? nt |
zanne |
Sep-14-07 03:51 PM |
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"Where is christening mentioned in the Bible?" |
MrCoffee |
Sep-14-07 04:09 PM |
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Wow i guess i was wrong, all babies aren't cute. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Sep-14-07 04:15 PM |
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Wait, where's the mohel? n/t |
DuStrange |
Sep-14-07 04:19 PM |
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"He's obviously been here already. (What? He's *not* circumcized?)" |
BurtWorm |
Sep-15-07 02:55 PM |
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are you trying to turn him gay by putting him in a dress? |
ruiner4u |
Sep-14-07 05:47 PM |
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"Let's make another one here and now! Hoist up my skirt!" |
HypnoToad |
Sep-14-07 05:48 PM |
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Would you LOOK at the rack on her? |
trof |
Sep-14-07 05:49 PM |
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I told you... |
texas1928 |
Sep-14-07 05:52 PM |
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Watch, I switched the wine for Jack Daniels |
texas1928 |
Sep-14-07 05:52 PM |
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I think the baby might be a witch! See if it floats! nt |
Oregonian |
Sep-14-07 06:00 PM |
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Ummm..He looks a LOT like your Pool-Boy. |
BlueJazz |
Sep-14-07 06:01 PM |
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Tastes like chicken... |
DarkTirade |
Sep-15-07 03:10 AM |
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"How many are the parents up to now? They do know what causes that, right?" |
BlueIris |
Sep-15-07 06:00 AM |
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Have you figured out who the daddy is yet? |
peacefreak |
Sep-15-07 06:13 AM |
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"Man, did that kid not get anyone's good genes or what?" |
BlueIris |
Sep-15-07 08:02 AM |
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Did anyone bring a banana for the cute little monkey? |
Glorfindel |
Sep-15-07 09:46 AM |
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When |
JBoy |
Sep-15-07 11:30 AM |
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"Is this an open bar event?" |
skygazer |
Sep-15-07 11:32 AM |
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"if you and the hubby break up, give me a call" |
rurallib |
Sep-15-07 11:34 AM |
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"Ugly little spud, ain't it!" |
Prisoner_Number_Six |
Sep-15-07 11:54 AM |
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I'd allow ghostbusters quotes... but that's just me. :) |
DarkTirade |
Sep-16-07 04:08 AM |
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No, don't feed it after midnight and above all, don't get it wet. I SAID DON'T GET IT -- NOOOOOOO!!! |
IntravenousDemilo |
Sep-15-07 01:08 PM |
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Hee. |
BlueIris |
Sep-15-07 02:52 PM |
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"Whooooo baby!" That ought to piss off everyone. |
txwhitedove |
Sep-15-07 01:11 PM |
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"Suck it, Jesus, this award is my God now." |
Richardo |
Sep-15-07 02:21 PM |
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"When are they going to break the champagne bottle over him?" |
BurtWorm |
Sep-15-07 02:34 PM |
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"That's not how you make baby soup! You have to boil the water first." |
Kutjara |
Sep-15-07 02:37 PM |
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Rock Lobster! |
DS1 |
Sep-15-07 02:42 PM |
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"There's still time to change that ridiculous name!" |
BurtWorm |
Sep-15-07 02:43 PM |
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"Hail Satan" |
datasuspect |
Sep-15-07 02:50 PM |
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Little brat looks hungry. Whip it out, mom, we won't look. |
jobycom |
Sep-15-07 03:03 PM |
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"Do you think the baby more resembles me or the mother?" |
NoGOPZone |
Sep-15-07 03:15 PM |
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"You have no idea how far I got that straw down into that kid's fontanelle. Inches! Wow!" |
Peake |
Sep-15-07 03:31 PM |
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"Better watch where that priest puts his hands on the little tike--you know how they are." |
BlueIris |
Sep-15-07 04:13 PM |
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As the original poster.... |
zanne |
Sep-15-07 04:56 PM |
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I'm glad to see the father's taken a shine to the little bastard n/t |
Xipe Totec |
Sep-15-07 04:58 PM |
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"Who's the real father? |
bushwentawol |
Sep-15-07 05:23 PM |
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"MAZELTOV!" |
dicksteele |
Sep-16-07 04:12 AM |
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since I'm here |
Gargoyle |
Sep-16-07 11:49 AM |
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Say to the priest.. |
citizen_jane |
Sep-16-07 01:40 PM |
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"What's the point? That kid will be hooked on crack before they're 12 years old." |
american_typeculture |
Sep-16-07 04:23 PM |
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