NC_Nurse
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Thu Sep-06-07 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #9 |
| -THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT IS NOW OPEN. Next. |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 09:47 AM |
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I want to sue, |
Breeze54 |
Sep-06-07 09:49 AM |
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Come on lady, there are people waiting behind you. |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 09:52 AM |
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lol |
Breeze54 |
Sep-06-07 09:56 AM |
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What has been done about the maps such as with we U.S. Americans? |
underpants |
Sep-06-07 09:54 AM |
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Wrong store buddy. We don't carry maps. Move along. |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 09:56 AM |
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You know you live in a patriarchy when |
NC_Nurse |
Sep-06-07 09:59 AM |
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How would you like a trip to the moon? Beat it. |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:05 AM |
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When can I go? |
NC_Nurse |
Sep-06-07 10:10 AM |
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As soon as I can get around this counter. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:13 AM |
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perfect! |
MissMillie |
Sep-06-07 10:08 AM |
#14 |
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What are you? Her support system? |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:09 AM |
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It's too damn hot outside. |
flvegan |
Sep-06-07 10:01 AM |
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Don't go outside. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:06 AM |
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"I just bought these shoes, and the sole's worn clean through...." nt |
Drum |
Sep-06-07 10:01 AM |
#8 |
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Do you have your original receipt? |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:07 AM |
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Bollocks! I left it at the Argument Clinic.... |
Drum |
Sep-06-07 10:46 AM |
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In that case let me recommend a good cobbler. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:48 AM |
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Here's mine! I NEED AN ANSWER NOW!!1!! |
madinmaryland |
Sep-06-07 10:06 AM |
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SCRAM! ya wise ass. |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:08 AM |
#15 |
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The mosquitos were divebombing me this morning |
dolo amber |
Sep-06-07 10:07 AM |
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What do I look like lady? The Orkin man? NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:10 AM |
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my son's an ungrateful oaf! |
MissMillie |
Sep-06-07 10:08 AM |
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Only if you return him in the original packaging. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:11 AM |
#20 |
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This shit on a shingle is overcooked. |
Ellen Forradalom |
Sep-06-07 10:18 AM |
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All meals are cooked to order so long as you order what we cook. You want medium rare? Next time |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:22 AM |
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My car is covered in ash and I just washed it a few days ago. |
LeftyMom |
Sep-06-07 10:21 AM |
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Cut back on you smoking. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:23 AM |
#25 |
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Damn but this Complaint Department sucks. |
flvegan |
Sep-06-07 10:28 AM |
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Complaint Department complaint line forms to the left. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:33 AM |
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My body is deteriorating too rapidly |
HERVEPA |
Sep-06-07 10:29 AM |
#27 |
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You think it's bad now, wait a couple of years. Then you'll really have something to bitch about. |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:36 AM |
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Everyone's always complaining. It's annoying me! |
regularguy |
Sep-06-07 10:29 AM |
#28 |
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Beat it smart ass. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:38 AM |
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I'm tired of doing paperwork |
turtlensue |
Sep-06-07 10:31 AM |
#29 |
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Have a couple of shots of bourbon. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:40 AM |
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Why doesn't the complaint department have extended hours? |
underpants |
Sep-06-07 10:34 AM |
#31 |
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So we don't have to deal with the children of the night like you. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:42 AM |
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I took a number but my number is broken |
underpants |
Sep-06-07 10:35 AM |
#32 |
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Mine is a perfect square... |
Prag |
Sep-06-07 10:41 AM |
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I got your round number. Right here buddy. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 11:30 AM |
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Go down to Joey's at the corner. Ask for Guido. Tell him about your number. He'll take care of it |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:44 AM |
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These pretzels are making me thirsty. |
flvegan |
Sep-06-07 10:38 AM |
#35 |
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Your whining is making me nauseous. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:45 AM |
#41 |
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I like pie. |
Prag |
Sep-06-07 10:40 AM |
#36 |
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That's obvious. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:46 AM |
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My weener is too long |
no name no slogan |
Sep-06-07 10:41 AM |
#38 |
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You should be so lucky. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:46 AM |
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So um |
lost-in-nj |
Sep-06-07 10:51 AM |
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It's my hobby. My real job is Grief Counselor. Come back when you have a complaint. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:58 AM |
#48 |
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This line is too long |
skygazer |
Sep-06-07 10:57 AM |
#47 |
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That line forms to the right. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 10:59 AM |
#49 |
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UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE NOW!!!! |
LSK |
Sep-06-07 11:17 AM |
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By the looks of you, NOW is too late. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 11:22 AM |
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I can't wait until 2008. |
DuStrange |
Sep-06-07 12:24 PM |
#53 |
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I can't wait for the next complaint. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:34 PM |
#55 |
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I lost my girl, my truck, my boots, and my dog. n/t |
krispos42 |
Sep-06-07 12:32 PM |
#54 |
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Smoke some crack and write a C&W song. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:35 PM |
#56 |
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Flop sweat isn't a very good lubricant |
underpants |
Sep-06-07 12:46 PM |
#57 |
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Flop sweat isn't a very good lubricant |
underpants |
Sep-06-07 12:46 PM |
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And, it causes short term memory lose. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:53 PM |
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This buff nude guy arrived in a weird glowing sphere |
billyskank |
Sep-06-07 12:48 PM |
#59 |
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This is the Complaint Department not the psycho ward. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:55 PM |
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You say my foot touched yours, I don't remember, if you say so, I suppose it happened. |
triguy46 |
Sep-06-07 12:48 PM |
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You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:56 PM |
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My arm hurts when I move it like this n/t |
krispos42 |
Sep-06-07 12:53 PM |
#62 |
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Smoke some crack and write a C&W song. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:57 PM |
#66 |
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The title of this magazine is very deceiving |
underpants |
Sep-06-07 12:54 PM |
#63 |
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If you're trying to return it, forget it. It's all covered with flop sweat. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 12:58 PM |
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The Boss won't pay me unless I work. Tsup wid that? |
regularguy |
Sep-06-07 01:27 PM |
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You're fired. Hit the bricks ya bum. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 01:29 PM |
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I just smoked a bunch of crack... |
krispos42 |
Sep-06-07 01:44 PM |
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Are you fucking nuts? Coming in here with no pants on? NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-06-07 01:47 PM |
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Is it still open? |
DuStrange |
Sep-07-07 11:25 AM |
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Hey! Wake up! I was here yesterday, and I'm still not satisfied! |
triguy46 |
Sep-07-07 12:32 PM |
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I'm still not satisfied! |
DuStrange |
Sep-07-07 12:42 PM |
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I am sick to death of trying to explain the problem of evil! nt |
mycritters2 |
Sep-07-07 12:50 PM |
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Then quit trying. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-08-07 10:22 AM |
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Your flag is too damn pointy. |
rug |
Sep-07-07 01:26 PM |
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Get a haircut. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-08-07 10:29 AM |
#80 |
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I want the cord of firewood I ordered two months ago! |
Joan_Alpern |
Sep-07-07 01:33 PM |
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People in hell want Coke machines. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-08-07 10:30 AM |
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flvegan won't get my name tattooed on his ass. |
LeftyMom |
Sep-08-07 10:26 AM |
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How about on his,....... |
ohiosmith |
Sep-08-07 10:32 AM |
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It's about 90 degrees and the AC is barely working! |
zanne |
Sep-08-07 10:33 AM |
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You and the AC have a lot in common. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-08-07 10:36 AM |
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THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED |
ohiosmith |
Sep-08-07 10:43 AM |
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The complaint department's hours are inconvenient. |
LeftyMom |
Sep-08-07 11:41 AM |
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Not for me. NEXT! |
ohiosmith |
Sep-11-07 09:31 AM |
#87 |
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