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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 01:51 PM
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checking in to ground control
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attention earthlings:

thank you for your participation in the project known as 'mission earth'.

your co-operation has been duly noted and recorded for posterity in your transcript. although, we have fallen short of the ultimate goal of harmonious existence, we did acquire some success in certain minor objectives.

due to lack of funds and non-compliance of certain high-ranking officials this mission will be aborted at 2300 hour. your presence will no longer be required.

the mars project has been canceled due to an underwhelming lack of interest. apathy was noted and reported as requested and in compliance with policy c-42 and accordingly has been prioritized as non-urgent. therefore: do not report to mars. i repeat: DO NOT REPORT TO MARS!!

protein pills are still available at the commissary and suggested daily allowance remains at 1500 mg. to be ingested at 0600.

please standby for further instructions.

signed and sealed
commander, wheel in the sky
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  - checking in to ground control wildhorses  Aug-27-07 01:51 PM   #0 
  - Loud & clear: Put your helmet on.  Aristus   Aug-27-07 01:52 PM   #1 
  - that has yet to be determined  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 01:54 PM   #2 
  - In the interim, can I report to Planet Hollywood? I'm hungry....  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 02:01 PM   #3 
  - at ease , soldier  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 02:06 PM   #4 
     - sir, yes sir! Thank you, sir...  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 02:12 PM   #5 
  - Commander, is the mission to Uranus still a go?  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 02:58 PM   #6 
  - that project is no longer under advisement.  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:01 PM   #7 
     - I will cancel the probe...  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 03:02 PM   #8 
        - the asteroids appreciate it, thanks.  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:03 PM   #9 
           - Could have proven to be a bumpy ride into deep space...  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 03:05 PM   #10 
              - colonel lingus was put in charge to deep space nine  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:07 PM   #11 
                 - Sir, Colonel Lingus gets all of the cherry assignments...  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 03:09 PM   #12 
                    - damn him ...  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:11 PM   #13 
                       - His gear got caught in the cargo door on his last probe, sir.  Joe Fields   Aug-27-07 03:17 PM   #18 
                          - yes sir!  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:24 PM   #19 
  - And the papers want to know whose shirts I wear  Ptah   Aug-27-07 03:12 PM   #14 
  - ahoy matey  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:15 PM   #16 
  - Roger.  billyskank   Aug-27-07 03:13 PM   #15 
  - 10-4 soldier  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:16 PM   #17 
  - Keep your shirt on, whomever it belongs to.  GoddessOfGuinness   Aug-27-07 03:41 PM   #20 
     - aye-aye captain  wildhorses   Aug-27-07 03:44 PM   #21 

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