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A geneticist was working late one night, secretly perfecting his greatest project: a perfect clone of himself; an utter copy with no noticeable differences in personality or appearance. Having finished his work, the geneticist took off for Maui and sent his clone to work. Within days, reports came back from his friends in the know of bizarre behavior from his doppelganger. The duplicate had cussed out the boss and his receptionist, groped all members of the research team male and female, used the Xerox to copy his genitalia--sending the results to all the company's affiliates--and concluded all handshakes by forcibly pressing the other's hand against the general area of his nipple, then simulating canine-fashion copulation while saying "nice to -meat- ya!" The geneticist was terrified, and took the next plane back to the States. He confronted the clone in their twentieth story office, and braving a three minute uninterrupted litany of expletives, pushed the unreasonable double out the window, where he fell to his death.

The police arrived, and once the situation was explained, the geneticist laughed, disbelieving any statute covered the destruction of one's genetic clone. After interviewing all concerned parties, the geneticist was arrested. The charge?

Making an obscene clone fall.
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  -Long jokes that end in a horrible pun jpgray  May-31-07 01:59 AM   #0 
  - Wow.  antiwarwarrior   May-31-07 02:25 AM   #1 
  - Here's my favorite:  irkthesmirk   May-31-07 04:41 AM   #2 
  - This qualifies: courtesy fellow DU member Random Australian...  turtlensue   May-31-07 05:10 AM   #3 
  - The Tramp's Holiday  pokerfan   May-31-07 07:46 AM   #4 
  - Very good  kay1864   May-31-07 10:33 AM   #10 
  - My god, I'm in awe....  eyepaddle   May-31-07 01:08 PM   #14 
     - Typed every word myself, I did  pokerfan   May-31-07 01:25 PM   #16 
  - Quasimodo's Replacement.  TOhioLiberal   May-31-07 07:56 AM   #5 
  - I heard Miss Montana 1973 tell a better version of this.  swag   May-31-07 07:58 AM   #6 
  - The Mel Famey joke was one of the first ones I ever learned  Richardo   May-31-07 10:18 AM   #8 
  - Once, long ago, in Tibet. . .  ironflange   May-31-07 10:14 AM   #7 
  - I've got one!  Vash the Stampede   May-31-07 10:27 AM   #9 
  - This isn't too long, but here goes nuthin  ginbarn   May-31-07 10:45 AM   #11 
  - ?  EstimatedProphet   May-31-07 07:59 PM   #29 
     - Surrey with a fringe on top.  Esra Star   Jun-01-07 01:41 AM   #33 
        - Oh.  EstimatedProphet   Jun-01-07 06:34 AM   #35 
  - An obscure tribe on a South Pacific island had the unusual practice of  av8rdave   May-31-07 12:49 PM   #12 
  - Ha-ha!  terrya   May-31-07 01:01 PM   #13 
  - An oldie but a goodie  AllegroRondo   May-31-07 01:17 PM   #15 
  - My grandfather used to tell this one  Fenris   May-31-07 01:35 PM   #17 
  - A group of nuns are touring the White House in Washington D.C.  PelosiFan   May-31-07 01:38 PM   #18 
  - Oops, you said long jokes... my bad.  PelosiFan   May-31-07 03:17 PM   #20 
  - So this string walks into a bar  doggyboy   May-31-07 03:14 PM   #19 
  - I am terrible at telling those  tigereye   May-31-07 03:30 PM   #21 
  - Did you hear about the magic tractor?  Fox Mulder   May-31-07 03:34 PM   #22 
  - Here's a short one for you to share with your friends:  irkthesmirk   May-31-07 03:56 PM   #23 
  - Here's mine  krispos42   May-31-07 03:59 PM   #24 
  - There's a man....  Perragrande   May-31-07 04:29 PM   #25 
  - A whole website of them.  China_cat   May-31-07 04:34 PM   #26 
  - A short one  ironflange   May-31-07 04:35 PM   #27 
  - Twist my arm, why don't ya...  EstimatedProphet   May-31-07 06:18 PM   #28 
  - this thread sucks  JVS   May-31-07 08:19 PM   #30 
  - Two lions walk into a bar....  Perragrande   Jun-01-07 12:34 AM   #31 
  - Shaggy Dog stories  TrogL   Jun-01-07 12:38 AM   #32 
  - OK  sarge43   Jun-01-07 06:09 AM   #34 

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