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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-23-07 07:37 PM
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29. Here's the way the skit goes:
News report from the all-steroid olympics. They cut to Phil Hartman (wearing a muscle suit), about to dead-lift 1500 pounds. He reaches down and grabs the bar, grunts and strains, and when he jerks upright, his arms rip off at the shoulders (hands still grasping the bar). :rofl:
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  -You know what I wish Barry Bonds would do? bertha katzenengel  May-23-07 08:34 AM   #0 
  - Steroids ... you don't know?  SteppingRazor   May-23-07 08:42 AM   #1 
  - Oh, I don't doubt that he took them.  bertha katzenengel   May-23-07 10:57 AM   #5 
  - which is ironic because in The Simpsons  Wetzelbill   May-23-07 11:01 AM   #7 
  - That episode's a classic.  primate1   May-23-07 12:53 PM   #18 
  - His gi-normous head is likely from human growth hormone.  flvegan   May-23-07 11:05 AM   #9 
     - Griffey? As a Reds fan, I almost wish he had!!  RedStateShame   May-23-07 11:14 AM   #10 
        - A fine point, though to be fair, Griffey knocked out 35 HRs in 2005...  SteppingRazor   May-23-07 11:22 AM   #11 
        - No, Bonds.  flvegan   May-23-07 11:30 AM   #12 
        - Out of all the big home run hitters of the past 10 years...  Reverend_Smitty   May-23-07 12:21 PM   #14 
  - I think he, and Aaron, and the Babe can each have their place in history.  MrsGrumpy   May-23-07 08:48 AM   #2 
  - Good point  skygazer   May-23-07 11:01 AM   #8 
  - As far as I'm concerned Aaron will always be the record holder  LynneSin   May-23-07 08:51 AM   #3 
  - I thought you were going to say "Pay for the medical bills for you and your cats"  DS1   May-23-07 08:54 AM   #4 
  - Hell, he could pay for a helluva lot more than that.  bertha katzenengel   May-23-07 10:59 AM   #6 
  - I want him o show some integrity and ask to have all his stats wiped out of the record books,  Rabrrrrrr   May-23-07 11:32 AM   #13 
  - personally, he should be kicked out of baseball, and  Joe Fields   May-23-07 12:24 PM   #15 
  - That would only make him a martyr  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 12:34 PM   #16 
  - That's cold.  bertha katzenengel   May-23-07 05:02 PM   #21 
  - I know. There's something about them that makes me hope  cboy4   May-23-07 05:18 PM   #25 
  - You know, that's really obnoxious wishing someone to suffer  cboy4   May-23-07 05:15 PM   #24 
     - I can still hear the crack of his arm snapping  ChoralScholar   May-23-07 10:04 PM   #37 
        - His arm and his shoulder. n/t  bertha katzenengel   May-24-07 09:47 AM   #42 
  - Why Barry Bonds  erpowers   May-23-07 12:38 PM   #17 
  - He's the guy in the light right now -- that's why he's getting the heat.  bertha katzenengel   May-23-07 05:08 PM   #22 
  - Not to worry. Even when Bonds does hit No. 756*,  KamaAina   May-23-07 01:27 PM   #19 
  - oh snap!!!  wildhorses   May-23-07 02:24 PM   #20 
  - EXCELLENT!  bertha katzenengel   May-23-07 05:08 PM   #23 
  - I think I'll wander over to the VFW hall in a couple hours  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 07:42 PM   #30 
  - I keep hoping he'll do like Phil Hartman's SNL character on the all-steroid olympics.  Shakespeare   May-23-07 05:19 PM   #26 
  - Is it anything like this Python bit?  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 07:32 PM   #28 
     - Here's the way the skit goes:  Shakespeare   May-23-07 07:37 PM   #29 
  - My mind thinks Bonds should be chasing McCovey's record  BrotherBuzz   May-23-07 05:52 PM   #27 
  - Yeah, but if you're gonna play that game  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 07:51 PM   #31 
     - I know, but I was a Giants fan and McCovey was my hero as a kid  BrotherBuzz   May-23-07 08:12 PM   #32 
        - Everybody who played with Mays got the short end  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 08:19 PM   #33 
           - Small world, I delivered the afternoon paper to Russ Hodges' house  BrotherBuzz   May-23-07 08:50 PM   #34 
              - Oh, man!  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 09:08 PM   #35 
                 - Both Hodges and Einstein lived in Mill Valley, my childhood hometown  BrotherBuzz   May-23-07 09:59 PM   #36 
                    - I totally forgot he edited the 'Fireside' books  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 10:08 PM   #38 
                       - Here's the deal...  BrotherBuzz   May-23-07 10:17 PM   #40 
                          - Done  Oeditpus Rex   May-23-07 10:21 PM   #41 
  - The obsession with records is ridiculous, anyway.  antiwarwarrior   May-23-07 10:13 PM   #39 

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