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seaglass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-03-07 06:55 AM
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80. At my wedding when the pastor called me Patrick. Not only is my
name not Patrick but I am a female. :wtf:

I couldn't even look at my maid of honor after that because I knew we'd both start laughing and never stop.
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  -Your biggest WTF moment? NewWaveChick1981  May-01-07 02:02 PM   #0 
  - when i came to from a liquor-induced blackout in a cornfield in missouri  datasuspect   May-01-07 02:04 PM   #1 
  - Wow... that WAS a WTF moment, wasn't it?  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:12 PM   #2 
  - I was viscously attacked by an old woman on a crowded bus  Roon   May-01-07 02:13 PM   #3 
  - Geez, it doesn't pay to be polite, does it?  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:25 PM   #6 
  - No, it doesn't  Roon   May-01-07 02:36 PM   #23 
     - Well, at least that was a bright spot.  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:43 PM   # 
        - In today's world  Roon   May-01-07 02:53 PM   #36 
           - Texas Gen'alman  The_Wizard   May-02-07 06:10 PM   #71 
  - viscously? What did she do, shoot goo at you?  JVS   May-02-07 10:38 AM   #53 
  - Was she slimy?  Perragrande   May-02-07 03:29 PM   #60 
  - Sounds like a sticky situation  jgraz   May-02-07 03:48 PM   #66 
  - Probably the surreal day when I was sweeping up where I worked  skygazer   May-01-07 02:14 PM   #4 
  - OMG...  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:26 PM   #9 
  - probably not the biggest but...  Wetzelbill   May-01-07 02:21 PM   #5 
  - Wow...  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:27 PM   #11 
     - I think a lot of it was common sense  Wetzelbill   May-01-07 02:30 PM   #15 
  - I guess my biggest ever personal WTF moment was when I was a kid.  Aristus   May-01-07 02:25 PM   #7 
  - Wow... that had to have made a huge impression on you as a kid...  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:29 PM   #13 
  - when my daddy told me we were moving again for the 4th  wildhorses   May-01-07 02:25 PM   #8 
  - OMG...  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:30 PM   #14 
  - That's rough  Roon   May-01-07 02:43 PM   #29 
  - Has to be when my house burned down...  Jokerman   May-01-07 02:26 PM   #10 
  - OMFG!!!  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:31 PM   #16 
     - It could have been much worse.  Jokerman   May-01-07 02:37 PM   #24 
  - When I was over 9 months pregnant with my son.  KitchenWitch   May-01-07 02:29 PM   #12 
  - OMG!  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:33 PM   #17 
  - Yeah, true enough. I think it may have been 2 days later that I delivered  KitchenWitch   May-01-07 02:33 PM   #18 
  - Well, at least it wasn't one of those other occasions  skygazer   May-01-07 02:35 PM   #19 
  - Actually I am not sure which is worse...  KitchenWitch   May-01-07 02:36 PM   #22 
  - unless shes wearing a t-shirt that says 'baby on board',  AllegroRondo   May-01-07 02:38 PM   #25 
  - I never, EVER assume someone is pregnant  Roon   May-01-07 02:47 PM   #31 
  - Oh, but it's pretty bad the other way as well.  Xithras   May-01-07 03:01 PM   #37 
  - Did she look like this?  Der Blaue Engel   May-02-07 06:25 PM   #73 
  - I got hit on in an abortion clinic.  lildreamer316   May-01-07 02:35 PM   #20 
  - well, I think you win  Wetzelbill   May-01-07 02:41 PM   #26 
  - OMFG...  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 02:41 PM   #27 
  - Yes, it 'twas...see below.  lildreamer316   May-01-07 02:50 PM   #34 
  - Ladies and gentlemen, the thread is won.  BlueIris   May-01-07 02:42 PM   #28 
  - Yeah, it was....surreal.  lildreamer316   May-01-07 02:49 PM   #33 
     - No, I think you did the right thing by not inviting him to defend  BlueIris   May-01-07 02:50 PM   #35 
  - I was hit on at my brother's funeral by a friend of the family.  myrna minx   May-02-07 09:37 AM   #52 
  - It must have been by a fan of Kevin Smith's!  hedgehog   May-02-07 06:21 PM   #72 
  - When Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers told me to fuck off...  SteppingRazor   May-01-07 02:36 PM   #21 
  - WHAT?  BlueIris   May-01-07 02:44 PM   #30 
  - Y'know what's worse?  SteppingRazor   May-01-07 03:04 PM   #38 
     - Yeah, that would've killed the love for me, I think.  BlueIris   May-01-07 03:10 PM   #41 
  - That's bad luck  Roon   May-01-07 02:48 PM   #32 
  - you know my biggest wtf moment.  lionesspriyanka   May-01-07 03:05 PM   #39 
  - Yes indeedy!  NewWaveChick1981   May-01-07 03:11 PM   #43 
  - "John Kerry personally prolonged the Vietnam war TWO EXTRA YEARS!!!"  BlueIris   May-01-07 03:07 PM   #40 
  - I got a ticket for getting hit by a car when a dozen witnesses said I was not at fault. nt  LeftyMom   May-01-07 03:10 PM   #42 
  - WTF??!!?!?!?!  NewWaveChick1981   May-02-07 07:41 AM   #44 
  - When  BarenakedLady   May-02-07 07:50 AM   #45 
  - Okay; I am blonde...  lildreamer316   May-02-07 08:15 AM   #47 
     - It  BarenakedLady   May-02-07 08:16 AM   #48 
        - OOOOOoooooo  lildreamer316   May-02-07 08:24 AM   #49 
        - Oh yes, I know who...  BarenakedLady   May-02-07 08:26 AM   #50 
        - And prey tell, how did you find it? Is this something that shows  yy4me   May-02-07 11:30 AM   #57 
           - Yes  BarenakedLady   May-02-07 03:03 PM   #59 
  - realizing my boat was sinking...  cobalt1999   May-02-07 08:13 AM   #46 
  - In the 8th grade, when my niece (4 years older than I)...  displacedtexan   May-02-07 08:27 AM   #51 
  - My cousin pulled a gun on me and his sister.  Coventina   May-02-07 10:44 AM   #54 
  - In Japan....  GloriaSmith   May-02-07 10:57 AM   #55 
  - Konichi-wa, indeed!  fudge stripe cookays   May-02-07 11:22 AM   #56 
  - LOL LOL LOL  carly denise pt deux   May-02-07 06:48 PM   #74 
     - ha! that was the funniest part of the whole ordeal....  GloriaSmith   May-03-07 12:33 AM   #76 
  - When I was in high school, my younger sister (12) and a friend  amitten   May-02-07 11:51 AM   #58 
  - You should read the humor classic of Coyote v. Acme Products, by Ian Frazier.  Perragrande   May-02-07 03:36 PM   #62 
  - Definitely 9/11  querelle   May-02-07 03:35 PM   #61 
  - In biology class in 10th grade (classmate and teacher related, no dissection involved)  rockymountaindem   May-02-07 03:44 PM   #63 
  - When somebody thought I was a mannequin  1gobluedem   May-02-07 03:46 PM   #64 
  - When I couldn't find the keys ...  kwassa   May-03-07 07:56 AM   #82 
  - MY WIFE IS HAVING TRIPLETS!!  The_Wizard   May-02-07 03:46 PM   #65 
  - OMG!  NewWaveChick1981   May-02-07 03:52 PM   #67 
  - Yeh!  The_Wizard   May-02-07 06:00 PM   #70 
  - HOLY CRAP!  GloriaSmith   May-03-07 01:43 AM   #77 
  - "better if we were both naked"  Rambis   May-02-07 04:04 PM   #68 
  - yeah I practically have to be chloroformed by a girl to understand  Wetzelbill   May-03-07 01:45 AM   #78 
  - So was that a WTF moment for you or for her?  GloriaSmith   May-03-07 01:45 AM   #79 
  - When I found out the super at my mom's school district gets a $900/month car budget  EOO   May-02-07 04:16 PM   #69 
  - Too many, of late.  ForrestGump   May-02-07 09:59 PM   #75 
  - At my wedding when the pastor called me Patrick. Not only is my  HopeLives   May-03-07 06:55 AM   #80 
  - When I was pregnant with BabyG I guess...  MrsGrumpy   May-03-07 07:19 AM   #81 
 

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