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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 09:47 PM
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10. Hi!

This next song we're going to dedicate to a great American
organization. Tonight I'd like to dedicate this to our boys
in the FBI.

Well, wait a minute. It's hard to be an FBI man. I mean, first
of all, being an FBI man, you have to be over 40 years old.
And the reason is that it takes at least 25 years with the
organization to be that much of a bastard. It's true. You just
can't join, you know. It needs an atmosphere where your
natural bastardness can grow and develop and take a
meaningful shape in today's complex society.

But that's not why I want to dedicate the song to the FBI. I
mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. I mean, they have
to follow people around, you know. That's part of their job.
Follow me around.

I'm out on the highway and I'm drivin' down the road and I
run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They
gotta pull over too - make believe that they ran out, you

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  -I'm jealous of your picture threads... rockymountaindem  Apr-27-07 08:03 PM   #0 
  - I know exactly how you feel.  Karenca   Apr-27-07 08:31 PM   #1 
  - I wondered about that too.....  femmocrat   Apr-27-07 08:52 PM   #2 
  - I used to feel that way, but finally I posted.  mainegreen   Apr-27-07 08:55 PM   #3 
  - I'm not worried  Karenca   Apr-27-07 08:59 PM   #4 
  - Well it's really no different than..  Engi   Apr-27-07 09:01 PM   #5 
  - I don't have bumper stickers or yard signs either  rockymountaindem   Apr-27-07 09:14 PM   #6 
     - Well, we all have our different comfort levels...  Engi   Apr-27-07 09:41 PM   #9 
     - I took the numbers off my house...  herbster   Apr-28-07 03:15 PM   #25 
  - Care to join me poolside?  Nicole   Apr-27-07 09:30 PM   #7 
  - I know how you feel, but on the other hand  av8rdave   Apr-27-07 09:38 PM   #8 
  - Hi!  Ptah   Apr-27-07 09:47 PM   #10 
  - I'm not jealous of anything except that LaraMN can see her pulse  Karenca   Apr-27-07 09:48 PM   #11 
  - I used to feel that way  stuntcat   Apr-27-07 10:20 PM   #12 
  - Ah, fuck 'em. You're afraid of a pack of gutless wankers? Get some SPINE, man!  Redstone   Apr-27-07 10:30 PM   #13 
  - My husband (Finnfan) used to feel that way.  SarahBelle   Apr-27-07 10:32 PM   #14 
  - Really?  Oeditpus Rex   Apr-28-07 12:35 AM   #16 
     - I don't believe any of the lounge ladies pity you!  Left Is Write   Apr-28-07 10:12 AM   #20 
     - Oops!  Finnfan   Apr-28-07 03:18 PM   #26 
     - Ok, Sarah this time.  SarahBelle   Apr-28-07 03:20 PM   #27 
     - Pity?  Ariana Celeste   Apr-28-07 06:11 PM   #30 
  - FDR said it best  seemunkee   Apr-28-07 12:24 AM   #15 
  - It does pay to take care with personal info.  Orsino   Apr-28-07 06:42 AM   #17 
  - You should post your picture  GoPsUx   Apr-28-07 06:47 AM   #18 
  - I used to feel that way also, but....  Left Is Write   Apr-28-07 10:11 AM   #19 
  - Quite by accident I found my DU persona being  crim son   Apr-28-07 10:31 AM   #21 
  - There was a time a couple of years ago when I was aware my photo was posted  Left Is Write   Apr-28-07 02:34 PM   #22 
     - Wow.  crim son   Apr-28-07 03:01 PM   #23 
        - Yes, the photo was removed.  Left Is Write   Apr-28-07 06:08 PM   #28 
  - I just don't care.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-28-07 03:14 PM   #24 
  - IRL, if i posted my picture here, it would jeopardize my position in the bush white house.  datasuspect   Apr-28-07 06:09 PM   #29 
  - Eh.  LeftPeopleFinishFirst   Apr-28-07 07:07 PM   #31 

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