USB Humping Dog Doesn't Hump Your Leg

[Ian David]

If the USB barking dog just was not disturbing enough for you boy have we found your gadget. How about a USB humping dog, that disturbing enough for you? That's right this little pooch has a USB port in place of his doggie johnson, slip it into your USB port and he humps your computer like there is no tomorrow. It seems that humping your USB port is the only point to this doggy; he has no redeeming qualities like built in flash memory. Ironically, a quote from the Google translation of the original Japanese page gave me a chuckle and seems very appropriate for the humpage, "until it pulls out, it does not stop." Talk about "Cheap and Tawdry".



More:
http://www.everythingusb.com/usb_humping_dog.html

Also:

Super Geeky Cross Blade Talking USB Organizer



Those too geeky to simply use Outlook reminders or similar options for remembering things you need to do can opt for this Hayate Cross Blade USB Talking Organizer. Of course that is assuming you speak Japanese because it appears this little USB absurdity only speaks that language. If you happen to then you can use the organizer to remind you of things you need to do, meetings, lunch dates and so on. Completely USB powered the device includes software to make the entire gizmo work. Pricing is about $37 and it is scheduled for release this month in Japan. I guess the character itself is from some Japanese Anime show, but I may be off on that. She does remind me of a character from The Legend of Zelda though.

More:
http://www.everythingusb.com/hayate_cross_blade_usb_12070.html