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Fri Apr-20-07 12:57 AM
Response to Reply #89 |
| 90. Wasn't it Rostenkowski who said |
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"All politics are loco"? By which we can assume he meant "perverted".
Mickey Mouse? Kittens? Okay, I'm going to overlook that one unless you can provide a link. Mickey himself doesn't really vote, unless you mean the guys in the rat suits.
It's very important to remember that what Wetzelbill chiefly does is lust after Scarlet Johanson--or whatever her name is--and very little else.
He'll be the best President you EVER did see. Less has always been more, but nevertheless, it's even more in this era than ever before.
I'm great at dead-heading Petunias. Will that help?
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| -Dinger's Unofficial DU Candidates-Only Presidential Poll |
Dinger |
Apr-06-07 08:13 AM |
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RestoreGore: but only for the name. |
Tyler Durden |
Apr-06-07 08:14 AM |
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Spampy, Swampy, he's our man... |
Skidmore |
Apr-06-07 08:17 AM |
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kpete... |
ms liberty |
Apr-06-07 08:22 AM |
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Oh come on now. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 03:48 AM |
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I'm not sure I understand the question |
WesDem |
Apr-06-07 09:29 AM |
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Purely Hypothetical. If Only Duers Could Be Candidates, |
Dinger |
Apr-06-07 10:25 AM |
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President of DU or the US? |
WesDem |
Apr-06-07 10:31 AM |
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The U.S. Of Course : ) (nt) |
Dinger |
Apr-06-07 10:38 AM |
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What a silly little poll |
bigwillq |
Apr-06-07 09:43 AM |
#5 |
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Tyler Durden for President - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! |
Lilith Velkor |
Apr-06-07 10:54 AM |
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You third-party supporters are so naive. |
Leopolds Ghost |
Apr-06-07 12:10 PM |
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SWAMP RAT! |
Kurovski |
Apr-06-07 12:31 PM |
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You've just been drafted. |
CrazyOrangeCat |
Apr-06-07 08:25 PM |
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Hubert Flottz/Kurovski is my ticket. |
CrazyOrangeCat |
Apr-06-07 08:24 PM |
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"A chickenhawk in every pot!" |
Kurovski |
Apr-06-07 10:14 PM |
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"DIGNITY". That makes me giggle like Beavis everytime I see it. |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 10:36 PM |
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I vote for Dinger |
Poiuyt |
Apr-06-07 11:25 PM |
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Wow, Thanks, But I'm Not In WIll's League |
Dinger |
Apr-07-07 10:42 PM |
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the voter turnout is abysmal here. |
Kurovski |
Apr-07-07 12:38 AM |
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I confess I voted for kpete only because Swamp Rat was winning |
Laurab |
Apr-07-07 10:39 PM |
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Do you think anyone voted for themselves? |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 01:16 AM |
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Well, I know this much - xkenx didn't vote for himself |
Laurab |
Apr-08-07 08:26 PM |
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May be a slow starter |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 09:37 PM |
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You could be right - is he dieting? He may be planning on |
Laurab |
Apr-08-07 09:50 PM |
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Doesn't he have a book coming out? |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 10:35 PM |
#26 |
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I think you're right - but it's under a pen name |
Laurab |
Apr-09-07 12:08 AM |
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Exactly. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:12 AM |
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Give me kpete any day |
NV Whino |
Apr-08-07 09:42 PM |
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This needs more votes..... |
Laurab |
Apr-08-07 09:51 PM |
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calpeg for president |
wildhorses |
Apr-08-07 10:07 PM |
#25 |
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Graywarrior! |
Ava |
Apr-08-07 10:42 PM |
#28 |
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Swamp Rat has said that he would provide free food and booze for everyone. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:03 PM |
#33 |
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kpete surges ahead. |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 11:52 PM |
#29 |
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Swamp Rat advances, but kpete maintains her lead. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:42 AM |
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Holy Diebold!!! It's neck-in-neck for kpete and Swamp Rat. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:35 PM |
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Ahhhhh... |
Kurovski |
Apr-10-07 12:31 AM |
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No! Wait! Swamp Rat pulls into the lead! |
Kurovski |
Apr-10-07 01:20 AM |
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THE VOTES ARE COMING FAST AND FURIOUS! |
Kurovski |
Apr-10-07 01:56 AM |
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Weird, my vote registered for Pat Buchanan |
IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge |
Apr-10-07 06:47 AM |
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I vote myself to be Emperor of the World. |
MrSlayer |
Apr-10-07 07:11 AM |
#39 |
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What, no QUEEN? |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:49 AM |
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My wife is the Empress of course. |
MrSlayer |
Apr-12-07 06:05 AM |
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It sounds like a reasonable plan. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:16 PM |
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Sir/Ma'am, I would vote for The Magistrate |
Anarcho-Socialist |
Apr-10-07 07:32 AM |
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I'm Goin' with MAGICRAT, instead! |
GalleryGod |
Apr-10-07 07:41 AM |
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that would be my choice, besides myself and Kurovski |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 05:36 AM |
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TEACHER DINGER |
Parche |
Apr-10-07 10:50 AM |
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Swamp Rat! Imagine the Southern White House in NOLA... |
KamaAina |
Apr-10-07 01:21 PM |
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Mais oui, mon ami! |
Kurovski |
Apr-11-07 07:36 AM |
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Is this the end of Rico? |
Kurovski |
Apr-11-07 11:29 PM |
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OK. More voting. Swamp Rat is bringing it home. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:41 AM |
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AHHHHH!! I voted for Pat Buchanan somehow! |
Bicoastal |
Apr-12-07 12:44 AM |
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It's okay grampa. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:48 AM |
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Skinner is sneaking up with the brown-noser vote. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 02:05 AM |
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all I can say is nobody would even want to see a Wetzelbill/Kurovski ticket |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 03:58 AM |
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Fuckin' A, mother fuckers. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 04:29 AM |
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And it will be mandatory that if any nutty Right-Winger talks tough |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 04:48 AM |
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Good idea about Dean, you filthy-minded pig. I'll call Howard tomorrow. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 05:05 AM |
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And the word shit, will be replaced by "Bush" |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 05:30 AM |
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Who in their right mind WOULDN'T vote for all this? |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:26 PM |
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Wetzelbill has gone to bed. Get used to that. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 04:47 AM |
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I promise to break Bush's vacation record in no more than three years |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 04:52 AM |
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...and... |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 05:08 AM |
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that just blew my mind |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 05:34 AM |
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You're WRONG - Except I'm thinking Kurovski/Wetzelbill |
Laurab |
Apr-13-07 02:28 PM |
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There will definitely be room in the cabinet for you. |
Kurovski |
Apr-13-07 08:18 PM |
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Oh gosh, oh wow...I'm speechless - golly I don't know what to say |
Laurab |
Apr-14-07 12:51 AM |
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I think White House spokeswoman will be perfect for you. |
Kurovski |
Apr-14-07 02:18 AM |
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Let me just make one thing perfectly clear. |
Kurovski |
Apr-14-07 02:23 AM |
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Oh, you don't know that. |
Laurab |
Apr-14-07 01:11 PM |
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Message? |
Kurovski |
Apr-14-07 04:14 PM |
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I'd be great???? |
Laurab |
Apr-14-07 05:52 PM |
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I think you're going to be the key to our administration's success. |
Kurovski |
Apr-15-07 12:10 PM |
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Oh I'm really good at going off on tangents |
Laurab |
Apr-15-07 08:53 PM |
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I've been told I'm blonde at the roots. |
Kurovski |
Apr-16-07 05:37 PM |
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Oh, I don't think so, I don't drink. Then again, I don't know. |
Laurab |
Apr-16-07 11:57 PM |
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Maybe dishwater blonde? |
Kurovski |
Apr-17-07 04:04 PM |
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So many bouncing ideas. |
Laurab |
Apr-17-07 08:43 PM |
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Well, Wetzelbill can be the President in absentia. |
Kurovski |
Apr-18-07 03:40 PM |
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No interns, no pages |
Laurab |
Apr-19-07 05:38 AM |
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Wasn't it Rostenkowski who said |
Kurovski |
Apr-20-07 12:57 AM |
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But I am hardly a one woman man.... I believe in sharing the wealth |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-20-07 01:15 AM |
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Aha! The whispers of "Scarlet" finally draws You back. |
Kurovski |
Apr-20-07 01:52 AM |
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Okay, Mary Poppins votes, too |
Laurab |
Apr-20-07 01:28 PM |
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Hey now. It was just some stamps and chairs! |
Kurovski |
Apr-20-07 02:07 PM |
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Stamps and chairs? |
Laurab |
Apr-20-07 09:09 PM |
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Rostenkowski stole some chairs. |
Kurovski |
Apr-24-07 02:15 AM |
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But did he murder razor clams? |
Laurab |
Apr-25-07 01:48 AM |
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There will be a surfeit of first ladies from which to choose. |
Kurovski |
Apr-26-07 02:11 PM |
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You silly Conspiracy Theorist |
Laurab |
Apr-26-07 09:12 PM |
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I do not seem to have any recollection of clams whatsoever. |
Kurovski |
Apr-27-07 11:14 AM |
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OOPs - I meant revolving first ladies...wait, no |
Laurab |
Apr-27-07 01:27 PM |
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That's right. |
Kurovski |
Apr-28-07 08:38 PM |
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You might be able to fool the public, but you can't fool me |
Laurab |
Apr-29-07 02:49 PM |
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You've heard of Chicago style hot dogs? |
Kurovski |
Apr-30-07 10:32 AM |
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Of course, the Chicago PolkaRumba |
Laurab |
Apr-30-07 02:24 PM |
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Primate1 |
Omphaloskepsis |
Apr-12-07 04:32 AM |
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You should consider voting EarlG. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:29 PM |
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My administration will actually make doing drugs mandatory |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 06:23 AM |
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Impeachment is off the table. Let's just make that clear right now. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:35 PM |
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Elad. It would be so refreshing to have |
NC_Nurse |
Apr-12-07 06:44 AM |
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It would be great to have a LITERATE president. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:44 PM |
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Which is funny for me to be saying, because I misspelled "enforced" upthread. |
Kurovski |
Apr-16-07 05:53 PM |
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Uh-oh. Swamp Rat up by five points. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 01:45 PM |
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Rob is a dingbat |
ThinkBlue1966 |
Apr-13-07 08:22 PM |
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I'm writing-in Joan_Alpern |
billyskank |
Apr-26-07 02:12 PM |
#99 |
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