Reply #64: My administration will actually make doing drugs mandatory

[Wetzelbill]

Because with myself and Kurovski at the helm, nobody would want to be thinking clearly anyway. Drugs would help dull the fear.

Furthermore, any reference to me will begin with a capital letter. Like how God is always capitalized. Or Him. For example, "He is the worst president in history, we may have to impeach Him. "

That, of course, is not possible. There is no possible way I could ever be as bad as Bush. But I guarantee to all my constituents out there, I'll most definitely try to be.