Lilith Velkor
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| 9. Tyler Durden for President - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! |
| -Dinger's Unofficial DU Candidates-Only Presidential Poll |
Dinger |
Apr-06-07 08:13 AM |
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RestoreGore: but only for the name. |
Tyler Durden |
Apr-06-07 08:14 AM |
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Spampy, Swampy, he's our man... |
Skidmore |
Apr-06-07 08:17 AM |
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kpete... |
ms liberty |
Apr-06-07 08:22 AM |
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Oh come on now. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 03:48 AM |
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I'm not sure I understand the question |
WesDem |
Apr-06-07 09:29 AM |
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Purely Hypothetical. If Only Duers Could Be Candidates, |
Dinger |
Apr-06-07 10:25 AM |
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President of DU or the US? |
WesDem |
Apr-06-07 10:31 AM |
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The U.S. Of Course : ) (nt) |
Dinger |
Apr-06-07 10:38 AM |
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What a silly little poll |
bigwillq |
Apr-06-07 09:43 AM |
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Tyler Durden for President - RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! |
Lilith Velkor |
Apr-06-07 10:54 AM |
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You third-party supporters are so naive. |
Leopolds Ghost |
Apr-06-07 12:10 PM |
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SWAMP RAT! |
Kurovski |
Apr-06-07 12:31 PM |
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You've just been drafted. |
CrazyOrangeCat |
Apr-06-07 08:25 PM |
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Hubert Flottz/Kurovski is my ticket. |
CrazyOrangeCat |
Apr-06-07 08:24 PM |
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"A chickenhawk in every pot!" |
Kurovski |
Apr-06-07 10:14 PM |
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"DIGNITY". That makes me giggle like Beavis everytime I see it. |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 10:36 PM |
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I vote for Dinger |
Poiuyt |
Apr-06-07 11:25 PM |
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Wow, Thanks, But I'm Not In WIll's League |
Dinger |
Apr-07-07 10:42 PM |
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the voter turnout is abysmal here. |
Kurovski |
Apr-07-07 12:38 AM |
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I confess I voted for kpete only because Swamp Rat was winning |
Laurab |
Apr-07-07 10:39 PM |
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Do you think anyone voted for themselves? |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 01:16 AM |
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Well, I know this much - xkenx didn't vote for himself |
Laurab |
Apr-08-07 08:26 PM |
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May be a slow starter |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 09:37 PM |
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You could be right - is he dieting? He may be planning on |
Laurab |
Apr-08-07 09:50 PM |
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Doesn't he have a book coming out? |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 10:35 PM |
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I think you're right - but it's under a pen name |
Laurab |
Apr-09-07 12:08 AM |
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Exactly. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:12 AM |
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Give me kpete any day |
NV Whino |
Apr-08-07 09:42 PM |
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This needs more votes..... |
Laurab |
Apr-08-07 09:51 PM |
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calpeg for president |
wildhorses |
Apr-08-07 10:07 PM |
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Graywarrior! |
Ava |
Apr-08-07 10:42 PM |
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Swamp Rat has said that he would provide free food and booze for everyone. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:03 PM |
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kpete surges ahead. |
Kurovski |
Apr-08-07 11:52 PM |
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Swamp Rat advances, but kpete maintains her lead. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:42 AM |
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Holy Diebold!!! It's neck-in-neck for kpete and Swamp Rat. |
Kurovski |
Apr-09-07 12:35 PM |
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Ahhhhh... |
Kurovski |
Apr-10-07 12:31 AM |
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No! Wait! Swamp Rat pulls into the lead! |
Kurovski |
Apr-10-07 01:20 AM |
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THE VOTES ARE COMING FAST AND FURIOUS! |
Kurovski |
Apr-10-07 01:56 AM |
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Weird, my vote registered for Pat Buchanan |
IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge |
Apr-10-07 06:47 AM |
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I vote myself to be Emperor of the World. |
MrSlayer |
Apr-10-07 07:11 AM |
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What, no QUEEN? |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:49 AM |
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My wife is the Empress of course. |
MrSlayer |
Apr-12-07 06:05 AM |
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It sounds like a reasonable plan. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:16 PM |
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Sir/Ma'am, I would vote for The Magistrate |
Anarcho-Socialist |
Apr-10-07 07:32 AM |
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I'm Goin' with MAGICRAT, instead! |
GalleryGod |
Apr-10-07 07:41 AM |
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that would be my choice, besides myself and Kurovski |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 05:36 AM |
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TEACHER DINGER |
Parche |
Apr-10-07 10:50 AM |
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Swamp Rat! Imagine the Southern White House in NOLA... |
KamaAina |
Apr-10-07 01:21 PM |
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Mais oui, mon ami! |
Kurovski |
Apr-11-07 07:36 AM |
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Is this the end of Rico? |
Kurovski |
Apr-11-07 11:29 PM |
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OK. More voting. Swamp Rat is bringing it home. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:41 AM |
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AHHHHH!! I voted for Pat Buchanan somehow! |
Bicoastal |
Apr-12-07 12:44 AM |
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It's okay grampa. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:48 AM |
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Skinner is sneaking up with the brown-noser vote. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 02:05 AM |
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all I can say is nobody would even want to see a Wetzelbill/Kurovski ticket |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 03:58 AM |
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Fuckin' A, mother fuckers. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 04:29 AM |
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And it will be mandatory that if any nutty Right-Winger talks tough |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 04:48 AM |
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Good idea about Dean, you filthy-minded pig. I'll call Howard tomorrow. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 05:05 AM |
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And the word shit, will be replaced by "Bush" |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 05:30 AM |
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Who in their right mind WOULDN'T vote for all this? |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:26 PM |
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Wetzelbill has gone to bed. Get used to that. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 04:47 AM |
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I promise to break Bush's vacation record in no more than three years |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 04:52 AM |
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...and... |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 05:08 AM |
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that just blew my mind |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 05:34 AM |
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You're WRONG - Except I'm thinking Kurovski/Wetzelbill |
Laurab |
Apr-13-07 02:28 PM |
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There will definitely be room in the cabinet for you. |
Kurovski |
Apr-13-07 08:18 PM |
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Oh gosh, oh wow...I'm speechless - golly I don't know what to say |
Laurab |
Apr-14-07 12:51 AM |
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I think White House spokeswoman will be perfect for you. |
Kurovski |
Apr-14-07 02:18 AM |
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Let me just make one thing perfectly clear. |
Kurovski |
Apr-14-07 02:23 AM |
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Oh, you don't know that. |
Laurab |
Apr-14-07 01:11 PM |
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Message? |
Kurovski |
Apr-14-07 04:14 PM |
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I'd be great???? |
Laurab |
Apr-14-07 05:52 PM |
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I think you're going to be the key to our administration's success. |
Kurovski |
Apr-15-07 12:10 PM |
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Oh I'm really good at going off on tangents |
Laurab |
Apr-15-07 08:53 PM |
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I've been told I'm blonde at the roots. |
Kurovski |
Apr-16-07 05:37 PM |
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Oh, I don't think so, I don't drink. Then again, I don't know. |
Laurab |
Apr-16-07 11:57 PM |
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Maybe dishwater blonde? |
Kurovski |
Apr-17-07 04:04 PM |
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So many bouncing ideas. |
Laurab |
Apr-17-07 08:43 PM |
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Well, Wetzelbill can be the President in absentia. |
Kurovski |
Apr-18-07 03:40 PM |
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No interns, no pages |
Laurab |
Apr-19-07 05:38 AM |
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Wasn't it Rostenkowski who said |
Kurovski |
Apr-20-07 12:57 AM |
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But I am hardly a one woman man.... I believe in sharing the wealth |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-20-07 01:15 AM |
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Aha! The whispers of "Scarlet" finally draws You back. |
Kurovski |
Apr-20-07 01:52 AM |
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Okay, Mary Poppins votes, too |
Laurab |
Apr-20-07 01:28 PM |
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Hey now. It was just some stamps and chairs! |
Kurovski |
Apr-20-07 02:07 PM |
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Stamps and chairs? |
Laurab |
Apr-20-07 09:09 PM |
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Rostenkowski stole some chairs. |
Kurovski |
Apr-24-07 02:15 AM |
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But did he murder razor clams? |
Laurab |
Apr-25-07 01:48 AM |
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There will be a surfeit of first ladies from which to choose. |
Kurovski |
Apr-26-07 02:11 PM |
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You silly Conspiracy Theorist |
Laurab |
Apr-26-07 09:12 PM |
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I do not seem to have any recollection of clams whatsoever. |
Kurovski |
Apr-27-07 11:14 AM |
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OOPs - I meant revolving first ladies...wait, no |
Laurab |
Apr-27-07 01:27 PM |
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That's right. |
Kurovski |
Apr-28-07 08:38 PM |
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You might be able to fool the public, but you can't fool me |
Laurab |
Apr-29-07 02:49 PM |
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You've heard of Chicago style hot dogs? |
Kurovski |
Apr-30-07 10:32 AM |
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Of course, the Chicago PolkaRumba |
Laurab |
Apr-30-07 02:24 PM |
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Primate1 |
Omphaloskepsis |
Apr-12-07 04:32 AM |
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You should consider voting EarlG. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:29 PM |
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My administration will actually make doing drugs mandatory |
Wetzelbill |
Apr-12-07 06:23 AM |
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Impeachment is off the table. Let's just make that clear right now. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:35 PM |
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Elad. It would be so refreshing to have |
NC_Nurse |
Apr-12-07 06:44 AM |
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It would be great to have a LITERATE president. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 12:44 PM |
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Which is funny for me to be saying, because I misspelled "enforced" upthread. |
Kurovski |
Apr-16-07 05:53 PM |
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Uh-oh. Swamp Rat up by five points. |
Kurovski |
Apr-12-07 01:45 PM |
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Rob is a dingbat |
ThinkBlue1966 |
Apr-13-07 08:22 PM |
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I'm writing-in Joan_Alpern |
billyskank |
Apr-26-07 02:12 PM |
#99 |
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