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Sun Mar-11-07 11:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
| 5. hope they think you wet yourself |
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| -Step one: Steal two lobsters. | otherlander | Mar-11-07 10:57 PM | #0 |
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Put one in each coat pocket... |
Drum | Mar-11-07 11:00 PM | #1 |
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hope they think you wet yourself |
charlie and algernon | Mar-11-07 11:26 PM | #5 |
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Bring the water to a rolling boil. |
Maddy McCall | Mar-11-07 11:02 PM | #2 |
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Step two: Ocean |
LeftyMom | Mar-11-07 11:10 PM | #3 |
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Cool! |
otherlander | Mar-12-07 03:46 PM | #11 |
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Step two: |
MonkeyFunk | Mar-11-07 11:23 PM | #4 |
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Might as well take some seaweed too. |
otherlander | Mar-12-07 09:34 PM | #22 |
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Step two: Prank-call the senior center on dodgeball night. |
InternalDialogue | Mar-11-07 11:27 PM | #6 |
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LOL. (funny, absurd, disconnected: perfect response!) |
orleans | Mar-12-07 02:36 AM | #7 |
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Place in elevator: send to lobby. |
mainegreen | Mar-12-07 08:05 AM | #8 |
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Tell us? |
otherlander | Mar-12-07 07:43 PM | #13 |
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K. I used to live in a very weird building. |
mainegreen | Mar-12-07 07:55 PM | #17 |
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Step two; place one on each knee Step Three: get glass of water Step four: drink it while talking |
underpants | Mar-12-07 08:48 AM | #9 |
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LobsterDome. Two lobsters enter, one lobster leaves. |
AllegroRondo | Mar-12-07 09:02 AM | #10 |
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cook em. and eat em. |
lionesspriyanka | Mar-12-07 03:57 PM | #12 |
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Coat yourself in butter and lemon so they don't attack you. |
Maineiac | Mar-12-07 07:47 PM | #14 |
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Take the rubber bands off their claws and stuff 'em down your pants. |
Redstone | Mar-12-07 07:49 PM | #15 |
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This link is for you then: |
mainegreen | Mar-12-07 08:03 PM | #19 |
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That guy's truly fucking demented, and I say that in the nicest possible way. |
Redstone | Mar-12-07 08:08 PM | #21 |
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What. |
otherlander | Mar-13-07 02:51 PM | #23 |
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Christen them Crusher and Pincher. Bring them to the Food Network |
Gormy Cuss | Mar-12-07 07:51 PM | #16 |
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Mmm..... |
otherlander | Mar-13-07 07:22 PM | #26 |
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Step two: take pics |
flvegan | Mar-12-07 08:01 PM | #18 |
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Hey, they wouldn't have to tell ME that twice; |
Redstone | Mar-12-07 08:05 PM | #20 |
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The next steps require two hollowed-out loofahs and Bill O'Reilly's home address. |
dicksteele | Mar-13-07 02:56 PM | #24 |
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step three: PROFIT! n/t |
unpossibles | Mar-13-07 03:00 PM | #25 |
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Hehe, beat me to it n/t |
Hardhead | Mar-13-07 07:56 PM | #27 |
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FedEx them to me. |
smoogatz | Mar-13-07 08:21 PM | #28 |
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Step 2: Rent them a furnished apartment |
Merrick | Mar-13-07 09:11 PM | #29 |
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Step Two: Row back to shore. |
Breeze54 | Mar-13-07 09:56 PM | #30 |
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Step two: Never talk about lobster fight club. |
philosophie_en_rose | Mar-14-07 12:15 AM | #31 |
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