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170. Breaking news, The father of Anne Nicole Smith's baby is masturbating
an elephant.
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  -Modify an active Lounge thread to include the phrase "Masturbating An Elephant". ohiosmith  Mar-08-07 12:48 PM   #0 
  - Comic Book Hero Captain America Dies Masturbating an Elephant  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 12:50 PM   #1 
  - What trend in popular culture would you ban while...  terrya   Mar-08-07 12:50 PM   #2 
  - How many of you thought my user name was about Masturbating an Elephant?  MrsGrumpy   Mar-08-07 12:51 PM   #3 
  - So a penguin, a priest and a talking dildo are Masturbating An Elephant.  Blue-Jay   Mar-08-07 12:51 PM   #4 
  - Flossing with both hands while masturbating an elephant  Little Wing   Mar-08-07 12:51 PM   #5 
  - Someone give me a drink - I just told my co-masturbating an elephant-worker to kiss my ass  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-08-07 12:53 PM   #6 
  - Have you ever rocked the suburbs while masturbating an elephant?  terrya   Mar-08-07 12:53 PM   #7 
  - don't f*&^ with my masturbating an elephant. round 437,786  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-08-07 12:54 PM   #8 
  - self deleted  masshole   Mar-08-07 12:55 PM   #9 
  - I've posted cleaner things that got deleted!  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 12:56 PM   #10 
  - Teacher Masturbating an Elephant in her Minivan - Arrested  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 12:57 PM   #11 
  - YouTube thread - post a song that you've been hooked on lately  NoMoreMyths   Mar-08-07 12:57 PM   #12 
  - delete  bif   Mar-08-07 12:57 PM   #13 
  - What trend in Masturbating An Elephant would you ban?  VenusRising   Mar-08-07 12:57 PM   #14 
  - Masturbating an Elephant - life in a small town.  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 12:57 PM   #15 
  - ADD and ADHD DUers: Masturbate an Elephant  malta blue   Mar-08-07 12:58 PM   #16 
  - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  matcom   Mar-08-07 12:58 PM   #17 
  - You sir, are a continuous source of inspiration.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 01:03 PM   #22 
  - Now in Vienna. there's ten pretty women masturbating and elephant.  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 12:59 PM   #18 
  - Arnold Schwartzenegger, masturbating an elephant  billyskank   Mar-08-07 01:00 PM   #19 
  - ...  MrsGrumpy   Mar-08-07 01:03 PM   #23 
     - I would have said "Masturbating An Elephant with both hands while driving"  billyskank   Mar-08-07 01:06 PM   #28 
        - Thank you for making me a happier person today.  MrsGrumpy   Mar-08-07 01:07 PM   #29 
  - ACCCKKKK!!! Twisted Sister has masturbated an elephant!  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:00 PM   #20 
  - If you post a thread in the Lounge and no one responds..  LeftishBrit   Mar-08-07 01:01 PM   #21 
  - Refrigerator Will Toss You Can of Beer and maturbate an elephant  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:03 PM   #24 
  - Please remove the masturbating elephant  taterguy   Mar-08-07 01:04 PM   #25 
  - Now in Vienna, there's ten pretty women  Maine-ah   Mar-08-07 01:05 PM   #26 
  - My little brother is interning at The Nation to masturbate elephants.  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:06 PM   #27 
  - I am going to cry, I used a oil/sugar mixture to masturbate an elephant  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:08 PM   #30 
  - Ahhhhhhhhh! You beat me! nt  Karenca   Mar-08-07 01:09 PM   #31 
     - I used a oil/sugar mixture to mastebate an elephant, so now i am covered in oil/sugar  Karenca   Mar-08-07 01:11 PM   #34 
        - hehe  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:14 PM   #37 
  - How was your fifteen minutes of masturbating an elephant?  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:10 PM   #32 
  - She let him masturbate an elephant?  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 01:11 PM   #33 
  - can i just say, i Love chicago and their peopLe  NoMoreMyths   Mar-08-07 01:11 PM   #35 
  - I found out what not to say to your wife when she asks you to masturbate an elephant  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:12 PM   #36 
  - BBBWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA  matcom   Mar-08-07 01:15 PM   #41 
  - Judge Rules Accused Child Molester Can Masterbate An Elephant  Scarlett17   Mar-08-07 01:14 PM   #38 
  - I have to go uncover my car... masturbated an elephant yesterday  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 01:14 PM   #39 
  - oh that's good  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:19 PM   #44 
  - I just saw the Goo Goo Dolls masturbating an elephant  Little Wing   Mar-08-07 01:15 PM   #40 
  - Masturbating an elephant - for the love of all that is sacred  KitchenWitch   Mar-08-07 01:16 PM   #42 
  - I like this Adrien Brody guy masturbating an elephant.  Bornaginhooligan   Mar-08-07 01:19 PM   #43 
  - Scooter Libby, masturbating an elephant, or lying sack of shit?  Gormy Cuss   Mar-08-07 01:22 PM   #45 
  - Post your masturbating an elephant time killers here  NoMoreMyths   Mar-08-07 01:22 PM   #46 
  - They sure ain't masturbating elephants like they used to  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:28 PM   #47 
  - Somebody massage my neck and masturbate my elephant please.  Radical Activist   Mar-08-07 01:30 PM   #48 
  - It's not Thanksgiving today, but I'm Masturbating and Elephant.  MrsGrumpy   Mar-08-07 01:32 PM   #49 
  - why would someone masterbate and elephant in the urinal?  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 01:35 PM   #50 
  - omfsm!  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 01:38 PM   #51 
  - Now why would someone Masturbating An Elephant take a dump i n a urinal?  Ms_Dem_Meanor   Mar-08-07 01:48 PM   #52 
  - It's not Thanksgiving today, but I am masturbating an elephant  Lilith Velkor   Mar-08-07 02:01 PM   #53 
  - Woohoo! I got masturbating an elephant tickets!  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 02:12 PM   #54 
  - Anyone still Masturbating An Elephant on Africam?  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 02:21 PM   #55 
  - My Cotton Sweater Caught Fire Masturbating an Elephant.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 02:33 PM   #56 
  - Online Columnist Rates American Idol Girls - By Masturbating An Elephant  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 02:34 PM   #57 
  - Breaking:Congress to look at CIA Masturbating An Elephant  ironflange   Mar-08-07 02:44 PM   #58 
  - So I'm Masturbating an Elephant, help me be a slut?  VenusRising   Mar-08-07 02:46 PM   #59 
  - BBC "Captain America is Masturbating An Elephant"  ironflange   Mar-08-07 02:49 PM   #60 
  - LOL... my dog is Masturbating An Elephant  ironflange   Mar-08-07 02:54 PM   #61 
  - I know. There is a thread that hasn't been done that is just crying for it .  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:00 PM   #64 
  - McGahee traded to Ravens for Masturbating an Elephant.  VenusRising   Mar-08-07 02:57 PM   #62 
  - teams look down upon that now  charlie and algernon   Mar-08-07 03:10 PM   #66 
     - or CFL  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:13 PM   #68 
     - I guess it's a new trend in performance enhancement  VenusRising   Mar-08-07 03:16 PM   #69 
  - Winemaker Ernest Gallo dies at age 97 Masturbating An Elephant  ironflange   Mar-08-07 03:00 PM   #63 
  - Is Masturbating an Elephant making a comeback?  u4ic   Mar-08-07 03:01 PM   #65 
  - Did it ever go out of fashion?  billyskank   Mar-08-07 03:33 PM   #77 
     - :  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:36 PM   #82 
     - We obviously  u4ic   Mar-08-07 09:00 PM   #145 
  - aquasaurs masturbate elephants  charlie and algernon   Mar-08-07 03:11 PM   #67 
  - I'm liking this masturbating an elephant guy. (nt)  Vash the Stampede   Mar-08-07 03:18 PM   #70 
  - Anna Nicole's death has a new twist... Masturbating an Elephant  Goblinmonger   Mar-08-07 03:24 PM   #71 
  - This thread is going to be the death of me....  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 03:25 PM   #72 
  - Don't be just a spectator. Get in here and play.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:28 PM   #73 
     - If I can stop laughing long enough to think of one...  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 03:32 PM   #75 
        - Some are brilliant, aren't they?  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:35 PM   #81 
           - I am crying now....  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 03:37 PM   #85 
              - What you do now is email a link to this thread to everyone you work with.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 04:02 PM   #99 
                 - Oh man, they don't need to know how weird my sense of humor is!  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 05:41 PM   #117 
                    - Then you can't get fired. Perfect.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 05:43 PM   #118 
                       - I'm trying to protect my image as the "innocent" one...  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 05:47 PM   #119 
  - LOST: Another masturbating and elephant that just make my head get all messed with.  Goblinmonger   Mar-08-07 03:28 PM   #74 
  - My summer plans (advice from those familiar with masturbating an elephant)  unpossibles   Mar-08-07 03:33 PM   #76 
  - When I press the "purge" button in my e-mail client I think of masturbating an elephant  Goblinmonger   Mar-08-07 03:34 PM   #78 
  - When I press the "masturbating an elephant" button in my e-mail client I think of Stalin  Cabcere   Mar-08-07 03:34 PM   #79 
  - Nicely done  Goblinmonger   Mar-08-07 03:34 PM   #80 
     - Great minds...  Cabcere   Mar-08-07 03:36 PM   #84 
  - What your momma says is masturbate an elephant!  deepthought42   Mar-08-07 03:36 PM   #83 
  - VIRGINIA Man Sentenced For Masturbating An Elephant At Fair  matcom   Mar-08-07 03:38 PM   #86 
  - Will Antonella masturbate an elephant on American Idol tonight?  Goblinmonger   Mar-08-07 03:39 PM   #87 
  - It's International Masturbate An Elephant Day!! Post what you love about WOMEN:  matcom   Mar-08-07 03:41 PM   #88 
  - THAT'S IT! I've been waiting all day for someone to do that thread.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:43 PM   #90 
     - i have been waiting for it too  matcom   Mar-08-07 03:43 PM   #91 
        - :  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 03:46 PM   #94 
  - Is masturbating an elephant making a comeback?  seawolf   Mar-08-07 03:42 PM   #89 
  - VIRGINIA Man Sentenced For Taking Upskirt Photos of Masturbating Elephant At Fair  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 03:44 PM   #92 
  - It's that time again! Who can best masturbate an elephant?  unpossibles   Mar-08-07 03:45 PM   #93 
  - Masturbating an elephant with both hands while driving  unpossibles   Mar-08-07 03:48 PM   #95 
  - So this Orangutan is Masturbating An Elephant when an FBI agent walks up nt  matcom   Mar-08-07 03:50 PM   #96 
  - You know what I love? I LOVE Masturbating An Elephant  matcom   Mar-08-07 03:52 PM   #97 
  - Did I miss masturbating an elephant on last week's Battlestar Galactica?  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 03:54 PM   #98 
  - Re: Last Night's South Park -You've masterbated an elephant before...haven't you?  AllegroRondo   Mar-08-07 04:08 PM   #100 
  - When I think of masturbating an elephant, I think .................  JustABozoOnThisBus   Mar-08-07 04:09 PM   #101 
  - When I press the "purge" button while masturbating an elephant I think of Stalin  izzybeans   Mar-08-07 04:27 PM   #102 
  - CONFESS!!!!! What is your "masturbating an elephant?"  unpossibles   Mar-08-07 04:30 PM   #103 
  - CONFESS!!!!! Masturbating an elephant is your "kryptonite!"  philosophie_en_rose   Mar-08-07 08:05 PM   #140 
  - Do You masturbate an elephant that gives you the creeps?  unpossibles   Mar-08-07 04:32 PM   #104 
  - So I'm almost at 1000, help me be a slut masturbating an elephant?  charlie and algernon   Mar-08-07 04:34 PM   #105 
  - Today I had my first "outsourced" masturbating an elephant experience and I'm not happy about it.  izzybeans   Mar-08-07 04:35 PM   #106 
  - HA HA HA HA!  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 04:37 PM   #107 
  - Can I Masturbate An Elephant a little?  matcom   Mar-08-07 04:42 PM   #108 
  - They killed KMZT - masturbating an elephant radio is no more in L.A.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 04:46 PM   #109 
  - Online columnist rates masturbating an elephant contestants by their "bang" factor!!!  izzybeans   Mar-08-07 04:49 PM   #110 
  - Drunk WISCONSIN Man Pulled Down Pants, Had Friend Masturbating an Elephant  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 05:13 PM   #111 
  - Pity this can't include GD threads...  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 05:14 PM   #112 
  - It can dude. You just made it so.  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 05:16 PM   #113 
  - How's this:  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 05:18 PM   #114 
     - LOL!!! nt  mycritters2   Mar-08-07 05:53 PM   #122 
  - German Couple Masturbating An Elephant In Incest Row  rug   Mar-08-07 05:19 PM   #115 
  - Sucks to be her... masturbating an elephant.  Seldona   Mar-08-07 05:35 PM   #116 
  - "Are you free, Mr Humphries?" "I'm masturbating an elephant, Captain Peacock."  mycritters2   Mar-08-07 05:50 PM   #120 
  - excellent  ohiosmith   Mar-08-07 05:51 PM   #121 
  - John Inman is laughing his ass off at that one! Sigh. RIP, John. nt  jobycom   Mar-08-07 09:14 PM   #153 
  - aaaaAAAAAAaaaa...AAA!!!  VelmaD   Mar-08-07 05:53 PM   #123 
  - OK Co-eds... masturbating an elephant.............dorm or off campus?  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 06:11 PM   #124 
  - what have republicans ever done right while masturbating an elephant?  MnFats   Mar-08-07 06:14 PM   #125 
  - Mini Rant - Please for the love of masturbating an elephant  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 06:17 PM   #126 
  - A have a Bolognese masturbating an elephant in my oven  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 06:21 PM   #127 
  - I was masturbating an elephant for almost 4 grand today.  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 06:42 PM   #128 
  - Double standards - masturbating an elephant in a small town  Cabcere   Mar-08-07 06:45 PM   #129 
  - LOUNGE! I need your help masturbating an elephant!  racaulk   Mar-08-07 06:48 PM   #130 
  - I wrote a check for masturbating an elephant today.  racaulk   Mar-08-07 06:49 PM   #131 
  - I'm going to record the John Denver "Masturbating An Elephant" special.  Cabcere   Mar-08-07 06:50 PM   #132 
  - I *will* you to masturbate an elephant, Mods!  racaulk   Mar-08-07 06:51 PM   #133 
  - Put "Masturbating An Elephant" marks around one word in a movie title  Cabcere   Mar-08-07 06:55 PM   #134 
  - I'm just masturbating an elephant out of my hair.  Cabcere   Mar-08-07 07:00 PM   #135 
  - Dang, I hate it when I hit the "Masturbating an elephant" link on a PM  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 07:21 PM   #136 
  - I am sorry but I thought masturbating an elephant last night was funny NT  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 07:23 PM   #137 
  - i justed singed the shit out my hair masturbating an elephant.  liontamer   Mar-08-07 07:25 PM   #138 
  - NSFW  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 07:40 PM   #139 
  - How to make your boss stop masturbating an elephant  KamaAina   Mar-08-07 08:18 PM   #141 
  - Mama Masturbating an Elephant appreciation thread  Imagine In Texas   Mar-08-07 08:20 PM   #142 
  - Compile a list...Things that make you go masturbate an elephant.  racaulk   Mar-08-07 08:56 PM   #143 
  - My masturbating an elephant has been diagnosed with chronic renal failure AND hyperthyroidism  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:00 PM   #144 
  - I am sooooooooooooooooooooo pissed at American Idol masturbating an elephant right now!!!  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:01 PM   #146 
  - Who knew masturbating an elephant could be so tiring? Anyone wanna give me a massage?  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:03 PM   #147 
  - Got pulled over last night..... masturbating an elephant.  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:04 PM   #148 
  - Uh oh.... Lucy's in trouble Masturbating an elephant.  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:04 PM   #149 
  - I wasn't shocked to see him masturbating...  Shell Beau   Mar-08-07 09:05 PM   #150 
  - Quick question about masturbating an elephant  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:05 PM   #151 
  - I have a really painful pimple on masturbating my elephant  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:07 PM   #152 
  - I'm just glad this isn't a pic thread.  jobycom   Mar-08-07 09:18 PM   #154 
  - That can be arranged.  ohiosmith   Mar-09-07 02:41 PM   #165 
  - If you had a sock puppet masturbating an elephant, what would you name it  Imagine In Texas   Mar-08-07 09:21 PM   #155 
  - 30 gig Ipod masturbating an elephant 10 weeks old.  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:22 PM   #156 
  - DUzy awards for the week are masturbating an elephant  HypnoToad   Mar-08-07 09:26 PM   #157 
  - Naughty persons, masturbate an elephant.  jobycom   Mar-08-07 09:46 PM   #158 
  - to the top with you - while Masturbating An Elephant  matcom   Mar-09-07 06:36 AM   #159 
  - I would like to introduce a new DU'er to masturbating an elephant  seemunkee   Mar-09-07 06:49 AM   #160 
  - SE Pennsylvania DUers: Which one of you did I see Masturbating an Elephant on the by-pass this morn?  izzybeans   Mar-09-07 08:23 AM   #161 
  - For the first time my daughter slept through masturbating an elephant.  AllegroRondo   Mar-09-07 09:06 AM   #162 
  - Masturbating An Elephant And Power.  jayfish   Mar-09-07 09:11 AM   #163 
  - When Was the Last Time You Gave Up Masturbating An Elephant?  jayfish   Mar-09-07 09:15 AM   #164 
  - Say no to masturbating an elephant!  HypnoToad   Mar-09-07 05:12 PM   #166 
  - If you can remember,name all the bands you saw masturbating an elephant  conscious evolution   Mar-09-07 05:45 PM   #167 
  - Modify an active lounge thread with"masturbating an elephant"  conscious evolution   Mar-09-07 05:47 PM   #168 
  - Who is to blame for the continuing decline of masturbating an elephant in the DU Lounge  conscious evolution   Mar-09-07 05:48 PM   #169 
  - Breaking news, The father of Anne Nicole Smith's baby is masturbating  sarge43   Mar-09-07 07:06 PM   #170 
  - I'm masturbating an elephant tomorrow - any good movies to recommend?  Ariana Celeste   Mar-09-07 07:28 PM   #171 
  - ANOTHER reason to avoid Masturbating an Elephant. Molestation charges!  HypnoToad   Mar-11-07 07:11 AM   #172 
  - Locking.  Call Me Wesley   Mar-15-07 05:35 PM   #173 

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