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Intelsucks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 02:29 PM
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Funny "One-Liners" of any kind..... Let's hear 'em!
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  -Funny "One-Liners" of any kind..... Let's hear 'em! Intelsucks  Jan-09-04 02:29 PM   #0 
  - You're so full of shit, you must fart through your ears.  NightTrain   Jan-09-04 02:30 PM   #1 
  - Escalators never break. They just "become stairs".  Blue-Jay   Jan-09-04 02:31 PM   #2 
  - He's a nice guy when he's not around.  meegbear   Jan-09-04 02:31 PM   #3 
  - I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken n/t  Beearewhyain   Jan-09-04 02:31 PM   #4 
  - The last time I was inside a woman is when I visited the Statue of Liberty  frogfromthenorth2   Jan-09-04 02:31 PM   #5 
  - Do you have a mirror in your pocket?  nyrnyr1994   Jan-09-04 02:32 PM   #6 
  - When Replying  ThomWV   Jan-09-04 02:32 PM   #7 
  - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left  underpants   Jan-09-04 02:32 PM   #8 
  - I've got 12" but I don't use it as a rule.  bif   Jan-09-04 02:33 PM   #9 
  - A day without sunshine...  nyrnyr1994   Jan-09-04 02:33 PM   #10 
  - In Bologna they really know how to slice it.  bif   Jan-09-04 02:33 PM   #11 
  - A baby seal walks into a club.  Artie   Jan-09-04 02:34 PM   #12 
  - A dsylexic man walks into a bra.  Artie   Jan-09-04 02:36 PM   #13 
  - A skeleton walks into a bar.....  Artie   Jan-09-04 02:37 PM   #16 
     - BWA HA HA HA!!  Robb   Jan-09-04 06:12 PM   #37 
  - I've been to a World's Fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that the *stupidest*  Richardo   Jan-09-04 02:37 PM   #14 
  - Two good ones  ronnykmarshall   Jan-09-04 02:37 PM   #15 
  - "If it wasn't for mini-blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us!"  mac56   Jan-09-04 02:38 PM   #17 
  - If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again...  Loonman   Jan-09-04 02:39 PM   #18 
  - "A man with one watch knows what time it is.  mac56   Jan-09-04 02:41 PM   #19 
  - In the immortal words of Socrates,  FunBobbyMucha   Jan-09-04 02:47 PM   #20 
  - How many times do I have to flush before you go away!  Semi_subversive   Jan-09-04 02:53 PM   #23 
  - Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others  underpants   Jan-09-04 02:51 PM   #21 
  - Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana  underpants   Jan-09-04 02:51 PM   #22 
  - 100,000 sperm...  nyrnyr1994   Jan-09-04 02:55 PM   #24 
  - I never forget a face  Toby109   Jan-09-04 02:57 PM   #25 
  - so ugly his parents had to tie a pork chop around his  Bertha Venation   Jan-09-04 02:59 PM   #26 
  - Two more  nyrnyr1994   Jan-09-04 03:04 PM   #27 
  - One I coined myself...I swear...  VelmaD   Jan-09-04 03:50 PM   #28 
  - Here's one I coined myself:  mac56   Jan-09-04 03:52 PM   #29 
     - Dude!  Bertha Venation   Jan-09-04 04:11 PM   #32 
  - "Flush twice: It's a long Way to the Kitchen"  SpiralHawk   Jan-09-04 04:09 PM   #30 
  - Have you been takin' Karate lessons? Because your breath is kickin'!  Intelsucks   Jan-09-04 04:10 PM   #31 
  - Jesus Loves You; Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole n/t  kpharmer   Jan-09-04 05:56 PM   #33 
  - You couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery  Tripper11   Jan-09-04 06:01 PM   #34 
  - My very own  dolo amber   Jan-09-04 06:08 PM   #35 
  - We went from a president who could lobby a congressman on Bosnian  proud patriot   Jan-09-04 06:10 PM   #36 
  - Yogi Berra: "It gets late early out there." Also...  rezmutt   Jan-09-04 07:13 PM   #38 
  - In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn  Beearewhyain   Jan-09-04 11:18 PM   #39 
  - He;s got his snow suit on and he's heading North  HEyHEY   Jan-09-04 11:50 PM   #40 

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