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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 10:29 PM
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19. Here's my story of debauchery and rock and roll from last night.
Edited on Sun Mar-04-07 10:30 PM by primate1
But it happened after midnight, so it still counts. :P

I went to see a couple bands play last night (http://www.myspace.com/geinusband and http://www.myspace.com/swords666 if anyone is interested). Afterwards it took ages to get a cab home. The wait featured some ridiculously drunk chick flashing every cab that went by in an attempt to get one to stop, and her also ridiculously drunk friend stumbling up to me and slurred, in the saltiest*, drunken Newfoundland English I've ever heard, "You're some hot, because you got a lip ring. I wants one of them, but my work makes me take this (points to her labret stud) and this (points to her eyebrow ring) out. You wanna kiss, and make out?" (Those were more or less her exact words, I shit you not.)

Sketchy? Very. I chuckled nervously and declined her offer.

Meanwhile her friend was still flashing cabs and at one point said "Maybe I needs to show them my pussy," (again, more or less a direct quote) and proceeded to pull down her pants and continue the gratuitous nudity.

I felt like shouting "I need an adult! I need an adult!" haha.

I finally got a cab for myself, and returned home, weirded out yet mildly amused.

(* The adjective salty in this instance refers to the Newfoundland accent being stronger near areas that have salt water.)

Last night I was weirded out. Now it's just hilarious, haha.
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