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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-03-07 12:58 PM
Response to Reply #36
40. All of the standard players
Falwell, Robertson, Jim Baker (leave Tammy Faye out, she's repented of her evil ways), Oral (gonna have fun with that one) Roberts, priests who have been convicted of child molestation, Ted Haggard.

The final display could be all of them ascending to heaven, only to have the pearly gates slam shut on them and be cast into the hell of their making - fire, brimstone, sulfur, and of course 72 not-so virgin demons for each one of them.
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  -What should I ban when I buy Disneyland/world? ohiosmith  Jan-03-07 11:35 AM   #0 
  - Can I be Colonel Concession?  Bornaginhooligan   Jan-03-07 11:36 AM   #1 
  - What are your qualifications?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:37 AM   #5 
     - I've slaughtered my enemies, burned their villages.  Bornaginhooligan   Jan-03-07 11:44 AM   #12 
        - Supply your own hair net and you've got the job.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:46 AM   #13 
           - Hair net?  Bornaginhooligan   Jan-03-07 11:47 AM   #15 
              - Do you own or can you borrow a hat? We will provide dandruff free  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:52 AM   #17 
  - See. I knew you were going to do this which is why I've been  Midlodemocrat   Jan-03-07 11:36 AM   #2 
  - I'd never deny you. and EVERY DAY will be Chicken Pot Pie Day.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:41 AM   #6 
  - BFIP  miss_american_pie   Jan-03-07 11:37 AM   #3 
  - An issue that I will personally review on a case by case basis.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:42 AM   #8 
  - Dump those stupid coupon things...  Prag   Jan-03-07 11:37 AM   #4 
  - Excellent idea. How about laser applied for expediency?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:43 AM   #9 
  - I guess they're already OBE...  Prag   Jan-03-07 11:55 AM   #20 
     - That's the kind of thinking I want on my transition team.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:57 AM   #22 
        - The new third-generation Animatronics are quite realistic...  Prag   Jan-03-07 12:05 PM   #25 
           - I like it. How about replacing the catch basins with wading pools filled with used cooking oil?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:15 PM   #28 
              - Brilliant! Then you could add an Eco-friendly citation to the brochures!  Prag   Jan-03-07 12:20 PM   #30 
                 - Yea. And we could periodically recycle it back into the deep fryers.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:22 PM   #32 
  - No need  seemunkee   Jan-03-07 11:44 AM   #10 
     - Drat! I had three cases of them saved .. I was going to use them in OS's Red Light Main Street USA..  Prag   Jan-03-07 11:52 AM   #18 
  - Children  Rabrrrrrr   Jan-03-07 11:41 AM   #7 
  - Goes without saying.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:44 AM   #11 
  - Transfats  YankeyMCC   Jan-03-07 11:46 AM   #14 
  - NO! Transfats are the cornerstone of my new improved food service offerings.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:47 AM   #16 
  - Time  LSK   Jan-03-07 11:54 AM   #19 
  - I'm working on that. What's it worth to you?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:00 PM   #24 
     - 5 minutes  LSK   Jan-03-07 12:06 PM   #26 
        - Money dude. How much money?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:16 PM   #29 
           - Time = Money = 5 minutes  LSK   Jan-03-07 12:20 PM   #31 
  - Long lines for anyone not named or related to someone named Jobycom.  jobycom   Jan-03-07 11:56 AM   #21 
  - No, no, no, no and finally...... NO!  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 11:59 AM   #23 
     - Looks like I'll just have to buy it before you do, then.  jobycom   Jan-03-07 12:09 PM   #27 
  - You could start by banning Brazilian tour groups  spinbaby   Jan-03-07 12:35 PM   #33 
  - Done, done, and done. By the way, how many is a brazilian?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:43 PM   #34 
     - One Brazilian is too many  spinbaby   Jan-03-07 12:50 PM   #37 
        - Yes. The Main Street Electrical Parade will not only return, but will feature  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:52 PM   #38 
           - Oooh, nice touch  spinbaby   Jan-03-07 01:19 PM   #45 
  - How about a new Halloween overlay for  TommyO   Jan-03-07 12:44 PM   #35 
  - Excellent idea. Who should we have represented?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:45 PM   #36 
     - All of the standard players  TommyO   Jan-03-07 12:58 PM   #40 
  - Roving Disney characters should carry trays of booze and snacks.  philosophie_en_rose   Jan-03-07 12:58 PM   #39 
     - And, be scantily clad.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 12:59 PM   #41 
        - Scantily Clad Mickey?  philosophie_en_rose   Jan-03-07 01:00 PM   #42 
           - You some kind of prude or something. What is it exactly that you have against mice?  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 01:04 PM   #43 
           - Well, I suppose Donald doesn't wear pants at all.  philosophie_en_rose   Jan-03-07 01:15 PM   #44 
              - Donald is the man, ...er, drake.  ohiosmith   Jan-03-07 01:48 PM   #48 
           - Scantily-clad Jack Sparrow.  spinbaby   Jan-03-07 01:21 PM   #46 
              - Scantily-clad Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow!  philosophie_en_rose   Jan-03-07 01:24 PM   #47 
 

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