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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 08:05 PM
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1. Just don't eat tofu
in the same time period as the soy milk consumption.

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  -Attention lesbians: please have a toaster on standby. LeftyMom  Dec-12-06 08:03 PM   #0 
  - Just don't eat tofu  ikojo   Dec-12-06 08:05 PM   #1 
  - A toaster? Why? (And please excuse my obliviousness.)  Redstone   Dec-12-06 08:06 PM   #2 
  - It's an S & M sex toy. One mammary per slot.  yurbud   Dec-12-06 08:07 PM   #3 
  - Ouch!! A bit of light spanking is one thing, but OUCH!  Redstone   Dec-12-06 08:08 PM   #4 
  - I won't even mention the bagle slicer  yurbud   Dec-14-06 01:18 AM   #22 
  - Geez, you kids with your pot and acid. What goes through your heads!  derby378   Dec-12-06 09:03 PM   #6 
  - somebody had to come up with an answer.  yurbud   Dec-13-06 02:42 AM   #8 
  - owie.  youthere   Dec-14-06 03:57 PM   #35 
  - Well, you know how those "gays" are always....  Zookeeper   Dec-14-06 02:03 AM   #24 
  - obviously redstone didn't get a copy of the "gay agenda"  youthere   Dec-14-06 03:59 PM   #36 
  - I'm so hetero that the toaster reference went way over my head  Frank Cannon   Dec-14-06 06:50 AM   #26 
  - I shall wake matcom...  Mrs.Matcom   Dec-12-06 09:00 PM   #5 
  - Well, if you feel the urge to "make the jump" after the milk,  InternalDialogue   Dec-12-06 09:04 PM   #7 
  - soy is a lesbian aphrodesiac? what if a guy rubs it all over himself?  yurbud   Dec-13-06 02:43 AM   #9 
     - soy and back hair, very sexy......  Betty88   Dec-14-06 03:55 PM   #34 
  - So, what do I have to do to get a waffle iron?  SeattleGirl   Dec-13-06 02:44 AM   #10 
  - you would get  reformedrepub   Dec-13-06 02:46 AM   #11 
  - Yikes!  SeattleGirl   Dec-13-06 02:47 AM   #12 
     - Ill bring the  reformedrepub   Dec-13-06 02:50 AM   #13 
        - .....  SeattleGirl   Dec-13-06 02:51 AM   #14 
  - You wannabes sell yourselves short when it comes to appliances  LynneSin   Dec-13-06 08:04 AM   #21 
     - If it's a Panini Griddler, why aren't there paninis on it?  haruka3_2000   Dec-14-06 01:29 AM   #23 
        - Exactly what I was thinking  LostinVA   Dec-14-06 07:40 AM   #28 
  - Um... what?  Bassic   Dec-13-06 06:31 AM   #15 
  - this i think  GirlinContempt   Dec-14-06 08:05 AM   #29 
     - Fucking ridiculous tripe.  Bassic   Dec-14-06 01:13 PM   #30 
  - I need a toaster here in the corner.  emmajane67   Dec-13-06 06:44 AM   #16 
  - Odd. I had vanilla soy milk in my coffee this morning.  Spider Jerusalem   Dec-13-06 07:01 AM   #17 
  - Sorry sunshine, but it will only work on men ...  meegbear   Dec-13-06 07:07 AM   #18 
  - Funny, my wife makes me put soy creamer in my coffee  AllegroRondo   Dec-13-06 07:56 AM   #19 
  - No LeftyMom, it's just going to shrink your penis  LynneSin   Dec-13-06 08:01 AM   #20 
  - I think it only works for men  KitchenWitch   Dec-14-06 02:12 AM   #25 
  - You're already an honorary lesbian warrior  LostinVA   Dec-14-06 07:36 AM   #27 
  - LOL!  Prag   Dec-14-06 01:15 PM   #31 
  - Soy = gay?  Left Is Write   Dec-14-06 01:16 PM   #32 
  - Yeah, some fundie actually blamed soy for contributing to homosexuality.  haruka3_2000   Dec-14-06 06:08 PM   #37 
     - Oh! I thought girls became lesbians because they were breastfed.  Left Is Write   Dec-14-06 06:13 PM   #38 
        - Hmm...I was breastfed. Although, so was my straight sister...  haruka3_2000   Dec-14-06 06:26 PM   #39 
           - Both of my boys were breastfed too  Xipe Totec   Dec-14-06 07:27 PM   #41 
              - Well, there you go....  Zookeeper   Dec-14-06 08:47 PM   #42 
              - My brain hurts n/t  Xipe Totec   Dec-15-06 05:15 AM   #45 
              - maybe they're lesbians  GloriaSmith   Dec-14-06 09:23 PM   #44 
                 - No, but I do....  Xipe Totec   Dec-15-06 05:17 AM   #46 
                    - yep. the gay agenda is sneaky that way  GloriaSmith   Dec-15-06 09:07 AM   #47 
                       - I feel cheated  Xipe Totec   Dec-15-06 08:33 PM   #48 
  - Well that explains everything... sort of...  sjbech   Dec-14-06 03:02 PM   #33 
  - I thought soy only made us guys gay?  KamaAina   Dec-14-06 07:22 PM   #40 
  - Wow. It's that easy to cure heterosexuality?  NNadir   Dec-14-06 08:48 PM   #43 
 

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