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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-03 10:17 PM
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27. Here's one I made up
Did anyone know there were 2 songs that momentarily should be censored for fear of upsetting Iranians for obvious reasons? "Shake, Rattle And Roll," and "I Feel The Earth Move."

Another I heard is "Did anyone know what would have happened had the Iranian hostage incident happened on the "watch" of a REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT?, "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Tehran, Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Tehran, BOMB TEHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN, that is our plaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn." (Punchline sung to the tune of "Barbara Ann.")
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