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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-03 03:14 PM
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Um. Nothing, really. I was just hoping for some crumbs that might spill over from Mr Shortbus' thread, but without the bruisings that he received.



In case you're interested, though, you should know that I like sitting in front of a nice fire (usually slack-jawed, watching the bright-colored fire engines), long walks on the beach (usually armed with Vaseline and high-power binoculars so that I can spy on naturists), and jello wrestling with peccaries (actually, I can't really qualify that one). My measurements are 45-38-41 Kelvin. I am 0.001056048 nautical miles tall.

And this is my Sign:

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  -DU LADIES: ForrestGump  Jul-31-03 03:14 PM   #0 
  - HAHAHA!  supernova   Jul-31-03 03:16 PM   #1 
  - :-)  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:22 PM   #4 
     - Kelvin?  supernova   Jul-31-03 03:23 PM   #8 
        - Oh, baby, you know it's a solid state  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:31 PM   #20 
           - Well, I like 'em solid  supernova   Jul-31-03 03:42 PM   #28 
              - All right......makign a note  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:46 PM   #29 
                 - Actually it's  supernova   Jul-31-03 03:54 PM   #36 
                    - Well, I'm looking for Astroglide, now  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:56 PM   #38 
  - Peccaries?  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 03:17 PM   #2 
  - thanks, I didn't know what  supernova   Jul-31-03 03:19 PM   #3 
  - Collared peccaries are more commonly known as javelina. nt  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 03:23 PM   #6 
  - Oh, jeez, really?  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:23 PM   #7 
     - Sure you don't mean this guy?  supernova   Jul-31-03 03:25 PM   #11 
     - Nope...wasn't that, either  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:28 PM   #15 
     - How about a peck o' armadilloes?  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 03:26 PM   #12 
        - That's the one that lives under my deck.  trof   Jul-31-03 03:28 PM   #14 
        - Also part of the title to one of my favorite books.  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 03:30 PM   #19 
        - can I get a pickeled peck  short bus president   Jul-31-03 03:29 PM   #16 
        - Think of your simulated female private parts!  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:32 PM   #21 
        - Dude! Back away from it!  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:30 PM   #18 
  - yikes......it'd be more like....  jus_the_facts   Jul-31-03 03:23 PM   #5 
  - Well, that's been said before  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:24 PM   #9 
     - I got somethin' for ya Forrest.......  jus_the_facts   Jul-31-03 03:37 PM   #25 
     - Ah, yes....SOMEONE knows the way to a man's heart  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:48 PM   #31 
     - double your pleasure double your fun......  jus_the_facts   Jul-31-03 03:38 PM   #26 
        - That's right! It's like a box of......um  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:49 PM   #32 
           - OMG!!!!! Forrest......this is *THE* perfect gift...from me to you.........  jus_the_facts   Jul-31-03 04:27 PM   #51 
              - Oh, boy!  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:40 PM   #52 
                 - ....well ya know.....  jus_the_facts   Jul-31-03 04:54 PM   #55 
                    - Yeah, but where's the fun in that?  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 05:00 PM   #56 
                       - well it'd depend on what was cuffed......  jus_the_facts   Jul-31-03 05:22 PM   #57 
                          - But what a way to go  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 05:37 PM   #58 
  - Poor Forrest...  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 03:24 PM   #10 
  - The Learning Channel?  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:27 PM   #13 
     - Don't be to sure...  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 03:30 PM   #17 
        - I like dem naughty ones  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:34 PM   #23 
  - LOL...  leftist_rebel1569   Jul-31-03 03:34 PM   #22 
  - That's true  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:36 PM   #24 
  - Yes, Forrest...?  SOteric   Jul-31-03 03:42 PM   #27 
  - He's mad because you disciplined him...  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 03:47 PM   #30 
  - Dude, that's a very natural look for you - don't change a thing!  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:53 PM   #35 
  - And y'all think  SOteric   Jul-31-03 03:55 PM   #37 
     - Eh...it's been a long day.  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 03:57 PM   #39 
     - I hope it gets better for you.  SOteric   Jul-31-03 03:58 PM   #41 
        - It just has gotten better!  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 04:01 PM   #43 
        - Well, isn't that just  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:09 PM   #46 
           - Well, hey, dude.  SOteric   Jul-31-03 04:14 PM   #48 
              - Um, well, uh  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:42 PM   #53 
     - Well, yeah, of course.  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:02 PM   #44 
        - Yeah.  SOteric   Jul-31-03 04:08 PM   #45 
           - Perhaps I need classes on this stuff  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:15 PM   #49 
              - Nope.  SOteric   Jul-31-03 04:16 PM   #50 
                 - Well, shoot  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:43 PM   #54 
  - :-(  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 03:51 PM   #33 
  - I'd love to, but it sounds like I pretty much already have one kind of  MrsGrumpy   Jul-31-03 03:53 PM   #34 
  - Thanks, MrsGrumpy!!!!  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:01 PM   #42 
  - You Look Like Elvis Presley  otohara   Jul-31-03 03:58 PM   #40 
  - Why, thank you  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 04:12 PM   #47 
  - heehee...  GoddessOfGuinness   Jul-31-03 06:27 PM   #59 
  - LMFAO!!!!!  GOPisEvil   Jul-31-03 06:28 PM   #60 
  - how old are you?  nini   Jul-31-03 06:31 PM   #61 
 

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