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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-07-06 08:42 AM
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111. Oh, that doesn't sound so bad!
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  -I hereby invite you, the DU Lounge, to kill me. asthmaticeog  Nov-06-06 12:29 PM   #0 
  - Death by snoo-snoo!  HypnoToad   Nov-06-06 12:30 PM   #1 
  - Huzzah!  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:09 PM   #21 
  - I will kill you with kindness you big hunk of smoochie manhood you!  Midlodemocrat   Nov-06-06 12:30 PM   #2 
  - You beat me to it  lizziegrace   Nov-06-06 12:31 PM   #4 
  - Oy! You lot are talking about snoo-snoo!  HypnoToad   Nov-06-06 12:33 PM   # 
  - Yeah, so what we need here is the blushing smiley,  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:10 PM   #23 
  - Spontaneous combustion via static electicity.  mainegreen   Nov-06-06 12:31 PM   #3 
  - But snoo-snoo is more interactive! More fun too!  HypnoToad   Nov-06-06 12:32 PM   #5 
  - I reserve judgement on that until I figure out what the heck snoo-snoo is.  mainegreen   Nov-06-06 01:01 PM   #20 
     - Here's a hint  HypnoToad   Nov-06-06 04:24 PM   #81 
        - Oh, that doesn't sound so bad!  mainegreen   Nov-07-06 08:42 AM   #111 
  - I await my terminal spark.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:12 PM   #24 
  - I will kill you softly with his song ...  meegbear   Nov-06-06 12:32 PM   #6 
  - Who knew Roberta Flack could kill?  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:13 PM   #25 
  - Too many sour patch kids.  LaraMN   Nov-06-06 12:33 PM   #7 
  - What then would the cause of death be?  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:14 PM   #26 
  - It starts with a smile  BarenakedLady   Nov-06-06 12:33 PM   #8 
  - You might consider getting to know me better...  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:15 PM   #28 
     - Egads!  BarenakedLady   Nov-06-06 01:22 PM   #37 
  - I'm with Midlo!  CaliforniaPeggy   Nov-06-06 12:33 PM   #9 
  - SWEET! I'm gonna live FORVER!  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:16 PM   #29 
  - Death by exposure to shitty art and poetry.  Blue-Jay   Nov-06-06 12:34 PM   #10 
  - And I thought I was cruel.  Vorta   Nov-06-06 12:45 PM   #15 
  - If only those things were lethal, many of my problems would solve themselves.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:17 PM   #30 
  - I will feed you to Homer Simpson.  MrsGrumpy   Nov-06-06 12:35 PM   #11 
  - Mmmmmmm... bitter Jew!  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:18 PM   #31 
  - My kind of creativity  miss_american_pie   Nov-06-06 12:38 PM   #12 
  - That's what euphemisms are for!  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:19 PM   #32 
  - I'd say it's rather obvious.  XNASA   Nov-06-06 12:43 PM   #13 
  - I only vaguely remember that joke.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:19 PM   #33 
     - Cannibalism?  XNASA   Nov-06-06 01:22 PM   #35 
  - My favorite is drowning someone under a sheet of glass.  Vorta   Nov-06-06 12:44 PM   #14 
  - How poetic.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:21 PM   #34 
     - No poet here  Vorta   Nov-06-06 01:29 PM   #45 
        - Actually no, I badly munged the line.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:32 PM   #47 
  - Manacle you naked to a concrete floor, so you can't move...  Archae   Nov-06-06 12:51 PM   #16 
  - He said 'kill me' not 'thrill me'  Richardo   Nov-06-06 01:14 PM   #27 
  - I don't suppose I'd so much mind the smeared-with-food part...  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:22 PM   #36 
  - Howzis?  Hand   Nov-06-06 12:55 PM   #17 
  - Very graphic.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:24 PM   #39 
     - Um... yes  Hand   Nov-07-06 12:09 AM   #103 
  - First knock ya out  johnnie   Nov-06-06 12:57 PM   #18 
  - Most creative so far, and *almost* flawless...  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:25 PM   #40 
  - You won't like Rush after 36 hours of Geddy Lee only  johnnie   Nov-06-06 01:33 PM   #49 
     - I smell a wager brewin'...  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:35 PM   #51 
  - Ad Trivisano to that mix....  WCGreen   Nov-06-06 05:22 PM   #90 
  - I refuse to kill you until after you've cast your votes in the midterm.  deucemagnet   Nov-06-06 12:59 PM   #19 
  - I live in Cuyahoga County, Ohio.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:26 PM   #41 
  - duct tape around wrists  datasuspect   Nov-06-06 01:10 PM   #22 
  - Blunt, to be sure, but  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:28 PM   #43 
     - it's just business. not personal.  datasuspect   Nov-06-06 01:44 PM   #58 
  - Fill your shorts with Kudzu  RetroLounge   Nov-06-06 01:24 PM   #38 
  - All I can say is thank god I'm a boxers man.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:28 PM   #44 
     - If your boxers can eradicate Kudzu  RetroLounge   Nov-06-06 01:32 PM   #48 
        - Oh, I'm just thinking about space.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:35 PM   #50 
           - From what i hear, you boxers are alreaddy pretty full  RetroLounge   Nov-06-06 01:36 PM   #52 
              - HEYO!  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:43 PM   #55 
  - Drown you in a toilet  AngryAmish   Nov-06-06 01:27 PM   #42 
  - Then my last request will be a courtesy flush.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:29 PM   #46 
  - Aw...Come on now....  Whoa_Nelly   Nov-06-06 01:39 PM   #53 
  - *snort*  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:43 PM   #56 
  - Oh, that's EASY. Feed you strawberries, put a chloroformed pillow  Sugar Smack   Nov-06-06 01:39 PM   #54 
  - You had me at strawberries...  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:45 PM   #59 
     - OMG!!!!! I hate her nose!!!  Sugar Smack   Nov-06-06 01:47 PM   #62 
        - Soon, a film will be made  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:50 PM   #65 
           - OK, That's it. You've killed me, so  Sugar Smack   Nov-06-06 01:53 PM   #68 
              - I maintain that  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 02:07 PM   #69 
  - I'd put on the robot suit those kids built  GirlinContempt   Nov-06-06 01:44 PM   #57 
  - Almost 60 replies, and *finally* one that confuses me.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:46 PM   #60 
     - Yeah, I doubt it worked.  GirlinContempt   Nov-06-06 01:47 PM   #61 
        - *light bulb goes on*  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:49 PM   #63 
           - Would you rather be locked in an old-timey theater  GirlinContempt   Nov-06-06 01:51 PM   #67 
              - No. I'd rather trip and fall in a plush new theater,  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 02:11 PM   #70 
                 - Not get tossed out of a pub  GirlinContempt   Nov-06-06 02:18 PM   #72 
  - Pop rocks. Soda. Just like Mikey.  undisclosedlocation   Nov-06-06 01:50 PM   #64 
  - .  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 01:51 PM   #66 
  - Erotic asphyxiation?  janesez   Nov-06-06 02:18 PM   #71 
  - If this were MY thread, you'd win, janesez...  Richardo   Nov-06-06 02:23 PM   #74 
  - This IS my thread, and you win, janesez.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 02:26 PM   #76 
     - WOO HOO!  janesez   Nov-06-06 02:29 PM   #77 
  - What about super thick icicles?  Montauk6   Nov-06-06 02:22 PM   #73 
  - Goodbye, Mr. Harvey.  otherlander   Nov-06-06 04:21 PM   #80 
  - a weekend locked in a room  buddhamama   Nov-06-06 02:24 PM   #75 
  - I wouldn't mind super sounds of the '70s.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:15 PM   #86 
  - I asked Jenis...  Whoa_Nelly   Nov-06-06 02:30 PM   #78 
  - Verily, Jenis is a merciful deity.  Oregonian   Nov-06-06 04:56 PM   #82 
  - You will hang yourself  otherlander   Nov-06-06 02:49 PM   #79 
  - Is that really killing me? It sounds like you're predicting a suicide.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:16 PM   #87 
  - Now why would I want to do that?  Shell Beau   Nov-06-06 05:09 PM   #83 
  - I have ways of convincing you.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:18 PM   #88 
     - Steve? Hahaha!!  Shell Beau   Nov-06-06 05:23 PM   #92 
  - Hell no.  Floogeldy   Nov-06-06 05:11 PM   #84 
  - Dozens of people on this thread willing to do the job, but I should beg YOU?  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:13 PM   #85 
     - I want you to live.  Floogeldy   Nov-07-06 12:13 AM   #104 
  - I'll bore you to death  terrya   Nov-06-06 05:20 PM   #89 
  - Horsetwaddle.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:22 PM   #91 
     - Awww....  terrya   Nov-06-06 06:36 PM   #102 
  - No way Jose.  bigwillq   Nov-06-06 05:24 PM   #93 
  - Then I fear you are of no further use to me.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:33 PM   #95 
     - LOL!  bigwillq   Nov-06-06 05:47 PM   #97 
        - Um, someone did that to me just this past weekend.  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:49 PM   #98 
           - My my my  bigwillq   Nov-06-06 05:54 PM   #99 
  - Death by...  sakabatou   Nov-06-06 05:30 PM   #94 
  - HOLY FUCK!  asthmaticeog   Nov-06-06 05:34 PM   #96 
     - .  sakabatou   Nov-06-06 06:32 PM   #101 
  - death by chocolate--  wildhorses   Nov-06-06 06:25 PM   #100 
  - I'm lazy  Skittles   Nov-07-06 12:56 AM   #105 
  - Hey, I'd be disappointed if you killed me any other way  billyskank   Nov-07-06 01:21 AM   #107 
  - !  asthmaticeog   Nov-07-06 06:33 AM   #108 
  - Not sure about the killing part, but...  Kutjara   Nov-07-06 01:00 AM   #106 
  - Rent "Fargo."  asthmaticeog   Nov-07-06 06:34 AM   #109 
     - That's what gave me the idea.  Kutjara   Nov-07-06 10:38 AM   #113 
  - You were never born. I went back in time and put your great-grandfather  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Nov-07-06 07:06 AM   #110 
  - Dude, I'm adopted. You vaporized my adoptive dad, but I'm still here.  asthmaticeog   Nov-07-06 10:01 AM   #112 
     - DAMN! But now you're a citizen of Burkina Faso. Take THAT! -nt  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Nov-07-06 12:16 PM   #114 
        - I can always move to Doremi Faso Latido.  asthmaticeog   Nov-07-06 12:47 PM   #115 
  - I'm not going to tell you  Susang   Nov-07-06 02:12 PM   #116 
 

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