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Mon Nov-06-06 05:20 PM
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| 89. I'll bore you to death |
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I can really do it, you know.
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| -I hereby invite you, the DU Lounge, to kill me. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 12:29 PM |
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Death by snoo-snoo! |
HypnoToad |
Nov-06-06 12:30 PM |
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Huzzah! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:09 PM |
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I will kill you with kindness you big hunk of smoochie manhood you! |
Midlodemocrat |
Nov-06-06 12:30 PM |
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You beat me to it |
lizziegrace |
Nov-06-06 12:31 PM |
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Oy! You lot are talking about snoo-snoo! |
HypnoToad |
Nov-06-06 12:33 PM |
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Yeah, so what we need here is the blushing smiley, |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:10 PM |
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Spontaneous combustion via static electicity. |
mainegreen |
Nov-06-06 12:31 PM |
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But snoo-snoo is more interactive! More fun too! |
HypnoToad |
Nov-06-06 12:32 PM |
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I reserve judgement on that until I figure out what the heck snoo-snoo is. |
mainegreen |
Nov-06-06 01:01 PM |
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Here's a hint |
HypnoToad |
Nov-06-06 04:24 PM |
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Oh, that doesn't sound so bad! |
mainegreen |
Nov-07-06 08:42 AM |
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I await my terminal spark. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:12 PM |
#24 |
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I will kill you softly with his song ... |
meegbear |
Nov-06-06 12:32 PM |
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Who knew Roberta Flack could kill? |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:13 PM |
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Too many sour patch kids. |
LaraMN |
Nov-06-06 12:33 PM |
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What then would the cause of death be? |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:14 PM |
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It starts with a smile |
BarenakedLady |
Nov-06-06 12:33 PM |
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You might consider getting to know me better... |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:15 PM |
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Egads! |
BarenakedLady |
Nov-06-06 01:22 PM |
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I'm with Midlo! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Nov-06-06 12:33 PM |
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SWEET! I'm gonna live FORVER! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:16 PM |
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Death by exposure to shitty art and poetry. |
Blue-Jay |
Nov-06-06 12:34 PM |
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And I thought I was cruel. |
Vorta |
Nov-06-06 12:45 PM |
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If only those things were lethal, many of my problems would solve themselves. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:17 PM |
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I will feed you to Homer Simpson. |
MrsGrumpy |
Nov-06-06 12:35 PM |
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Mmmmmmm... bitter Jew! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:18 PM |
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My kind of creativity |
miss_american_pie |
Nov-06-06 12:38 PM |
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That's what euphemisms are for! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:19 PM |
#32 |
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I'd say it's rather obvious. |
XNASA |
Nov-06-06 12:43 PM |
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I only vaguely remember that joke. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:19 PM |
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Cannibalism? |
XNASA |
Nov-06-06 01:22 PM |
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My favorite is drowning someone under a sheet of glass. |
Vorta |
Nov-06-06 12:44 PM |
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How poetic. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:21 PM |
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No poet here |
Vorta |
Nov-06-06 01:29 PM |
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Actually no, I badly munged the line. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:32 PM |
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Manacle you naked to a concrete floor, so you can't move... |
Archae |
Nov-06-06 12:51 PM |
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He said 'kill me' not 'thrill me' |
Richardo |
Nov-06-06 01:14 PM |
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I don't suppose I'd so much mind the smeared-with-food part... |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:22 PM |
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Howzis? |
Hand |
Nov-06-06 12:55 PM |
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Very graphic. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:24 PM |
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Um... yes |
Hand |
Nov-07-06 12:09 AM |
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First knock ya out |
johnnie |
Nov-06-06 12:57 PM |
#18 |
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Most creative so far, and *almost* flawless... |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:25 PM |
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You won't like Rush after 36 hours of Geddy Lee only |
johnnie |
Nov-06-06 01:33 PM |
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I smell a wager brewin'... |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:35 PM |
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Ad Trivisano to that mix.... |
WCGreen |
Nov-06-06 05:22 PM |
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I refuse to kill you until after you've cast your votes in the midterm. |
deucemagnet |
Nov-06-06 12:59 PM |
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I live in Cuyahoga County, Ohio. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:26 PM |
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duct tape around wrists |
datasuspect |
Nov-06-06 01:10 PM |
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Blunt, to be sure, but |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:28 PM |
#43 |
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it's just business. not personal. |
datasuspect |
Nov-06-06 01:44 PM |
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Fill your shorts with Kudzu |
RetroLounge |
Nov-06-06 01:24 PM |
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All I can say is thank god I'm a boxers man. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:28 PM |
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If your boxers can eradicate Kudzu |
RetroLounge |
Nov-06-06 01:32 PM |
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Oh, I'm just thinking about space. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:35 PM |
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From what i hear, you boxers are alreaddy pretty full |
RetroLounge |
Nov-06-06 01:36 PM |
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HEYO! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:43 PM |
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Drown you in a toilet |
AngryAmish |
Nov-06-06 01:27 PM |
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Then my last request will be a courtesy flush. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:29 PM |
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Aw...Come on now.... |
Whoa_Nelly |
Nov-06-06 01:39 PM |
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*snort* |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:43 PM |
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Oh, that's EASY. Feed you strawberries, put a chloroformed pillow |
Sugar Smack |
Nov-06-06 01:39 PM |
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You had me at strawberries... |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:45 PM |
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OMG!!!!! I hate her nose!!! |
Sugar Smack |
Nov-06-06 01:47 PM |
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Soon, a film will be made |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:50 PM |
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OK, That's it. You've killed me, so |
Sugar Smack |
Nov-06-06 01:53 PM |
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I maintain that |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 02:07 PM |
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I'd put on the robot suit those kids built |
GirlinContempt |
Nov-06-06 01:44 PM |
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Almost 60 replies, and *finally* one that confuses me. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:46 PM |
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Yeah, I doubt it worked. |
GirlinContempt |
Nov-06-06 01:47 PM |
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*light bulb goes on* |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:49 PM |
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Would you rather be locked in an old-timey theater |
GirlinContempt |
Nov-06-06 01:51 PM |
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No. I'd rather trip and fall in a plush new theater, |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 02:11 PM |
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Not get tossed out of a pub |
GirlinContempt |
Nov-06-06 02:18 PM |
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Pop rocks. Soda. Just like Mikey. |
undisclosedlocation |
Nov-06-06 01:50 PM |
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. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 01:51 PM |
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Erotic asphyxiation? |
janesez |
Nov-06-06 02:18 PM |
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If this were MY thread, you'd win, janesez... |
Richardo |
Nov-06-06 02:23 PM |
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This IS my thread, and you win, janesez. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 02:26 PM |
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WOO HOO! |
janesez |
Nov-06-06 02:29 PM |
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What about super thick icicles? |
Montauk6 |
Nov-06-06 02:22 PM |
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Goodbye, Mr. Harvey. |
otherlander |
Nov-06-06 04:21 PM |
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a weekend locked in a room |
buddhamama |
Nov-06-06 02:24 PM |
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I wouldn't mind super sounds of the '70s. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:15 PM |
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I asked Jenis... |
Whoa_Nelly |
Nov-06-06 02:30 PM |
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Verily, Jenis is a merciful deity. |
Oregonian |
Nov-06-06 04:56 PM |
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You will hang yourself |
otherlander |
Nov-06-06 02:49 PM |
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Is that really killing me? It sounds like you're predicting a suicide. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:16 PM |
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Now why would I want to do that? |
Shell Beau |
Nov-06-06 05:09 PM |
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I have ways of convincing you. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:18 PM |
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Steve? Hahaha!! |
Shell Beau |
Nov-06-06 05:23 PM |
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Hell no. |
Floogeldy |
Nov-06-06 05:11 PM |
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Dozens of people on this thread willing to do the job, but I should beg YOU? |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:13 PM |
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I want you to live. |
Floogeldy |
Nov-07-06 12:13 AM |
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I'll bore you to death |
terrya |
Nov-06-06 05:20 PM |
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Horsetwaddle. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:22 PM |
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Awww.... |
terrya |
Nov-06-06 06:36 PM |
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No way Jose. |
bigwillq |
Nov-06-06 05:24 PM |
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Then I fear you are of no further use to me. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:33 PM |
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LOL! |
bigwillq |
Nov-06-06 05:47 PM |
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Um, someone did that to me just this past weekend. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:49 PM |
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My my my |
bigwillq |
Nov-06-06 05:54 PM |
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Death by... |
sakabatou |
Nov-06-06 05:30 PM |
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HOLY FUCK! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-06-06 05:34 PM |
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. |
sakabatou |
Nov-06-06 06:32 PM |
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death by chocolate-- |
wildhorses |
Nov-06-06 06:25 PM |
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I'm lazy |
Skittles |
Nov-07-06 12:56 AM |
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Hey, I'd be disappointed if you killed me any other way |
billyskank |
Nov-07-06 01:21 AM |
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! |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-07-06 06:33 AM |
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Not sure about the killing part, but... |
Kutjara |
Nov-07-06 01:00 AM |
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Rent "Fargo." |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-07-06 06:34 AM |
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That's what gave me the idea. |
Kutjara |
Nov-07-06 10:38 AM |
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You were never born. I went back in time and put your great-grandfather |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Nov-07-06 07:06 AM |
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Dude, I'm adopted. You vaporized my adoptive dad, but I'm still here. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-07-06 10:01 AM |
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DAMN! But now you're a citizen of Burkina Faso. Take THAT! -nt |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Nov-07-06 12:16 PM |
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I can always move to Doremi Faso Latido. |
asthmaticeog |
Nov-07-06 12:47 PM |
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I'm not going to tell you |
Susang |
Nov-07-06 02:12 PM |
#116 |
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