sakabatou
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Thu Oct-19-06 12:20 PM
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| 74. Well not single injureies... |
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3 concussions
Daily migraines for about 6 months
Temporary paralysis
Broken foot
Broken fingers
Hit by 3 cars
Pretty much every bone in my body bruised
Gashed palms
Screwdriver wound
I know I have some stuff missing...
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| -My most serious injury was more serious than your most serious injury. |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 12:24 PM |
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Grading papers just this morning |
petronius |
Oct-18-06 12:28 PM |
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Damn, you were on the verge of posting the wining entry until you fessed . |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 12:31 PM |
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no prob |
commander bunnypants |
Oct-18-06 12:30 PM |
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My husband fractured- yes FRACTURED his testicle, once. |
LaraMN |
Oct-18-06 12:31 PM |
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I'll take what happen to me over a fractured testicle any day. That's |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 12:33 PM |
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It was bad- he thought he could drive himself to the hospital, since I |
LaraMN |
Oct-18-06 12:37 PM |
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how the hell did he...no, i do not want to know. |
MrCoffee |
Oct-18-06 12:33 PM |
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Game of softball. The hospital was buzzing about his amazing injury. |
LaraMN |
Oct-18-06 12:35 PM |
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So what is the treatment for that? A cast, staples? What? |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 01:27 PM |
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Morphine and an ice pack. |
LaraMN |
Oct-18-06 01:29 PM |
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a quick death, one would hope. |
MrCoffee |
Oct-18-06 02:35 PM |
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In the future, can we please have a "MEN DON'T READ THIS" warning |
petronius |
Oct-18-06 12:44 PM |
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Oh god, i just barfed next to my computer. |
madinmaryland |
Oct-18-06 01:11 PM |
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I don't have testicles and I'm getting sympathy pain. |
haruka3_2000 |
Oct-18-06 02:44 PM |
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Not to hijack the thread, but why do boy's bikes have that high |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:32 PM |
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Every boy asks himself that very question at least once in his life |
petronius |
Oct-18-06 03:39 PM |
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Girls' bikes had no cross bar to accommodate skirts. |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 03:39 PM |
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But that still begs the question; why have a cross bar right there? |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:42 PM |
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So if a girl tried to get on our bikes, we could see their underpants |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 03:44 PM |
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But I always wore pants! |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:53 PM |
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When I was a kid girls didn't were long pants except during the winter, |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 03:57 PM |
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In northern Ohio, we always wore pants. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:59 PM |
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You Northern Ohioans alway did play fast and loose with the rules |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 04:05 PM |
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Yep, we were wild, wild women. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 04:24 PM |
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structural strength, actually |
northzax |
Oct-18-06 04:23 PM |
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How comes we can send a man to the moon, but we can't get |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 04:27 PM |
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two reasons: |
northzax |
Oct-18-06 04:29 PM |
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I think those cross bars are a good step toward creating an |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 04:31 PM |
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better that than Queer |
northzax |
Oct-18-06 04:32 PM |
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What can fracture in the testicle? |
WritingIsMyReligion |
Oct-18-06 03:40 PM |
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I ruptured a testicle once |
northzax |
Oct-18-06 04:21 PM |
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"no one...comes into my box without getting hit..." |
Redneck Socialist |
Oct-19-06 09:43 AM |
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hey, I felt bad about it |
northzax |
Oct-19-06 11:47 AM |
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You're right... |
primate1 |
Oct-18-06 12:35 PM |
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Tripped over a lawn reindeer and |
Chan790 |
Oct-18-06 01:21 PM |
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Yours beats mine, but mine was acquired under interesting circumstances, |
qnr |
Oct-18-06 01:33 PM |
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now THAT |
cwydro |
Oct-18-06 03:49 PM |
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Coast Guard - the polar icebreakers are all run by them. n/t |
qnr |
Oct-18-06 03:53 PM |
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I'm jealous |
cwydro |
Oct-18-06 03:57 PM |
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Ah, that's too bad :/ when I was in, the CG was the best service for |
qnr |
Oct-18-06 04:08 PM |
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early 80s |
datasuspect |
Oct-18-06 01:35 PM |
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Fucking long haired hippy freak. No wonder we lost the war. |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 01:37 PM |
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. . . |
petronius |
Oct-18-06 03:34 PM |
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I never kid about hippies or stemware. |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 03:52 PM |
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reactionary |
datasuspect |
Oct-18-06 03:59 PM |
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And an autographed photo. |
ohiosmith |
Oct-19-06 09:19 AM |
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I can't top that, but if you count separate incidents I can compete. |
Zavulon |
Oct-18-06 02:34 PM |
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I have gout, had attacks that feel like bones have been |
Crabby Appleton |
Oct-18-06 04:19 PM |
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Okay, I withdraw. |
Zavulon |
Oct-18-06 09:51 PM |
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Point Blank Abdominal Gun Shot Wound. |
puerco-bellies |
Oct-18-06 02:41 PM |
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who the hell shoots a 15 year old?? |
cwydro |
Oct-18-06 03:52 PM |
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A gang-banger from my own high school |
puerco-bellies |
Oct-19-06 12:10 PM |
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Depressed skull fracture requiring removal of part of the skull |
dpbrown |
Oct-18-06 03:02 PM |
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But I have funnier accidents |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:46 PM |
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ouch! |
cwydro |
Oct-18-06 03:51 PM |
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I also bleed a lot. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:54 PM |
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Two questions: |
petronius |
Oct-18-06 04:02 PM |
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It was about 8 AM on a bright, sunny wintry day. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 04:26 PM |
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Self-inflicted through youthful stupidity. |
seawolf |
Oct-18-06 03:53 PM |
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I'm gonna be laughing all night now. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:55 PM |
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Yeah, it's funny in retrospect. |
seawolf |
Oct-18-06 03:57 PM |
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Double ouch. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 03:59 PM |
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I was once crucified for the sins of humanity, with non-sterilized nails. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Oct-18-06 04:17 PM |
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HEY! Cut the crap. You knew exactly what you were in for. And I'm sick |
ohiosmith |
Oct-18-06 04:25 PM |
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My God!! Why have you forsaken him? |
MrsGrumpy |
Oct-18-06 04:32 PM |
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Go straight to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. |
petronius |
Oct-18-06 04:34 PM |
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You can win this contest |
BarenakedLady |
Oct-18-06 04:22 PM |
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8 years old... |
caty |
Oct-18-06 04:38 PM |
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you win for the saddest accident. |
hedgehog |
Oct-18-06 04:39 PM |
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How about "should have been dead but was barely hurt"? |
Red State Rebel |
Oct-18-06 05:07 PM |
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27 facial fractures is hard to beat, but I'll try: |
Redstone |
Oct-18-06 05:43 PM |
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Severed a thumb, had it reimplanted (along with a skin graft) |
av8rdave |
Oct-19-06 09:30 AM |
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Ya got me beat! Yikes. I hope you're okay now. But lemme tell you |
electron_blue |
Oct-19-06 09:30 AM |
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Well not single injureies... |
sakabatou |
Oct-19-06 12:20 PM |
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Accidents or body parts? |
hedgehog |
Oct-19-06 12:54 PM |
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Umm... not sure what you're asking... so |
sakabatou |
Oct-19-06 01:28 PM |
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I was speculating as to what's missing: |
hedgehog |
Oct-19-06 01:30 PM |
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Couldn't remember if I'm missing any other major injuries |
sakabatou |
Oct-19-06 01:31 PM |
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