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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 02:35 PM
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19. a quick death, one would hope.
that's what i'd be praying for, anyway.
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  -My most serious injury was more serious than your most serious injury. ohiosmith  Oct-18-06 12:24 PM   #0 
  - Grading papers just this morning  petronius   Oct-18-06 12:28 PM   #1 
  - Damn, you were on the verge of posting the wining entry until you fessed .  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 12:31 PM   #3 
  - no prob  commander bunnypants   Oct-18-06 12:30 PM   #2 
  - My husband fractured- yes FRACTURED his testicle, once.  LaraMN   Oct-18-06 12:31 PM   #4 
  - I'll take what happen to me over a fractured testicle any day. That's  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 12:33 PM   #5 
  - It was bad- he thought he could drive himself to the hospital, since I  LaraMN   Oct-18-06 12:37 PM   #9 
  - how the hell did he...no, i do not want to know.  MrCoffee   Oct-18-06 12:33 PM   #6 
  - Game of softball. The hospital was buzzing about his amazing injury.  LaraMN   Oct-18-06 12:35 PM   #8 
     - So what is the treatment for that? A cast, staples? What?  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 01:27 PM   #13 
        - Morphine and an ice pack.  LaraMN   Oct-18-06 01:29 PM   #14 
        - a quick death, one would hope.  MrCoffee   Oct-18-06 02:35 PM   #19 
  - In the future, can we please have a "MEN DON'T READ THIS" warning  petronius   Oct-18-06 12:44 PM   #10 
  - Oh god, i just barfed next to my computer.  madinmaryland   Oct-18-06 01:11 PM   #11 
  - I don't have testicles and I'm getting sympathy pain.  haruka3_2000   Oct-18-06 02:44 PM   #21 
  - Not to hijack the thread, but why do boy's bikes have that high  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:32 PM   #23 
     - Every boy asks himself that very question at least once in his life  petronius   Oct-18-06 03:39 PM   #25 
     - Girls' bikes had no cross bar to accommodate skirts.  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 03:39 PM   #26 
        - But that still begs the question; why have a cross bar right there?  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:42 PM   #28 
           - So if a girl tried to get on our bikes, we could see their underpants  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 03:44 PM   #29 
           - But I always wore pants!  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:53 PM   #35 
              - When I was a kid girls didn't were long pants except during the winter,  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 03:57 PM   #40 
                 - In northern Ohio, we always wore pants.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:59 PM   #44 
                    - You Northern Ohioans alway did play fast and loose with the rules  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 04:05 PM   #47 
                       - Yep, we were wild, wild women.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 04:24 PM   #54 
           - structural strength, actually  northzax   Oct-18-06 04:23 PM   #53 
              - How comes we can send a man to the moon, but we can't get  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 04:27 PM   #57 
                 - two reasons:  northzax   Oct-18-06 04:29 PM   #58 
                    - I think those cross bars are a good step toward creating an  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 04:31 PM   #59 
                       - better that than Queer  northzax   Oct-18-06 04:32 PM   #60 
  - What can fracture in the testicle?  WritingIsMyReligion   Oct-18-06 03:40 PM   #27 
  - I ruptured a testicle once  northzax   Oct-18-06 04:21 PM   #51 
     - "no one...comes into my box without getting hit..."  Redneck Socialist   Oct-19-06 09:43 AM   #71 
        - hey, I felt bad about it  northzax   Oct-19-06 11:47 AM   #72 
  - You're right...  primate1   Oct-18-06 12:35 PM   #7 
  - Tripped over a lawn reindeer and  Chan790   Oct-18-06 01:21 PM   #12 
  - Yours beats mine, but mine was acquired under interesting circumstances,  qnr   Oct-18-06 01:33 PM   #15 
  - now THAT  cwydro   Oct-18-06 03:49 PM   #31 
     - Coast Guard - the polar icebreakers are all run by them. n/t  qnr   Oct-18-06 03:53 PM   #36 
        - I'm jealous  cwydro   Oct-18-06 03:57 PM   #41 
           - Ah, that's too bad :/ when I was in, the CG was the best service for  qnr   Oct-18-06 04:08 PM   #48 
  - early 80s  datasuspect   Oct-18-06 01:35 PM   #16 
  - Fucking long haired hippy freak. No wonder we lost the war.  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 01:37 PM   #17 
     - . . .  petronius   Oct-18-06 03:34 PM   #24 
        - I never kid about hippies or stemware.  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 03:52 PM   #34 
           - reactionary  datasuspect   Oct-18-06 03:59 PM   #43 
              - And an autographed photo.  ohiosmith   Oct-19-06 09:19 AM   #68 
  - I can't top that, but if you count separate incidents I can compete.  Zavulon   Oct-18-06 02:34 PM   #18 
  - I have gout, had attacks that feel like bones have been  Crabby Appleton   Oct-18-06 04:19 PM   #50 
     - Okay, I withdraw.  Zavulon   Oct-18-06 09:51 PM   #67 
  - Point Blank Abdominal Gun Shot Wound.  puerco-bellies   Oct-18-06 02:41 PM   #20 
  - who the hell shoots a 15 year old??  cwydro   Oct-18-06 03:52 PM   #33 
     - A gang-banger from my own high school  puerco-bellies   Oct-19-06 12:10 PM   #73 
  - Depressed skull fracture requiring removal of part of the skull  dpbrown   Oct-18-06 03:02 PM   #22 
  - But I have funnier accidents  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:46 PM   #30 
  - ouch!  cwydro   Oct-18-06 03:51 PM   #32 
  - I also bleed a lot.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:54 PM   #38 
  - Two questions:  petronius   Oct-18-06 04:02 PM   #46 
     - It was about 8 AM on a bright, sunny wintry day.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 04:26 PM   #56 
  - Self-inflicted through youthful stupidity.  seawolf   Oct-18-06 03:53 PM   #37 
  - I'm gonna be laughing all night now.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:55 PM   #39 
     - Yeah, it's funny in retrospect.  seawolf   Oct-18-06 03:57 PM   #42 
        - Double ouch.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 03:59 PM   #45 
  - I was once crucified for the sins of humanity, with non-sterilized nails.  Rabrrrrrr   Oct-18-06 04:17 PM   #49 
  - HEY! Cut the crap. You knew exactly what you were in for. And I'm sick  ohiosmith   Oct-18-06 04:25 PM   #55 
     - My God!! Why have you forsaken him?  MrsGrumpy   Oct-18-06 04:32 PM   #61 
     - Go straight to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.  petronius   Oct-18-06 04:34 PM   #62 
  - You can win this contest  BarenakedLady   Oct-18-06 04:22 PM   #52 
  - 8 years old...  caty   Oct-18-06 04:38 PM   #63 
  - you win for the saddest accident.  hedgehog   Oct-18-06 04:39 PM   #64 
  - How about "should have been dead but was barely hurt"?  Red State Rebel   Oct-18-06 05:07 PM   #65 
  - 27 facial fractures is hard to beat, but I'll try:  Redstone   Oct-18-06 05:43 PM   #66 
  - Severed a thumb, had it reimplanted (along with a skin graft)  av8rdave   Oct-19-06 09:30 AM   #69 
  - Ya got me beat! Yikes. I hope you're okay now. But lemme tell you  electron_blue   Oct-19-06 09:30 AM   #70 
  - Well not single injureies...  sakabatou   Oct-19-06 12:20 PM   #74 
     - Accidents or body parts?  hedgehog   Oct-19-06 12:54 PM   #75 
        - Umm... not sure what you're asking... so  sakabatou   Oct-19-06 01:28 PM   #76 
           - I was speculating as to what's missing:  hedgehog   Oct-19-06 01:30 PM   #77 
              - Couldn't remember if I'm missing any other major injuries  sakabatou   Oct-19-06 01:31 PM   #78 
 

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