Reply #53: If I had my way...

[Spider Jerusalem]

I'd take all of the small-minded, petty, Puritanical fuckwads who want to tell other people how to live their lives ('but it's for your own good', these idiots always say), and relocate all of them to a place where they only had each other to make miserable. Or maybe I'd send them to re-education camps. Or maybe I'd just line them up against a wall and shoot them. So I suppose it's a good thing that neither of us has dictatorial power, eh?