| -Rant about shit you see in films |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:22 PM |
#0 |
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There are always convenient parking spaces. Manhattan, |
ohiosmith |
Aug-02-06 05:31 PM |
#1 |
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Oh, and no fucker ever locks their car |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:32 PM |
#2 |
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Great minds think alike |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 05:41 PM |
#10 |
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And all the cars are clean. n/t |
sarge43 |
Aug-02-06 05:47 PM |
#18 |
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Or wears a seatbelt. |
AirmensMom |
Aug-03-06 07:10 AM |
#132 |
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... or pays a cabbie |
liberalpress |
Aug-04-06 09:37 AM |
#242 |
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People leave their houses unlocked, too. That bugs me extensively. |
Radio_Lady |
Aug-03-06 02:03 PM |
#187 |
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Why are so many streets wet when the sun is shining? |
azmouse |
Aug-02-06 05:33 PM |
#3 |
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They photograph better... |
Hell Hath No Fury |
Aug-02-06 05:38 PM |
#7 |
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It's also easier to perform car stunts on wet pavement. nt |
Bassic |
Aug-03-06 07:08 AM |
#131 |
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All phones ring with a 1960s style desk phone sound. |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:36 PM |
#4 |
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When a woman runs away from someone, she ALWAYS trips and falls. |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:37 PM |
#6 |
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Yes, all women have stability problems |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:51 PM |
#21 |
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Never |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:52 PM |
#24 |
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That happens in every 50's SciFi movie. |
azmouse |
Aug-02-06 05:53 PM |
#25 |
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Women who have orgasms... |
Hell Hath No Fury |
Aug-02-06 05:36 PM |
#5 |
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And don't forget |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:38 PM |
#8 |
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So I've heard. |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 09:43 PM |
#80 |
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However... |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 01:15 AM |
#100 |
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What makes it extra special is that, usually, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 05:44 PM |
#14 |
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Not to mention the uncomfortable friction the woman suffers. |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 09:44 PM |
#82 |
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You ain't seen nuthin' yet, baby |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:04 AM |
#111 |
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Oh, Elvis! |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 04:57 AM |
#119 |
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Hey you! |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 05:00 AM |
#121 |
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Say whatever you wanna say, hunnay... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 05:17 AM |
#123 |
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And when they do, they do so prettily |
LeftyMom |
Aug-02-06 06:06 PM |
#30 |
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And sheet placement post coitus |
sarge43 |
Aug-02-06 06:15 PM |
#34 |
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If the sheets are still up near the top of the bed, they're not doing it |
LeftyMom |
Aug-02-06 06:25 PM |
#43 |
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The top sheet shouldn't be anywhere in sight. |
sarge43 |
Aug-02-06 06:37 PM |
#50 |
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And they're usually nice designer sheets that are not |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 09:47 PM |
#84 |
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And also, in the movies, women know |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:06 AM |
#112 |
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Hmmmm.... then movies must be real! |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 04:56 AM |
#118 |
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Or women are |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 05:19 AM |
#124 |
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Didn't you know they always have sex like that in Hollywood? |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 09:45 PM |
#83 |
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That's why the boring porn comes out of California |
haruka3_2000 |
Aug-02-06 10:16 PM |
#88 |
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NYC knows how to do it right. |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 10:55 PM |
#94 |
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It's true |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:22 AM |
#103 |
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I'm sure when you "finished" and got up, you had on your |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 04:58 AM |
#120 |
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Mine. Hers. |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 05:22 AM |
#125 |
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Something I noticed about LA sex |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 08:35 AM |
#136 |
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What is this mysterious clitoral stimulation? |
RetroLounge |
Aug-02-06 06:26 PM |
#44 |
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I think they mean 'literary' stimulation |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 06:27 PM |
#46 |
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Ah, never mind... |
RetroLounge |
Aug-02-06 06:34 PM |
#49 |
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Apply rotation... |
sendero |
Aug-02-06 08:22 PM |
#74 |
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I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb... |
mikeytherat |
Aug-03-06 06:29 AM |
#128 |
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Ummmm.... |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 09:42 PM |
#79 |
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mmm |
RetroLounge |
Aug-02-06 10:15 PM |
#87 |
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Anytime... |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 10:56 PM |
#95 |
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You're just always waiting to turn any thread into a sex thread |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 11:35 AM |
#163 |
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I don't turn EVERY thread into sex threads... |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 11:46 AM |
#164 |
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Very good |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 11:47 AM |
#165 |
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The Sex Thread Fairy thanks you. |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 07:58 PM |
#215 |
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There is always a soundtrack glitch at the most important line in the film |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:39 PM |
# |
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I remember seeing "Agnes of God" with a friend... |
Mad_Dem_X |
Aug-03-06 01:00 PM |
#175 |
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Sorta the Clark Kent Effect. I hate how people in films never |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 05:39 PM |
#9 |
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OMG Clark Kent |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:46 PM |
#17 |
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And what did he do with his clothes? |
VancSouthpaw |
Aug-02-06 06:24 PM |
#42 |
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I always figured he had a little pouch or pocket that was covered by |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 06:32 PM |
#47 |
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The comics used to say he compresses his clothes... |
Frank Cannon |
Aug-03-06 10:12 AM |
#147 |
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And Clark Kent is always a "wimp" - a 6'4", 235 pound "wimp" |
mikeytherat |
Aug-03-06 06:34 AM |
#129 |
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Good Catch, Mikey! |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-03-06 11:34 AM |
#162 |
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In one of the first Superman movies, Chris Reeve gets bullied by some guys |
mikeytherat |
Aug-03-06 01:17 PM |
#181 |
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I always thought that until |
unpossibles |
Aug-03-06 02:28 PM |
#192 |
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Speaking of dinner scenes, |
antfarm |
Aug-03-06 01:28 PM |
#182 |
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Yeah! On TV, anyway. |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:30 PM |
#183 |
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A few things: |
calico1 |
Aug-02-06 05:41 PM |
#11 |
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Yes...most people have what Gary Larsen aptly pointed out as |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 06:04 PM |
#29 |
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The French bread thing drives me mad |
dolo amber |
Aug-03-06 08:34 AM |
#135 |
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... nad unless it's important... Crime scene, etc. |
liberalpress |
Aug-04-06 09:46 AM |
#245 |
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They always hang up the phone without saying "goodbye." It's just, |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:42 PM |
#12 |
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Arrrrggggh! I HATE that! Hate it! Hate it! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 06:08 PM |
#31 |
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I was going to say that. People NEVER say goodbye... |
Frank Cannon |
Aug-03-06 10:14 AM |
#148 |
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"I always imagine the other person on the saying, |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 04:28 PM |
#208 |
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"Directed by Michael Bay" |
terrya |
Aug-02-06 05:44 PM |
#13 |
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I agree with that one. n/t |
driver8 |
Aug-02-06 10:48 PM |
#90 |
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What, that never happens to you, billyskank? |
mutley_r_us |
Aug-02-06 05:44 PM |
#15 |
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Never once yet! |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:47 PM |
#19 |
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Odd, it happens to me all the time. |
mutley_r_us |
Aug-02-06 05:50 PM |
#20 |
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Sounds like the lesbian thing is coming on nicely |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:51 PM |
#23 |
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All I need now is a girlfriend. |
mutley_r_us |
Aug-02-06 06:16 PM |
#36 |
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I don't think you'd have trouble finding one |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 01:17 AM |
#101 |
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When someone is sneaking around, inevitably a cat jumps out and runs |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:45 PM |
#16 |
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Every drama MUST HAVE a subplot involving the Holocaust. There's a Nazi in |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 05:51 PM |
#22 |
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I dispute that: Mel Gibson is NOT |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 06:10 PM |
#33 |
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Loathe as I am to quote Ricky Gervais' "Extras" |
Monkey see Monkey Do |
Aug-02-06 06:23 PM |
#40 |
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Thank you! I'm so goddamn sick of Nazis! |
tjdee |
Aug-02-06 07:58 PM |
#70 |
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not movies, but trailer cliches |
Neo |
Aug-02-06 05:54 PM |
#26 |
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Too many films, once you've seen the trailer |
billyskank |
Aug-02-06 05:56 PM |
#27 |
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Conspicuous product placements |
Merrick |
Aug-02-06 05:59 PM |
#28 |
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I work at Warner Bros. and I have seen films with different |
driver8 |
Aug-02-06 10:49 PM |
#91 |
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What? No Cracker Barrel version? |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:24 AM |
#104 |
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I like how Tom Cruise's motorcycle in "Top Gun" has absolutely no |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:27 AM |
#105 |
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that bugged me too |
unpossibles |
Aug-03-06 02:32 PM |
#195 |
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My Problem with Minority Report |
ContraBass Black |
Aug-03-06 11:02 PM |
#226 |
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The bad guy is never dead when you('re supposed to) think he is |
Merrick |
Aug-02-06 06:09 PM |
#32 |
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Yes |
ForrestGump |
Aug-02-06 06:18 PM |
#38 |
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Also, when the bad guy is lying there and the hero finally has |
driver8 |
Aug-02-06 10:51 PM |
#92 |
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Exactly |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:31 AM |
#107 |
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Ever notice that in movie sequels or |
calico1 |
Aug-02-06 06:15 PM |
#35 |
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Trailers with voiceover by Danny LaFontaine, saying, "In A World Where... |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 06:18 PM |
#37 |
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I fucking HATE that guy! And that phrase! nt |
janesez |
Aug-03-06 11:21 AM |
#159 |
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Ha, ha! |
Mad_Dem_X |
Aug-03-06 01:05 PM |
#177 |
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Actually I had it wrong, it's Don Lafontaine. He has done over 4,000 |
bob_weaver |
Aug-03-06 02:26 PM |
#190 |
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Thank you/ |
ContraBass Black |
Aug-03-06 11:03 PM |
#227 |
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People living in apartments |
sarge43 |
Aug-02-06 06:19 PM |
#39 |
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And in NYC, the apartments are HUGE |
Frank Cannon |
Aug-03-06 10:20 AM |
#149 |
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And often filled with priceless antiques n/t |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 02:15 PM |
#188 |
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Fifty cops coming to arrest the main character... |
antigone382 |
Aug-02-06 06:24 PM |
#41 |
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there are plenty of situations where |
sgxnk |
Aug-03-06 02:52 AM |
#114 |
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Sure, but c'mon--an entire police force against one unarmed guy/gal? |
antigone382 |
Aug-03-06 07:56 PM |
#214 |
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Indeed, your average Hollywood detective actually can't solve a case |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 08:37 AM |
#137 |
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"And during the course of the investigation, it will be necessary to visit |
unpossibles |
Aug-03-06 02:35 PM |
#198 |
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I think the question about the usefulness of slow-motion has just been |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:46 PM |
#203 |
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Women always wear dresses |
skygazer |
Aug-02-06 06:26 PM |
#45 |
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How getting punched square in the face doesn't seem to hurt anyone |
Merrick |
Aug-02-06 06:33 PM |
#48 |
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Subset of that one |
sarge43 |
Aug-02-06 06:53 PM |
#55 |
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Europeans all speak English, but with an English accent |
Merrick |
Aug-02-06 06:39 PM |
#51 |
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were you thinking of Underworld? |
Bill McBlueState |
Aug-02-06 08:01 PM |
#71 |
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And Jesus always has an English accent |
mycritters2 |
Aug-02-06 08:13 PM |
#72 |
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And bad guys always have an English accent. n/t |
amitten |
Aug-03-06 01:14 AM |
#99 |
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Well, Jeffrey Hunter's "I Was a Teenage Jesus" |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 08:40 AM |
#138 |
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Jesus also tends to be of American/European desent |
LynneSin |
Aug-03-06 02:48 PM |
#206 |
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Alter ego's What dipshit couldnt tell Clark Kent was superman |
GoPsUx |
Aug-02-06 06:42 PM |
#52 |
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Man and woman running away from danger... |
Arkham House |
Aug-02-06 06:46 PM |
#53 |
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People can't run, at least at full speed, without both arms |
sarge43 |
Aug-02-06 06:56 PM |
#56 |
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In horror movies when some woman is being chased, |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Aug-02-06 06:47 PM |
#54 |
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Women running like hell in FOUR INCH HEELS, with nary a sprain to come. |
blondeatlast |
Aug-02-06 07:05 PM |
#57 |
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The typical "Lifetime" movie phone conversation: "GET OUT OF THE |
Sugar Smack |
Aug-02-06 07:05 PM |
#58 |
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Yeppers; that's a good (awful) one! |
blondeatlast |
Aug-02-06 07:10 PM |
#60 |
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That's the most livid-making scene in any number of those movies! |
Sugar Smack |
Aug-02-06 07:33 PM |
#65 |
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Gratuituous rape scenes. Nothing pisses me off more than having |
grannylib |
Aug-02-06 07:09 PM |
#59 |
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Slow motion. Has it EVER made sense? |
blondeatlast |
Aug-02-06 07:12 PM |
#61 |
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The only time it has ever made sense was for scientific applications and |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 07:15 PM |
#63 |
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Two words: Sam Peckinpah. |
Lautremont |
Aug-03-06 10:07 PM |
#224 |
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I disagree on that one |
kdsusa |
Aug-03-06 10:04 AM |
#146 |
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The idea that cats will tolerate just about any noise or action. In the |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 07:14 PM |
#62 |
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Could be that they're cats |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:34 AM |
#108 |
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Or card-carrying NRA members |
bob_weaver |
Aug-03-06 02:27 PM |
# |
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Or vets ala Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski) |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 02:45 PM |
#202 |
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Not a film, it's a commercial, but it drives me crazy... |
blondeatlast |
Aug-02-06 07:30 PM |
#64 |
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People running usually to escape |
calico1 |
Aug-02-06 07:33 PM |
#66 |
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Middle class people with huge apartments in Manhattan |
Taverner |
Aug-02-06 07:34 PM |
#67 |
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When the sound of the next scene starts before the current scene ends. |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 07:41 PM |
#68 |
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That's a 'J-cut' or 'audio lead' |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 01:48 AM |
#109 |
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Thanks |
bob_weaver |
Aug-03-06 02:28 PM |
#193 |
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My #1 complaint: the "drunken cameraman" technique |
bob_weaver |
Aug-02-06 07:44 PM |
#69 |
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I can't stand movies where the fight scenes are like that |
LeftyMom |
Aug-02-06 08:23 PM |
#75 |
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Really.. |
sendero |
Aug-02-06 08:19 PM |
#73 |
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A situation which always drives me nuts is |
calico1 |
Aug-02-06 08:37 PM |
#76 |
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I have a list a mile long. |
JackDragna |
Aug-02-06 08:59 PM |
#77 |
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Dorky/potbellied/stupid or otherwise |
u4ic |
Aug-02-06 09:38 PM |
#78 |
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That's what pisses ME off the most. |
HughBeaumont |
Aug-03-06 07:03 AM |
#130 |
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Maybe he has lots of money? |
raccoon |
Aug-04-06 08:51 AM |
#237 |
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I hate the shit demon in dogma. |
Neoma |
Aug-02-06 09:44 PM |
#81 |
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I just love how everyone who has a crappy job can afford |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 09:51 PM |
#85 |
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How about the place that Harriet had? She worked in a freakin' |
driver8 |
Aug-02-06 10:54 PM |
#93 |
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I know! Yeah, that's soooo believable... |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-02-06 11:00 PM |
#96 |
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Heed! Paper! Now! |
driver8 |
Aug-03-06 03:21 AM |
#115 |
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I know! It's hilarious! But some of the setup is just |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 04:56 AM |
#116 |
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"It's a veertual planetoid!" |
fudge stripe cookays |
Aug-03-06 12:08 PM |
#169 |
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"He'll be crying himself to sleep on his over sized pillow." n/t |
driver8 |
Aug-03-06 12:51 PM |
#172 |
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"Ach the Colonel! |
fudge stripe cookays |
Aug-03-06 01:54 PM |
#186 |
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Stop! You're killing me! |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 08:00 PM |
#218 |
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Have I mentioned that I LOVE that movie? |
fudge stripe cookays |
Aug-04-06 05:07 AM |
#234 |
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ROFL! |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 07:59 PM |
#217 |
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"He'll be cryin' himself to sleep on his huge pilla tonight..." |
NewWaveChick1981 |
Aug-03-06 07:58 PM |
#216 |
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"Is he....?" |
quiet.american |
Aug-02-06 10:12 PM |
#86 |
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About #8 on your list... |
bob_weaver |
Aug-03-06 12:13 AM |
#97 |
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-- And don't I know it! :) |
quiet.american |
Aug-03-06 12:50 AM |
#98 |
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#3 annoys me the most |
electricmonk |
Aug-03-06 01:19 AM |
#102 |
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Very true. n/t |
quiet.american |
Aug-03-06 09:53 AM |
#143 |
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Cool points! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:02 AM |
#110 |
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Cool responses! :) n/t |
quiet.american |
Aug-03-06 08:29 AM |
#134 |
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There's a reason #2 is done... |
JonathanChance |
Aug-03-06 05:51 AM |
#127 |
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Yes, I did realize that. :) |
quiet.american |
Aug-03-06 08:27 AM |
#133 |
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Re number 3 |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 08:53 AM |
#139 |
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How could I forget the beautiful, but unstable police psychologist? :) |
quiet.american |
Aug-03-06 09:36 AM |
#141 |
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Well, there's a whole subset rant on H'wood hair |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 10:43 AM |
#153 |
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Don't be silly |
WernhamHogg |
Aug-04-06 04:08 AM |
#233 |
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Lol! -- cheers. :) n/t |
quiet.american |
Aug-04-06 08:41 AM |
#236 |
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This entire thread essentially sums up the problem with today's film... |
Writer |
Aug-02-06 10:23 PM |
#89 |
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Cars crash into stuff |
Oeditpus Rex |
Aug-03-06 01:30 AM |
#106 |
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And cars that crash in movies or |
calico1 |
Aug-03-06 04:56 AM |
#117 |
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Or explode |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 05:01 AM |
#122 |
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For the big stunt, like a truck flying off a bridge or a huge explosion, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:12 AM |
#113 |
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Not enough naked blue women who can turn into anybody |
Cannikin |
Aug-03-06 05:40 AM |
#126 |
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I find that that's true in life as well as in film |
Orrex |
Aug-03-06 09:07 AM |
#140 |
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All you need to do to get a job as a waitress/cook/receptionist |
myrna minx |
Aug-03-06 09:50 AM |
#142 |
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Nobody says goodbye on the phone. They just hang up |
kdsusa |
Aug-03-06 09:58 AM |
#144 |
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A young man who delivers business papers on a bike, |
raccoon |
Aug-03-06 10:00 AM |
#145 |
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Speaking of breaking metal |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 10:23 AM |
#150 |
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My favorite: Grabbed-by-the-Lapels Paralysis |
Frank Cannon |
Aug-03-06 10:25 AM |
#151 |
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Yes -- lol. n/t |
quiet.american |
Aug-03-06 11:09 AM |
#157 |
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LOL good one! nt |
antfarm |
Aug-03-06 01:41 PM |
#185 |
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Opening credits that last waaaaaay into the action of the film... |
formerrepuke |
Aug-03-06 10:35 AM |
#152 |
| -
Perfectly skewered in Bambi Meets Godzilla |
sarge43 |
Aug-03-06 10:56 AM |
#154 |
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A good hard slap to... |
ShaniqaPie |
Aug-03-06 11:05 AM |
#155 |
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Leading male actor forces... |
ShaniqaPie |
Aug-03-06 11:07 AM |
#156 |
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Similar to that one, and this goes back decades, |
raccoon |
Aug-03-06 11:55 AM |
#167 |
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Cool Teenage Kid Who... |
ShaniqaPie |
Aug-03-06 11:14 AM |
#158 |
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Welcome to DU! |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 11:33 AM |
#160 |
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Thanks Billy |
ShaniqaPie |
Aug-03-06 05:17 PM |
#209 |
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People being knocked out cold by a single punch to the face |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 11:34 AM |
#161 |
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Bad guys firing machine guns... |
SaveElmer |
Aug-03-06 11:49 AM |
#166 |
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The way characters talk |
ccjlld |
Aug-03-06 12:07 PM |
#168 |
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Bonus points if they use the first and last name! |
myrna minx |
Aug-03-06 12:19 PM |
#170 |
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Everytime two guys fight |
calico1 |
Aug-03-06 12:19 PM |
#171 |
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Subset of this one: always getting thrown out a restaurant window |
janesez |
Aug-03-06 12:57 PM |
#174 |
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Its break away glass. If you smashed |
calico1 |
Aug-03-06 01:01 PM |
#176 |
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Let's see, shit in films |
MadHound |
Aug-03-06 12:55 PM |
#173 |
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Any group of three or more WW II German soldiers... |
Hand |
Aug-03-06 01:08 PM |
#178 |
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Because despite all that armory that can't hit shit |
LynneSin |
Aug-03-06 02:47 PM |
#204 |
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Why does it always have to be raining when there are funerals |
LynneSin |
Aug-03-06 01:11 PM |
#179 |
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And everyone at all funerals is dressed to the |
LibDemAlways |
Aug-04-06 12:51 AM |
#231 |
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"I'm getting too old for this shit!" |
HughBeaumont |
Aug-03-06 01:15 PM |
#180 |
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Everybody's always got a gun |
calico1 |
Aug-03-06 01:36 PM |
#184 |
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A quick glance at the drawers next to my bed confirms that |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:34 PM |
#196 |
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Cars Blow Up From A Bullet |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-03-06 02:22 PM |
#189 |
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To be fair, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:27 PM |
#191 |
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I Had A Pinto For 5 Years |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-03-06 02:31 PM |
#194 |
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Cool! I had a wife for over 15 years |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:43 PM |
#201 |
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If there's a television set playing in a scene, whatever is playing on the |
bob_weaver |
Aug-03-06 02:34 PM |
#197 |
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'Good' guys vs 'bad' guys |
u4ic |
Aug-03-06 02:38 PM |
#199 |
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That's not just Hollywood, though |
billyskank |
Aug-04-06 05:16 AM |
#235 |
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When our protaganists turn on the radio or TV, it's always perfectly cued |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:41 PM |
#200 |
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And the news item isn't even over when they snap it off! |
janesez |
Aug-03-06 02:48 PM |
#205 |
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Exactly! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-03-06 02:59 PM |
#207 |
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Yes. And if they turn on a music |
calico1 |
Aug-03-06 05:39 PM |
#210 |
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And there's never a DJ talking over the first 30 seconds of the song |
billyskank |
Aug-03-06 06:34 PM |
#211 |
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I heard that there's a Candid Camera episode in which a broadway |
ContraBass Black |
Aug-03-06 11:22 PM |
#229 |
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One movie that ticked me off... |
TOhioLiberal |
Aug-03-06 06:34 PM |
#212 |
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Love scenes |
ShaniqaPie |
Aug-03-06 07:48 PM |
#213 |
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Good point--and it's soooo unrealistic! |
blondeatlast |
Aug-03-06 08:01 PM |
#219 |
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People with accents in films that aren't dubbed. |
Evoman |
Aug-03-06 08:05 PM |
#220 |
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ROFL! |
calico1 |
Aug-03-06 08:44 PM |
#221 |
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Elizabethan Englishmen should sound like isolated Southern |
ContraBass Black |
Aug-03-06 11:25 PM |
#230 |
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How's that again? |
raccoon |
Aug-04-06 08:58 AM |
#239 |
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ROTFL. I never thought about that. |
Frank Cannon |
Aug-03-06 10:27 PM |
#225 |
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Maybe they're practicing their English? |
raccoon |
Aug-04-06 08:57 AM |
#238 |
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Child molesters always have male pattern baldness. |
Hissyspit |
Aug-03-06 08:50 PM |
#222 |
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Totally incompetent female characters who let their lovers down in a fight |
distantearlywarning |
Aug-03-06 09:55 PM |
#223 |
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Courtesy of the great Mitch Clem... |
primate1 |
Aug-03-06 11:18 PM |
#228 |
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A small detail but one that grates....Every time someone |
LibDemAlways |
Aug-04-06 12:55 AM |
#232 |
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OMG, I hate that! |
Mad_Dem_X |
Aug-04-06 10:55 AM |
#247 |
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1. When lovers wake up in the morning and start kissing |
Love Bug |
Aug-04-06 09:11 AM |
#240 |
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#5--YES. I was lucky I was watching it at home because that enraged me so. |
blondeatlast |
Aug-04-06 09:35 AM |
#241 |
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Baby-doll nighties as standard college dorm wear; |
blondeatlast |
Aug-04-06 09:41 AM |
#243 |
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No matter what year it's supposed to be, women have modern makeup. |
SmokingJacket |
Aug-04-06 09:42 AM |
#244 |
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Modern hairstyles are a problem, too. |
LibDemAlways |
Aug-04-06 11:03 AM |
#248 |
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Characters run atop cars in gridlocked traffic or parking lots |
Nailzberg |
Aug-04-06 10:31 AM |
#246 |
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