Reply #59: No. Count Pzerylwilkunterberg VIII.

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2) I have no opinion on Drag Queens but to my knowledge have never been attracted to one.

3) Yes. In the early 1990's I paratrooped into a small central Asian nation, destabilized the government, lead a coup, and ruled the country with an iron fist for four years. Then I got bored and moved back to New Jersey.

4) Many people are in fact gruntled, or at least used to be gruntled when Bill Clinton was President, but they didn't know it.

5) I have no pets but I would give up your pets if * could be impeached.

6) I am very angry with both Bill and Ted, and therefore am going with Angela.

7) I do not snap as soulfully as anyone.

8) I am sterilized and monogamous.

9) Although I know zero about Lance Bass, I am sure that I'm not unhappy about his sexuality, any more than I am unhappy about mine.

10) Although Kurt Vonnegut advised against it's use under any circumstances, I'm not sure I have any feelings positive or negative about the semi-colon; I think it's used with exactly the right frequency.