GOPisEvil
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Sat Jul-22-06 08:55 PM
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| 9. See what happens when you don't eat your vegetables? |
| -Things not to tell a child when a parent or grandparent dies |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-22-06 08:34 PM |
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6. Now that Grandma is dead, I'm next in line! |
Momgonepostal |
Jul-22-06 08:36 PM |
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7. We had to pull the plug on Grandpa. Be good or we'll... |
Momgonepostal |
Jul-22-06 08:39 PM |
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8. I see dead people! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-22-06 08:43 PM |
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9. We're so relieved that they won't see |
cobalt1999 |
Jul-22-06 08:46 PM |
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9. God loves your grandma and that is why she died... God loves you, |
salin |
Jul-22-06 08:46 PM |
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11. You broke grandma's heart with your constant whining |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-22-06 08:47 PM |
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Don't cry, Timmy. Grammy is probably not in Hell. n/t |
valerief |
Jul-22-06 08:48 PM |
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Grandma's Dead, but she'll always be a part of you |
new_beawr |
Jul-22-06 08:54 PM |
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See what happens when you don't eat your vegetables? |
GOPisEvil |
Jul-22-06 08:55 PM |
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heh heh |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jul-22-06 11:42 PM |
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Bwa ha ha! |
Iniquitous Bunny |
Jul-23-06 07:21 AM |
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Where do the dead bodies go? They go to the school cafeterias |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-22-06 09:46 PM |
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Grandma's dead because she didn't vote for the Lord's... |
Momgonepostal |
Jul-22-06 09:49 PM |
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17. If you can go 10 years without touching your privates, |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-22-06 09:51 PM |
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Grandma went to sleep and will never wake up. |
TommyO |
Jul-22-06 09:59 PM |
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"People die all the time. Why, you could die in your sleep tonight. Well, |
iconoclastic cat |
Jul-22-06 10:03 PM |
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Grandma is looking down on you. |
YellowRubberDuckie |
Jul-22-06 10:13 PM |
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"Now Grandma's an angel in heaven" |
RevCheesehead |
Jul-22-06 11:30 PM |
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We had to put Grampy in the ground because he smelled so bad. n/t |
valerief |
Jul-22-06 11:33 PM |
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"We just found out that Grandma left all of us out of her will..." |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-22-06 11:40 PM |
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Everybody's got to go sometime. No sense putting it off. |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jul-22-06 11:46 PM |
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Don't mention farms. |
politicat |
Jul-23-06 02:16 AM |
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Now let's eat some cookies that taste like Granma ... |
struggle4progress |
Jul-23-06 02:27 AM |
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After he's stuffed, we're going to keep him in your room |
struggle4progress |
Jul-23-06 02:30 AM |
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"On the upside, we don't have to grocery shop for months!" |
CanuckAmok |
Jul-23-06 02:33 AM |
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Dad's dead because you pee. |
HEyHEY |
Jul-23-06 02:45 AM |
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OT: Oh, HEyHEY, those polar bear cubs are SO CUTE!!!! |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-23-06 02:34 PM |
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"Daddy's dead and He's the LUCKY ONE!" my Mom, circa 1979 |
elehhhhna |
Jul-23-06 10:01 AM |
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... |
CanuckAmok |
Jul-23-06 06:10 PM |
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It broke my heart at the time, but we "kids" |
elehhhhna |
Jul-23-06 06:44 PM |
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every time you masturbate God kills one of us off |
matcom |
Jul-23-06 10:02 AM |
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Oh man...after my daughter died, I had to FIGHT with her fiance's parents |
grannylib |
Jul-23-06 10:52 AM |
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Oh, that's awful! Not onyl does America have a sick approach to sex, |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-23-06 01:39 PM |
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I agree, I hate those euphemisms...dead is dead. Nothing wrong with |
grannylib |
Jul-23-06 02:52 PM |
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I had to deal with that with my stepchildren, who were 13, 11, and 8 when |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-23-06 02:43 PM |
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I'm sorry to hear that...yes, 6 or 7 is old enough for death to have some |
grannylib |
Jul-23-06 02:58 PM |
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My step-grandson is 17 now; haven't seen him in two years. |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-23-06 03:32 PM |
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I bet that'll be a great trip! How old are the grandkids from Utah? |
grannylib |
Jul-23-06 04:27 PM |
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Nicholas David born 7/8/98; Tyler Scott born 5/5/00. |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-23-06 05:58 PM |
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See what happens when you are not a good |
calico1 |
Jul-23-06 11:01 AM |
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Grandpa's gone to a place |
SOteric |
Jul-23-06 01:26 PM |
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"The capri pants |
Call Me Wesley |
Jul-23-06 01:31 PM |
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Grandpa died because you touch yourself at night. |
ZombieNixon |
Jul-23-06 01:33 PM |
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"Looks like the Devil finally got her... |
Withywindle |
Jul-23-06 01:55 PM |
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36. By breathing, you stole oxygen from grandpa. This is your fault. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-23-06 02:19 PM |
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Rabrrrr, you are one fick sucker -- and I garbled that in your honor! |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-23-06 02:36 PM |
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I am, indeed, the fickest sucker that's ever been! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-23-06 04:30 PM |
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Seriously, I just noticed that your signature "eye" just blinked at me. |
Radio_Lady |
Jul-23-06 06:04 PM |
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Yeah, that sounds like me. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jul-24-06 07:33 AM |
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"Dad's dead because he hated you" |
terrya |
Jul-23-06 02:20 PM |
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Look, she died for your sins, alright? Do I have to draw you a diagram? |
CanuckAmok |
Jul-23-06 06:06 PM |
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Every time you masturbate God kills a family member |
GloriaSmith |
Jul-23-06 06:07 PM |
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Well I'll be darned... There *was* something under her bed after all! |
CanuckAmok |
Jul-23-06 06:09 PM |
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if you're good, we'll lower you into the coffin to kiss Grandma goodbye |
Lisa |
Jul-23-06 06:12 PM |
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Don't cry, Timmy, she was a robot. We all are....except you, of course. |
CanuckAmok |
Jul-23-06 06:47 PM |
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