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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:59 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. Well... remove your bridle and dip your nose in the trough...
Edited on Wed Jun-21-06 05:01 PM by Writer
it's the Olive Garden way! ;)
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  -So I went on a date to Olive Garden last week with a lovely woman. JVS  Jun-20-06 04:21 PM   #0 
  - Was there a meth lab in her house?  KitchenWitch   Jun-20-06 04:24 PM   #1 
  - D'OH, I knew I forgot something!  JVS   Jun-20-06 04:26 PM   #2 
  - Was she coated in olive oil?  kwassa   Jun-20-06 04:27 PM   #3 
  - Not until well after we left the restaurant  JVS   Jun-20-06 04:59 PM   #8 
  - Maybe It Was a Humscalade?  REP   Jun-20-06 04:31 PM   #4 
  - I don't know if it's allowed or not. She doesn't care much for rules  JVS   Jun-20-06 04:36 PM   #6 
  - Only if it says Joe Lieberman is my kinda man....  WCGreen   Jun-21-06 05:18 PM   #22 
  - .....  greatauntoftriplets   Jun-20-06 04:35 PM   #5 
  - Ain't love grand? I owe it all to  JVS   Jun-20-06 04:40 PM   #7 
  - But what did she DO with the dirty diaper???  txwhitedove   Jun-20-06 05:03 PM   #9 
  - She left it on one of the kids' empty salad bowls for the waitress to take  JVS   Jun-20-06 05:06 PM   #10 
  - In the Boudoir...was Oasis playing????  new_beawr   Jun-20-06 05:15 PM   #11 
  - No, she only had 1 CD and it was a single of "God bless the USA"  JVS   Jun-20-06 05:21 PM   #13 
  - JVS, my friend...  Writer   Jun-20-06 05:15 PM   #12 
  - where's the freak show?  JVS   Jun-20-06 07:35 PM   #14 
     - Those salads at the Olive Garden...  Writer   Jun-20-06 09:56 PM   #15 
        - but it's all you can eat!  JVS   Jun-21-06 04:58 PM   #16 
           - Well... remove your bridle and dip your nose in the trough...  Writer   Jun-21-06 04:59 PM   #17 
  - Thank God she's found someone. Goodbye alimony, hello Vette.  ohiosmith   Jun-21-06 05:03 PM   #18 
  - The wedding will be after we collect enough alimony from you...  JVS   Jun-21-06 05:19 PM   #23 
     - How about going after the fathers of her kids? That is if she knows  ohiosmith   Jun-21-06 05:31 PM   #25 
        - Well her teeth are all gone now  JVS   Jun-21-06 05:34 PM   #26 
  - well. just as long as no one ate veal  leftofthedial   Jun-21-06 05:14 PM   #19 
  - They all had veal!  jmowreader   Jun-21-06 08:02 PM   #28 
     - No, we weren't going to buy veal for a bunch of kids. The kids ate lots..  JVS   Jun-22-06 08:11 AM   #29 
  - When she got home did she let her kitty out to kill songbirds?  Oregonian   Jun-21-06 05:14 PM   #20 
  - That and overturn garbage/spray on people's houses  JVS   Jun-21-06 05:19 PM   #24 
  - No Corn Flake-encrusted chicken?  whoisalhedges   Jun-21-06 05:17 PM   #21 
  - I tried to recommend this  Radical Activist   Jun-21-06 05:35 PM   #27 
  - Just so no one used a cell phone during dinner....  Patiod   Jun-22-06 10:18 AM   #30 
  - For the sake of your soul, I hope you left no tip.  Rabrrrrrr   Jun-22-06 10:23 AM   #31 
  - Excellent job sewing up many threads like a tailor!  RedCloud   Jun-22-06 11:29 AM   #32 
  - I hope you bought her a couple of shots...  Zookeeper   Jun-22-06 11:42 AM   #33 

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