I'm over at my uncle's house looking after my cousins and I just found out that the remote control here in the den has been missing for 2 weeks. After a fruitless half hour search around the room, I've come to the realization that the remote is really missing. Now how can I be an effective babysitter if I don't have a remote control? Especially when it comes to daytime TV, I have to flip through the channels just to make the day pass, I can't be getting up and down from the couch all day like this!

(insert best Lucille Ball impression here) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah