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ps1074 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 03:15 PM
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5. good one - here is one from me
An archery competition is taking place and someone from the crowd approaches the field and says:

Whats all this nonsense? You go and position yourself 3km away and place an apple on your head. He strikes the apple with perfect precision, and announces to the crowd I am William Tell

Another guy approaches and says:

Big deal. You go and position yourself at 5km and place an apple on your head. He strikes the apple perfectly and announces I am Robin Hood

A blond guy approaches the field and says:

This is a joke. You go and position yourself 5km away, and place a pea on your head. The blond guy strikes the poor volunteer, addresses the crowd and says I am Sorry
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