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Wed May-24-06 01:06 AM
Response to Reply #38 |
| 39. nope, it was taken away before they shipped out! |
| -Oh my - I just looked at Jupiter through my telescope. |
Writer |
May-24-06 12:38 AM |
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What type of telescope do you have, and how much did it cost?... |
Robeson |
May-24-06 12:40 AM |
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I have a Meade 3.5" "starter" scope with a free tripod. |
Writer |
May-24-06 12:43 AM |
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Thanks, I'll check that site out... |
Robeson |
May-24-06 12:47 AM |
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See if there is a local club in your area |
pokerfan |
May-24-06 01:02 AM |
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THREADJACK! |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:52 AM |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:52 AM |
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He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:52 AM |
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"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:53 AM |
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His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:53 AM |
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nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:53 AM |
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Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:53 AM |
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President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:54 AM |
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A guy walks in and asks the barman, |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:54 AM |
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“Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?” |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:54 AM |
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The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:55 AM |
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So the guy walks over and says, |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:55 AM |
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“Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?” |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:55 AM |
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Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.” |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:56 AM |
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And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?” |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:56 AM |
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Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:56 AM |
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and one blonde with big tits.” |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:56 AM |
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The guy exclaimed, |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:57 AM |
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“A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?” |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:57 AM |
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Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:57 AM |
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“See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”. |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 12:58 AM |
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Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, & George W. Bush are in a boat in the middle |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:58 AM |
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did they have the debt with them? |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 01:03 AM |
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unfortunately no |
Ava |
May-24-06 01:04 AM |
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because they burnt it. |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 01:05 AM |
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nope, it was taken away before they shipped out! |
Ava |
May-24-06 01:06 AM |
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New thread! |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 01:07 AM |
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"You have any good jokes to tell because I've told the same one... |
Writer |
May-24-06 12:55 AM |
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delete. |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 01:01 AM |
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I bet this was a sassy comment. |
Writer |
May-24-06 01:04 AM |
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i know what it said! |
Ava |
May-24-06 01:07 AM |
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What-evah! n/t |
Writer |
May-24-06 01:08 AM |
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No, but I will now claim that your left knee is made out of asparagus. |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 01:07 AM |
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What-evah, and I dislocated my right knee last fall. So it IS made... |
Writer |
May-24-06 01:09 AM |
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Could be worse, like having rabid badgers gnaw off your elbows. |
Random_Australian |
May-24-06 01:12 AM |
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Yeah, that happened to me too... |
Writer |
May-24-06 01:14 AM |
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Then says, "fuck you I don't want to tell this joke anymore?" |
Writer |
May-24-06 12:53 AM |
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sorry writer |
Ava |
May-24-06 12:59 AM |
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LOL |
Writer |
May-24-06 01:01 AM |
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haha! lol! |
Ava |
May-24-06 01:03 AM |
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Wow, sounds beautiful! |
Lady Effingbroke |
May-24-06 12:56 AM |
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It was quite beautiful. Such a nice night, too. No clouds or bugs. |
Writer |
May-24-06 01:00 AM |
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