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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-24-06 12:56 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”
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  -Oh my - I just looked at Jupiter through my telescope. Writer  May-24-06 12:38 AM   #0 
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  - THREADJACK!  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:52 AM   #4 
  - Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.  Ava   May-24-06 12:52 AM   #5 
     - He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:52 AM   #6 
        - "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"  Ava   May-24-06 12:53 AM   #7 
           - His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:53 AM   #8 
              - nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.  Ava   May-24-06 12:53 AM   #9 
              - Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:53 AM   #10 
                 - President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.  Ava   May-24-06 12:54 AM   #12 
                    - A guy walks in and asks the barman,  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:54 AM   #13 
                       - “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”  Ava   May-24-06 12:54 AM   #14 
                       - The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:55 AM   #15 
                          - So the guy walks over and says,  Ava   May-24-06 12:55 AM   #17 
                             - “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:55 AM   #18 
                                - Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”  Ava   May-24-06 12:56 AM   #19 
                                   - And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:56 AM   #21 
                                      - Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims  Ava   May-24-06 12:56 AM   #22 
                                         - and one blonde with big tits.”  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:56 AM   #23 
                                            - The guy exclaimed,  Ava   May-24-06 12:57 AM   #24 
                                               - “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:57 AM   #25 
                                               - Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,  Ava   May-24-06 12:57 AM   #26 
                                               - “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”.  Random_Australian   May-24-06 12:58 AM   #27 
                                               - Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, & George W. Bush are in a boat in the middle  Ava   May-24-06 12:58 AM   #28 
                                               - did they have the debt with them?  Random_Australian   May-24-06 01:03 AM   #35 
                                               - unfortunately no  Ava   May-24-06 01:04 AM   #36 
                                               - because they burnt it.  Random_Australian   May-24-06 01:05 AM   #38 
                                               - nope, it was taken away before they shipped out!  Ava   May-24-06 01:06 AM   #39 
                                               - New thread!  Random_Australian   May-24-06 01:07 AM   #42 
                       - "You have any good jokes to tell because I've told the same one...  Writer   May-24-06 12:55 AM   #16 
                          - delete.  Random_Australian   May-24-06 01:01 AM   #32 
                             - I bet this was a sassy comment.  Writer   May-24-06 01:04 AM   #37 
                                - i know what it said!  Ava   May-24-06 01:07 AM   #40 
                                - What-evah! n/t  Writer   May-24-06 01:08 AM   #43 
                                - No, but I will now claim that your left knee is made out of asparagus.  Random_Australian   May-24-06 01:07 AM   #41 
                                   - What-evah, and I dislocated my right knee last fall. So it IS made...  Writer   May-24-06 01:09 AM   #44 
                                      - Could be worse, like having rabid badgers gnaw off your elbows.  Random_Australian   May-24-06 01:12 AM   #45 
                                         - Yeah, that happened to me too...  Writer   May-24-06 01:14 AM   #46 
              - Then says, "fuck you I don't want to tell this joke anymore?"  Writer   May-24-06 12:53 AM   #11 
                 - sorry writer  Ava   May-24-06 12:59 AM   #29 
                    - LOL  Writer   May-24-06 01:01 AM   #31 
                       - haha! lol!  Ava   May-24-06 01:03 AM   #34 
  - Wow, sounds beautiful!  Lady Effingbroke   May-24-06 12:56 AM   #20 
     - It was quite beautiful. Such a nice night, too. No clouds or bugs.  Writer   May-24-06 01:00 AM   #30 

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