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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 04:37 PM
Response to Reply #72
75. Ask him if he can whistle with a fat lip, then offer...
to give him one. That's what happened to the boss I saw get punched.
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  -Would the snuffing out of a compulsive whistler be justifiable homicide? Sugar Smack  Apr-20-06 07:59 AM   #0 
  - Definitely  AirmensMom   Apr-20-06 08:00 AM   #1 
  - Ok, maybe a mild *thwack* on the ear, since "Can you PLEASE  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:04 AM   #3 
     - No kidding!  AirmensMom   Apr-20-06 08:34 AM   #12 
        - Well, maybe I didn't really ask nicely. Maybe I even sounded a  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:47 AM   #15 
           - You're trying to WORK through this?  AirmensMom   Apr-20-06 09:02 AM   #26 
              - See, THIS is what I get for being an Uppity Woman!  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:07 AM   #28 
                 - He sounds like  AirmensMom   Apr-20-06 09:58 AM   #47 
                 - Get a sharp pair of sewing shears  no name no slogan   Apr-20-06 11:28 AM   #63 
                    - I'm thinking a "plumber's friend" in the pus,  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 11:32 AM   #64 
  - No.  seawolf   Apr-20-06 08:01 AM   #2 
  - This person makes psychotic bird-noises.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:06 AM   #5 
  - How could you kill a snorer?  Vash the Stampede   Apr-20-06 08:06 AM   #6 
     - I wasn't serious.  seawolf   Apr-20-06 08:13 AM   #10 
        - Ooh, maybe there's some medication for compulsive whistlers,  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:16 AM   #11 
  - IMHO, yes.  raccoon   Apr-20-06 08:05 AM   #4 
  - Your response made me laugh.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:10 AM   #7 
  - Does he do the over-the-top tremolo?  Richardo   Apr-20-06 08:11 AM   #8 
  - YES, and,  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:13 AM   #9 
  - I think so...  MrsGrumpy   Apr-20-06 08:36 AM   #13 
  - "you don't even have to poll us first"  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:50 AM   #16 
  - Hi MrsG!  billyskank   Apr-20-06 08:57 AM   #21 
     - Hi billy!  MrsGrumpy   Apr-20-06 09:07 AM   #29 
        - ...  billyskank   Apr-20-06 09:11 AM   #32 
  - When you are done there, stop by my office  johnnie   Apr-20-06 08:39 AM   #14 
  - We have another one just like that working here!  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:51 AM   #17 
  - compulsive whistlers, nose whistlers....  GloriaSmith   Apr-20-06 08:52 AM   #18 
  - Thank you, ma'am.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:00 AM   #23 
  - Just start tapping a pen loud and fast on your desk...  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 08:53 AM   #19 
  - Have you ever heard that two wrongs don't make a right?  billyskank   Apr-20-06 08:56 AM   #20 
  - Oh, we're just talking about evening the score.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:01 AM   #24 
  - What's your point?  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 09:07 AM   #27 
  - Oh, nothing  billyskank   Apr-20-06 09:13 AM   #33 
     - I'm feeling rather Uppity today.  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 09:17 AM   #34 
        - Good  billyskank   Apr-20-06 09:20 AM   #35 
        - I'm not sure if it is good or bad.  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 09:23 AM   #36 
           - You??  billyskank   Apr-20-06 09:24 AM   #37 
           - I do try to keep the peace  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 09:28 AM   #39 
           - When you're good, you're good.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:25 AM   #38 
              - Oh, and I'm good baby!  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 09:29 AM   #40 
        - You are?  AirmensMom   Apr-20-06 09:57 AM   #46 
  - i don't think so  jukes   Apr-20-06 04:37 PM   #76 
  - You are a genius.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 08:57 AM   #22 
     - Why thank you, M'Lady.  mutley_r_us   Apr-20-06 09:08 AM   #30 
        - Thank you. I'm going to tap this pen on this desk until I  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:47 AM   #41 
  - Not even justifiable homicide  tjwmason   Apr-20-06 09:01 AM   #25 
  - A public service. What do you know? I'm feeling like a girl scout today.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:11 AM   #31 
  - Remind me to bring my Throbbing Gristle records  no name no slogan   Apr-20-06 09:48 AM   #42 
  - I already have Butthole Surfer tapes, so that shan't be a problem.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 09:50 AM   #43 
  - OMG I did not know that!!!  no name no slogan   Apr-20-06 09:51 AM   #44 
     - And you love me for all the right reasons.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 10:04 AM   #48 
        - Absolutely. That and you're pretty darn cute, too!  no name no slogan   Apr-20-06 10:09 AM   #51 
  - Do you have any Glenn Branca you could throw at him  eyepaddle   Apr-20-06 09:55 AM   #45 
     - I have some Branca, and actually own ELP's 70s stuff on vinyl  no name no slogan   Apr-20-06 10:07 AM   #50 
  - i think clipping  jukes   Apr-20-06 10:05 AM   #49 
  - If I could find some *really subtle* way of doing that I'd  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 10:11 AM   #52 
     - happy hour  jukes   Apr-20-06 10:39 AM   #56 
        - You are my new god.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 10:40 AM   #57 
           - PM me if  jukes   Apr-20-06 10:50 AM   #59 
  - Bah  realisticphish   Apr-20-06 10:34 AM   #53 
  - what the  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 10:36 AM   #54 
     - I say  realisticphish   Apr-20-06 10:38 AM   #55 
  - bring it  Blue_Tires   Apr-20-06 10:49 AM   #58 
  - Come here. I have a little present for you. You'll like it.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 11:25 AM   #61 
  - Yup...in my considered opinion...  reyd reid reed   Apr-20-06 11:09 AM   #60 
  - *gasp* We're not worthy! Great story!  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 11:28 AM   #62 
     - Heh  reyd reid reed   Apr-20-06 11:37 AM   #65 
  - ..  merh   Apr-20-06 11:46 AM   #66 
  - *ee!*  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 11:47 AM   #67 
  - A raging sugar buzz, really bad PMS  Dangerously Amused   Apr-20-06 02:42 PM   #68 
  - Honestly! Who TWEETS?  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 03:42 PM   #71 
  - It's grounds for firing for hitting your boss for whistling...  BikeWriter   Apr-20-06 03:05 PM   #69 
  - He's not my boss.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 03:44 PM   #72 
     - Ask him if he can whistle with a fat lip, then offer...  BikeWriter   Apr-20-06 04:37 PM   #75 
        - I'm going to ask him to try whistling "Flight of the Bumblebee",  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 05:37 PM   #78 
           - The "Green Hornet" theme song, heh? Sounds like a plan. Yep...  BikeWriter   Apr-20-06 09:39 PM   #84 
  - maybe  Joan_Alpern   Apr-20-06 03:23 PM   #70 
  - Ooo! Hello@!  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 03:45 PM   #73 
     - toodles  Joan_Alpern   Apr-20-06 04:20 PM   #74 
  - Giving him a peanut butter sandwich would be more humane.  rug   Apr-20-06 05:33 PM   #77 
  - Humane. Thank you. I needed "humane" in my arsenal.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 06:15 PM   #79 
  - alright-alright!!!! what...tune, or tunes is, or are they whistling...  bridgit   Apr-20-06 06:18 PM   #80 
     - None. None at all. None. No tune-  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 06:22 PM   #81 
        - nothing? nada? zip-zero-zilch? just random ka-noodle-esque...  bridgit   Apr-20-06 06:33 PM   #82 
           - Baby , Thank you.  Sugar Smack   Apr-20-06 07:01 PM   #83 
 

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