The Pissed-Off and Indignant Girl Cat Named Peppercorn wishes all DU cats

[ZombieNixon]

to hear this news:

Boy Cats, especially Wiley and Excellent ones, have cat cooties. In fact, the Wiley and Excellenter these Boy Cats are...the more cat cooties they have. One day, the feminist Cat Army will subjugate these scum and scour their becootied pawprints from the face of the planet.

NOTE: this is pretty much an accurate description of the personality and worldview of this cat.