Reply #47: This is cleverly done.

[MrSlayer]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4. Type it in...

"...certain what you mean, Usha, my child. Perhaps you could explain..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?

A plastic picnic chair. (And, No it's not white, I have nothing to do with the conspiracy in Iraq.)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Colbert Report.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

3:40 am

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

3:42 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Nothing, everyone else is asleep.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 7:30 pm yesterday. I was going out to by beer and cigarettes.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The DU journals.

9. What are you wearing?

My "Fuck Me" pajamas that the wife loves so much. (Don't ask)

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I usually do, almost always something weird.

11. When did you last laugh?

About 2 minutes ago. (I'm listening to the Howard Stern show)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters of Slayer, Led Zeppelin and The Stones. I also have all the ticket stubs of concerts I've been to tacked up.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes actually. A friend of mine who was always a pretty straight dude is now a member of an outlaw 1%er biker gang.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Jackie Brown

16. If you turned into a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A luxury box at Lincoln Financial Field.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I am a steak and beef expert.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?

End all organized religion.

19. Do you like to Dance?

If I'm drunk enough. Otherwise I only Mosh.

20. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

":cough: Do you want a hit of this? :cough: It's some heavenly shit."