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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 08:19 PM
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12. Well as a friend put it to me. (a girlfriend)
Try passing a softball through your penis. think about that pain and then she said get back to me. I got her drift.
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  -I bet having a baby doesn't hurt as bad as women say. johnnie  Mar-14-06 08:10 PM   #0 
  - OK. n/t  I Have A Dream   Mar-14-06 08:11 PM   #1 
  - Men tend to have a misconception  LeftyMom   Mar-14-06 08:13 PM   #2 
  - I would think the stretching would be worse...  johnnie   Mar-14-06 08:15 PM   #5 
  - I'd have to agree with you.  LaraMN   Mar-14-06 08:18 PM   #11 
     - Oddly, I don't think I've ever had an orgasm in a hospital room  LeftyMom   Mar-14-06 08:20 PM   #13 
     - He was a Grade-A asshole.  LaraMN   Mar-14-06 08:47 PM   #33 
     - I've read about some women who...  LynzM   Mar-14-06 08:31 PM   #24 
  - Pass the junior mints please  Texasgal   Mar-14-06 08:14 PM   #3 
  - I don't wanna find out  antiwarwarrior   Mar-14-06 08:15 PM   #4 
  - My dear johnnie.......  CaliforniaPeggy   Mar-14-06 08:16 PM   #6 
  - Hi Peggy  johnnie   Mar-14-06 08:21 PM   #14 
  - OK, sorry!  CaliforniaPeggy   Mar-14-06 08:25 PM   #19 
     - Well, I am sure others will think I am serious  johnnie   Mar-14-06 08:27 PM   #20 
  - It hurt me!  laheina   Mar-14-06 08:24 PM   #18 
  - actually i had a gallbladder attack that hurt worse than labor and i had  chimpsrsmarter   Mar-14-06 08:17 PM   #7 
  - When you pass a watermelon out of your ass...  aQuArius   Mar-14-06 08:17 PM   #8 
  - I always liked Carol Burnett's description of childbirth:  SeattleGirl   Mar-14-06 08:17 PM   #9 
  - Trying to increase your journal posts, eh?  EstimatedProphet   Mar-14-06 08:17 PM   #10 
  - Might be a good idea  johnnie   Mar-14-06 08:22 PM   #15 
     - You don't give yourself enough credit  EstimatedProphet   Mar-14-06 09:53 PM   #36 
  - Well as a friend put it to me. (a girlfriend)  texas1928   Mar-14-06 08:19 PM   #12 
  - .  asthmaticeog   Mar-14-06 08:23 PM   #16 
  - Is that thing doing  johnnie   Mar-14-06 08:24 PM   #17 
  - This smilie needs to be added to the list  DS1   Mar-14-06 08:27 PM   #21 
  - I can't say it hurt me much.  missb   Mar-14-06 08:28 PM   #22 
  - You are right, it was a piece of cake, sneezed and out it popped!  uppityperson   Mar-14-06 08:29 PM   #23 
  - I hear the process of birth sounds horrifying...  eeyore   Mar-14-06 08:31 PM   #25 
  - Yikes  johnnie   Mar-14-06 08:32 PM   #26 
  - I don't think it sounds like that......  CaliforniaPeggy   Mar-14-06 08:39 PM   #29 
  - Yeah, they just like to bitch  Merrick   Mar-14-06 08:36 PM   #27 
  - Dude  miss_american_pie   Mar-14-06 08:37 PM   #28 
  - *cringe*  Prag   Mar-14-06 08:39 PM   #31 
  - excellent flame-bait, lol.  Katherine Brengle   Mar-14-06 08:39 PM   #30 
  - .  johnnie   Mar-14-06 09:03 PM   #34 
  - I'll bet it does.  Redstone   Mar-14-06 08:40 PM   #32 
  - I wouldn't know  American Tragedy   Mar-14-06 09:28 PM   #35 

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