Reply #24: 1, Sandy D, I was in kindergarten and in love with her.

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2. The Cowsills, with my parents. They were the warmup act for Eddy Arnold.
3. First and only: E.S.
4. My first college roommate, C.J.
5. Vodka sours.
6. None.
7. Besides babysitting? Cleaning, sweeping floors, and mopping up at the coin laundry in our town.
8. A '62 Corvair. Take that, Nader.
9. When I was 17. My grandpa.
10. When I was 18.
11. Mrs. Peterson. She never liked me.
12. When I was 13.
13. To a high school dance with E.S.
14. You know what, I never snuck out of the house. Always afraid I'd get caught.
15. Brian, and no.
16. Probably a relative when I was in the hospital.
17. College dorm.
18. My wife. After that, my parents.
19. College roommate Eddie.
20. My morning toilette.