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Response to Reply #19
20. Is your
7 yr old dog really really smart?
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  -I think my dogs are lesbian. What to do? ih8thegop  Mar-05-06 09:08 PM   #0 
  - Read them the bible.  proud2Blib   Mar-05-06 09:16 PM   #1 
  - Specific chapter and verse suggestions?  ih8thegop   Mar-05-06 09:22 PM   #4 
  - Just start at the beginning  proud2Blib   Mar-05-06 09:24 PM   #5 
     - They'll TELL me?  ih8thegop   Mar-06-06 09:13 AM   #6 
  - No, read them Rubyfruit Jungle  DBoon   Mar-06-06 09:37 PM   #34 
  - Do what that one guy did to his dog upon suspecting homosexuality...  HypnoToad   Mar-05-06 09:17 PM   #2 
  - take them to an ex-gay vet  LostinVA   Mar-05-06 09:20 PM   #3 
  - What will that do to solve the problem?  ih8thegop   Mar-08-06 12:44 PM   #39 
  - Get two toasters.  Vash the Stampede   Mar-06-06 09:20 AM   #7 
  - Save the money for a video camera. n/t  Orsino   Mar-06-06 10:23 AM   #9 
     - Why would I need that? (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-06-06 11:40 AM   #10 
  - Buy them some comfortable shoes. nt  Deep13   Mar-06-06 09:54 AM   #8 
  - Make sure their dog bed is covered in flannel -  vademocrat   Mar-06-06 11:41 AM   #11 
  - Document it - add it to the list  TrogL   Mar-06-06 11:47 AM   #12 
  - Will do (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-08-06 09:09 PM   #46 
  - Why would you need to "do" anything?  Heidi   Mar-06-06 11:54 AM   #13 
  - My dog is a lesbian  on the EDGE   Mar-06-06 11:59 AM   #14 
     - Welcome to DU.  Heidi   Mar-06-06 12:02 PM   #16 
        - Wow, Heidi that was an amazing quote...  RedCloud   Mar-09-06 12:42 PM   #54 
  - Kill them.  deadparrot   Mar-06-06 12:00 PM   #15 
  - Thanks for the welcome  on the EDGE   Mar-06-06 12:04 PM   #17 
  - Why? I mean, I love them...  ih8thegop   Mar-06-06 12:14 PM   #22 
     - Because this Senate candidate says so.  deadparrot   Mar-06-06 12:17 PM   #24 
        - But I don't live in Ohio (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-06-06 12:49 PM   #26 
           - He's running for the US Senate.  deadparrot   Mar-06-06 01:23 PM   #28 
  - Send them to Big Gay Al's animal sanctuary  seemunkee   Mar-06-06 12:04 PM   #18 
  - My cat is a lesbian, who has a preference for female dogs.  noonwitch   Mar-06-06 12:05 PM   #19 
  - Is your  on the EDGE   Mar-06-06 12:06 PM   #20 
     - I'm sorry  on the EDGE   Mar-06-06 12:09 PM   #21 
  - Saint Santorum should be able to offer you valuable advice  GloriaSmith   Mar-06-06 12:14 PM   #23 
  - Well, I'll wait until Rick becomes unemployed in ten months  ih8thegop   Mar-06-06 12:18 PM   #25 
  - I'll bet Sick Rick would pay a ton of money for a videotape  KamaAina   Mar-06-06 01:49 PM   #30 
  - Do they play softball?  no name no slogan   Mar-06-06 12:51 PM   #27 
  - You never know though, they could be playing lacrosse or trying to  ET Awful   Mar-06-06 01:26 PM   #29 
  - Quit beating around the bush and get them some pussy to lick! n/t  shain from kane   Mar-06-06 02:19 PM   #31 
  - Some WHAT?  ih8thegop   Mar-06-06 09:29 PM   #32 
     - As the Three Stooges would say,  shain from kane   Mar-08-06 01:15 PM   #42 
  - Introduce them to lesbian feminism  DBoon   Mar-06-06 09:35 PM   #33 
  - Introduce them to my cats  reyd reid reed   Mar-06-06 09:38 PM   #35 
  - Sure will (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-08-06 02:25 PM   #44 
  - Lesbian dogs are a gift from God. Please respect and love  elshiva   Mar-06-06 10:13 PM   #36 
  - But God hates fag dogs! So says my cat Phelpsy. (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-07-06 01:20 PM   #38 
  - My two female dogs have been humping each other for years.  ChoralScholar   Mar-06-06 10:28 PM   #37 
  - Get some good video of it before they break up.  bob_weaver   Mar-08-06 12:48 PM   #40 
  - Introduce them to Scientology.  MrsGrumpy   Mar-08-06 12:52 PM   #41 
  - Good thought  ih8thegop   Mar-08-06 01:22 PM   #43 
  - Find out where they hid the toaster. n/t  GumboYaYa   Mar-08-06 02:26 PM   #45 
  - Rubyfruit Jungle  tishaLA   Mar-08-06 09:36 PM   #47 
  - Send one of them in for a sex-change operation  StopThePendulum   Mar-08-06 11:40 PM   #48 
  - Just do what Stan Marsh tried to do when he found out his dog was gay.  FVZA_Colonel   Mar-08-06 11:42 PM   #49 
  - Tried that - didn't work (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-09-06 12:37 PM   #52 
  - Get a puppy for them to raise  GoddessOfGuinness   Mar-08-06 11:59 PM   #50 
  - Will do (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-11-06 12:40 PM   #55 
  - Build a softball field in the yard, serve them organic,  Kurovski   Mar-09-06 04:15 AM   #51 
  - Get 'em fixed, licketty split!  RedCloud   Mar-09-06 12:39 PM   #53 
  - Apply for a faith based DHS grant.  ReadTomPaine   Mar-11-06 12:48 PM   #56 
  - Join PFLAGDAC  Oregonian   Mar-11-06 02:09 PM   #57 
  - don't mess with mother nature  flblu2   Mar-11-06 02:17 PM   #58 
 

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