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Fri Mar-03-06 01:48 PM
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| 80. Only the old folks will get this one.... |
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So, the doctors prepare to take off the bandages and warn the patient that the cosmetic surgery to make her look normal may not have succeeded. The last bandage is removed and everyone gasps....the surgery was a failure! The camera shows her face and she is gorgeous Donna Douglas ("Ellie Mae" from the Beverly Hillbillies). Then we finally see the doctors, who all have horrible faces with pig noses....!
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Heidi |
Mar-03-06 11:28 AM |
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Luke .... I am your father! |
SteppingRazor |
Mar-03-06 11:30 AM |
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DAMN YOU! |
Vash the Stampede |
Mar-03-06 11:30 AM |
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Spoilers |
Vash the Stampede |
Mar-03-06 11:30 AM |
#2 |
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Okie Dokie... |
FarLeftRage |
Mar-03-06 11:30 AM |
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ok |
taterguy |
Mar-03-06 11:31 AM |
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The ultimate spoiler? |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 11:31 AM |
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not quite |
taterguy |
Mar-03-06 11:58 AM |
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Dr. Benway |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 11:59 AM |
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clever |
taterguy |
Mar-03-06 12:16 PM |
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What do you think the chances are |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:18 PM |
#36 |
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about the same as you being a fan of the dB's |
taterguy |
Mar-03-06 12:44 PM |
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Cosmic paths diverge here. |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:52 PM |
#60 |
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the dB's |
taterguy |
Mar-03-06 02:36 PM |
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Leo dies at the end of this movie. |
JackBeck |
Mar-03-06 11:31 AM |
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it really is .. |
auntAgonist |
Mar-03-06 11:32 AM |
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It was Earth all along!!!! n/t |
myrna minx |
Mar-03-06 11:33 AM |
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Rosebud is the sleigh n/t |
SteppingRazor |
Mar-03-06 11:34 AM |
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thanks, you saved me two boobles hours |
Neo |
Mar-03-06 12:58 PM |
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The Titanic |
Call Me Wesley |
Mar-03-06 11:34 AM |
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Here's a real odd spoiler: |
dicksteele |
Mar-03-06 11:35 AM |
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Jack Twist |
NYCparalegal |
Mar-03-06 11:36 AM |
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Once the Arc is opened, everyone's face melts except for Indiana Jones and |
JackBeck |
Mar-03-06 11:36 AM |
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The infection is caused by bacteria in the water... |
Taverner |
Mar-03-06 11:38 AM |
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That's a cool spoiler. |
ThomCat |
Mar-03-06 11:40 AM |
#16 |
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Cabin Fever |
Taverner |
Mar-03-06 11:42 AM |
#19 |
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ET goes home. n/t |
myrna minx |
Mar-03-06 11:42 AM |
#17 |
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Nate Sr. Dies... |
Ryano42 |
Mar-03-06 11:42 AM |
#18 |
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Kristen shot J.R. n/t |
vikegirl |
Mar-03-06 11:42 AM |
#20 |
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Thelma and Louise drive the car over a cliff |
JackBeck |
Mar-03-06 11:44 AM |
#21 |
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Norman Bates and his 'mother' are one and the same n/t |
NYCparalegal |
Mar-03-06 11:45 AM |
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mmmmkay |
anarch |
Mar-03-06 11:54 AM |
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Guess: |
Call Me Wesley |
Mar-03-06 12:04 PM |
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"The Way We Were"? |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:08 PM |
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Nope, |
Call Me Wesley |
Mar-03-06 12:16 PM |
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. |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:17 PM |
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Dr. Strangelove |
SteppingRazor |
Mar-03-06 12:20 PM |
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Yes. |
Call Me Wesley |
Mar-03-06 12:24 PM |
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... and so that is what is in my refrigerator. nt. |
Strong Atheist |
Mar-03-06 12:07 PM |
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Tyler Durden isn't real |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:13 PM |
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Who is Tyler Durden? |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:15 PM |
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Far, *far* more cute |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:19 PM |
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I am not attracted to guys |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:22 PM |
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Oh, I posted that picture because I thought you liked |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:30 PM |
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I like that red smilie with the tongue. |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:36 PM |
#52 |
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I am always looking for a chance to show him |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:38 PM |
#54 |
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The Bruce Willis character is dead. n/t |
stlchic |
Mar-03-06 12:17 PM |
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He was originally in jail for practicing law without a licence |
XemaSab |
Mar-03-06 12:18 PM |
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Morning Xema! |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:19 PM |
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Morning billy! |
XemaSab |
Mar-03-06 12:22 PM |
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Justly deserved |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:27 PM |
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NEVER! |
XemaSab |
Mar-03-06 12:46 PM |
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Well, that's okay |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:49 PM |
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The only worthy decorative scheme for a Brit |
XemaSab |
Mar-03-06 01:13 PM |
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Yes that would look really classy |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 01:15 PM |
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Straight outta Kipling yo |
XemaSab |
Mar-03-06 01:18 PM |
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Is there _any_ thread |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:28 PM |
#47 |
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Oh, you noticed? |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:30 PM |
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Oh, please don't say that. |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:35 PM |
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You think? |
billyskank |
Mar-03-06 12:45 PM |
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Uh-oh. |
Heidi |
Mar-03-06 12:53 PM |
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the answer to that question would appear to be, "no"... |
bridgit |
Mar-03-06 12:58 PM |
#66 |
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Verbal Kint is Kaiser Sose. n/t |
stlchic |
Mar-03-06 12:21 PM |
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That's a bad one. |
WeRQ4U |
Mar-03-06 02:44 PM |
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yeah, that's blasphemy |
slybacon9 |
Mar-04-06 01:46 AM |
#95 |
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ITS A COOKBOOK! |
AllegroRondo |
Mar-03-06 12:21 PM |
#41 |
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! |
AllegroRondo |
Mar-03-06 12:21 PM |
#42 |
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Jack Bauer isn't really dead (n/t) |
Ron Mexico |
Mar-03-06 12:29 PM |
#48 |
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They kiss!!! |
huskerlaw |
Mar-03-06 12:37 PM |
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Mulder and Scully? |
crispini |
Mar-03-06 02:52 PM |
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THE BUTLER DID IT! |
meegbear |
Mar-03-06 12:39 PM |
#55 |
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the chick in The Crying Game is a man |
Neo |
Mar-03-06 12:55 PM |
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His wife actually killed his lover, and framed him for it; figuring that |
MrsGrumpy |
Mar-03-06 12:55 PM |
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"It was Barzini." |
Montauk6 |
Mar-03-06 12:57 PM |
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The murderer is the man who was in the middle of the room all the time. |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Mar-03-06 01:00 PM |
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The doctor had spliced in genes from his own dead son. |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Mar-03-06 01:03 PM |
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"She's my sister AND my daughter!" |
6000eliot |
Mar-03-06 01:04 PM |
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Turns out that Old Yeller is a DOG! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Mar-03-06 01:05 PM |
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Dan |
LostinVA |
Mar-03-06 01:08 PM |
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Because her soon-to-be ex-husband beat Hans and his gang |
Book Lover |
Mar-03-06 01:11 PM |
#72 |
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Quentin was the Carver |
Liberalynn |
Mar-03-06 01:12 PM |
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Check out this spoiler! |
DrGonzoLives |
Mar-03-06 01:16 PM |
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Puuneee! |
Ryano42 |
Mar-03-06 01:27 PM |
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The new Doctor Who.... |
mwooldri |
Mar-03-06 01:43 PM |
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Only the old folks will get this one.... |
Zookeeper |
Mar-03-06 01:48 PM |
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Ooooo Ooooo! |
Ryano42 |
Mar-03-06 02:42 PM |
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Yes, Ryano42? Do you know the answer? Please share it... |
Zookeeper |
Mar-03-06 02:50 PM |
#86 |
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The Twilight Zone! |
Ryano42 |
Mar-03-06 11:07 PM |
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Thanks for the picture! |
Zookeeper |
Mar-03-06 11:14 PM |
#93 |
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Happy wins the PGA title and gets the house back, Shooter gets beat up nt |
Wetzelbill |
Mar-03-06 02:45 PM |
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Gandolf 'aint dead ya'll |
WeRQ4U |
Mar-03-06 02:47 PM |
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It turns out that Bruce Willis was dead all along! |
crispini |
Mar-03-06 02:54 PM |
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his wife's head is in the box. |
ucmike |
Mar-03-06 03:28 PM |
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When a child, Bruce Willis witnessed his own death... |
SaveElmer |
Mar-03-06 03:34 PM |
#90 |
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They almost get off the island, but somehow Gilligan screws it up |
no name no slogan |
Mar-03-06 03:37 PM |
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He gets dragged from the White House by Federal officers... |
SofaKingLiberal |
Mar-03-06 11:19 PM |
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After which he is declared |
Dem2theMax |
Mar-04-06 01:57 AM |
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romeo & juliette both die... |
bridgit |
Mar-04-06 01:55 AM |
#96 |