Dear God please let me win the lottery

[Fight_n_back]

I promise that I will give the money to charity. Well, like 40 or 50 percent. Actually, I chose the cash pay option so I would get half of the winning total which would end being about 7 million so half of that is only 3.5 million so maybe I would give about 20% to charity. Okay, how about this. I will invest the money wisely and give you money from the interest on that money. That way you get a consistent income for charitable works and I still get enough capital to work with.

Okay so here is the deal god, let my winning numbers come up and I will invest the money in morally responsible businesses and give you a hefty poercentage of the interest off that money for good works like, I don't know, ending homelessness or...hey I know, I'll get a luxury suite at all the local stadia and occasionally let poor kids watch games there! That seems like a real win- win doesn't it god?

Thats the deal right there. If you let me win the Lotto then I will share my luxury box with poor kids on the days I don't use it for parties with rappers and the girls in their videos.

Signed,
ME