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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-27-06 08:52 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. It's the realization that your entire idenity as a man is contained in a
Edited on Mon Feb-27-06 08:53 PM by ZombieNixon
sack between your legs and the attached hosepipe.

Without it you're a eunuch. x(
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  -DU Men: Is It Possible to Describe the Pain of Being Kicked in the Balls? WritingIsMyReligion  Feb-27-06 08:43 PM   #0 
  - No. It is not possible.  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 08:45 PM   #1 
  - Oh, you're so funny.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:47 PM   #4 
  - It's the equivalent...  Fenris   Feb-27-06 08:46 PM   #2 
  - Yeah. Ouch.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:47 PM   #5 
  - No.  whoisalhedges   Feb-27-06 08:46 PM   #3 
  - That's a disturbing image.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:50 PM   #7 
  - And the pain is compounded by fear  Oeditpus Rex   Feb-27-06 08:48 PM   #6 
  - It does sound silly, but I think I can understand THAT,  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:51 PM   #10 
     - It's the realization that your entire idenity as a man is contained in a  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 08:52 PM   #12 
     - LOL!  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:54 PM   #14 
        - Hey, nature kept that under control by only giving us enough blood  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 08:55 PM   #16 
           - Well, duh.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #20 
              - Touché.  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 08:58 PM   #29 
                 - Pffft....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:01 PM   #34 
     - Yup  Oeditpus Rex   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #23 
        - Hunh.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:58 PM   #28 
        - Now, how can I use this knowledge to my advantage?  Ladyhawk   Feb-28-06 12:14 AM   #81 
  - When I was coaching soccer at the high school level in the states  JCMach1   Feb-27-06 08:50 PM   #8 
  - Ooooh.....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:52 PM   #11 
  - The pain is different...  sendero   Feb-27-06 08:50 PM   #9 
  - Well, then, this guy I know is a wimp.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:53 PM   #13 
     - Don't you even think that for a second!  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 08:54 PM   #15 
        - ...  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:56 PM   #17 
        - I *know* you were thinking about, as you say, "that."  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #21 
           - WAS NOT!  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #24 
              - Wås tøø!  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:00 PM   #31 
                 - I thought you were on Welsh now?  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:01 PM   #33 
                    - Yw styll want the sycryt wff the Nwrwygyan rhytyng?  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:03 PM   #40 
                       - Eeeeevil, you are....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:06 PM   #43 
                          - Umm...that's "pwr yyyyyyfyll."  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:07 PM   #47 
                             - Yyyyyyyyyfyl, I say.....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:08 PM   #49 
                                - Lyc sw.  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:09 PM   #50 
                                   - 'Tys cyyyl!  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:10 PM   #51 
                                      - Dw yw myn "cwll?"  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:11 PM   #53 
                                         - Ys.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:13 PM   #55 
                                            - Yt's âll ryt. Yfyn the byst wff ws mâc mystâcs.  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:14 PM   #56 
                                               - It always gave me a headache.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:16 PM   #57 
                                                  - I'll bring you a beer. Don't tell anyone it was me.  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:17 PM   #58 
                                                  - Beer is nasty.....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:19 PM   #60 
                                                  - *sigh* Fine, I'll bring you some absynth.  ZombieNixon   Feb-27-06 09:20 PM   #61 
                                                  - LOL  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:22 PM   #63 
        - No...  sendero   Feb-27-06 08:56 PM   #19 
           - LOL  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #22 
  - Yeah. It's like having a retarded Repuke occupying the White House.  NNadir   Feb-27-06 08:56 PM   #18 
  - Hehe.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #27 
  - I saw colors that I didn't even knew existed  no name no slogan   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #25 
  - Like a twisted drug trip?  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 08:59 PM   #30 
     - Yeah, if you got kicked in the balls before you dropped  no name no slogan   Feb-27-06 09:03 PM   #38 
        - LOL  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:03 PM   #39 
  - Similar to childbirth.  Xithras   Feb-27-06 08:57 PM   #26 
  - Well, THAT was the best description I've heard yet.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:01 PM   #32 
  - Ooh, just like pitocin  LynzM   Feb-27-06 09:02 PM   #35 
     - Oh gawd... Don't remind me.  Oregonian   Feb-27-06 10:44 PM   #74 
        - As Elaine on Seinfeld said:  Oregonian   Feb-27-06 10:45 PM   #75 
        - Neither do I.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:37 PM   #92 
        - I know. Evil stuff, that.  LynzM   Feb-27-06 11:28 PM   #78 
        - Pitocin is the stuff from hell  reyd reid reed   Feb-27-06 11:56 PM   #80 
  - I can't compare it to any other experience we might share.  tuvor   Feb-27-06 09:02 PM   #36 
  - Yikes.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:04 PM   #41 
  - well, think of the best orgasm you have ever had  northzax   Feb-27-06 09:03 PM   #37 
  - *whimpers*  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:05 PM   #42 
  - sometimes the lightest tap can be the most painful  DS1   Feb-27-06 09:06 PM   #44 
  - Wow.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:07 PM   #46 
  - OMG guys - I'' take the.......  Minnesota Libra   Feb-27-06 09:06 PM   #45 
  - Yeah, I'm not so keen on the "instant pain" myself....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:08 PM   #48 
  - Thank You for the welcome - I feel.....  Minnesota Libra   Feb-28-06 12:19 AM   #83 
  - plus, after childbirth, you get a child  northzax   Feb-27-06 09:11 PM   #52 
     - True, true...  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:12 PM   #54 
  - Kid, you might want to watch this  Oeditpus Rex   Feb-27-06 09:19 PM   #59 
  - OMG  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:21 PM   #62 
  - A sharp pain to the nether region, that creeps into the upper abdomen.  Beware the Beast Man   Feb-27-06 09:22 PM   #64 
  - So it spreads...  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-27-06 09:23 PM   #65 
  - For me at least, I felt like I needed to poo really bad.  SmileyBoy   Feb-27-06 09:37 PM   #66 
  - Wow.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:33 PM   #86 
  - Ummmm  JohnnyCougar   Feb-27-06 09:39 PM   #67 
  - I've actually had a fingernail removed without anesthetic. It's worse.  Redstone   Feb-27-06 10:07 PM   #71 
  - How fun.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:34 PM   #87 
  - Not really. Childbirth, maybe? But sharper and more concentrated.  Redstone   Feb-27-06 10:03 PM   #68 
  - How do you know what childbirth is like??  SmileyBoy   Feb-27-06 10:06 PM   #70 
  - Yeah, but at least childbirth you've some vague idea is coming....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:35 PM   #88 
  - It's a ton of sensitive nerve endings. How the hell do you think it feels?  seawolf   Feb-27-06 10:06 PM   #69 
  - Owowowowowow....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:32 PM   #85 
  - I'm sure it is possible, but I'm not up to the task.  swag   Feb-27-06 10:08 PM   #72 
  - Don't worry...Plenty of others seem to be.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:35 PM   #89 
  - All the others have pretty much described it.  Maestro   Feb-27-06 10:08 PM   #73 
  - That makes me laugh....Even though I know it's painful.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:36 PM   #90 
  - I've never been hit/kicked, but I did once sleep on them wrong and...  JVS   Feb-27-06 10:51 PM   #76 
  - That sounds baaaaad.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:37 PM   #91 
  - The only way you could possibly know...  Fox Mulder   Feb-27-06 11:11 PM   #77 
  - Thanks, but I don't feel the compelling need to be male right now...  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:38 PM   #93 
  - on the pain scale about a 7-8 -then it goes away  madrchsod   Feb-27-06 11:28 PM   #79 
  - I don't know childbirth pain m'self...  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:39 PM   #94 
  - Worst pain I've ever experienced  pokerfan   Feb-28-06 12:17 AM   #82 
  - Very interesting post.  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:40 PM   #95 
  - I'd say if you had the pain right beofre a root cannal....  WCGreen   Feb-28-06 12:22 AM   #84 
  - Never had a root canal....  WritingIsMyReligion   Feb-28-06 01:41 PM   #96 
  - not for about fifteen minutes  leftofthedial   Feb-28-06 01:54 PM   #97 
  - the worst part is not the initial hit.  kick-ass-bob   Feb-28-06 01:54 PM   #98 
 

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