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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-27-06 02:16 PM
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Sean Hannity disappears.
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BREAKING: New York: (AP) 2/27/06

Authorities remain baffled by the on-air disappearance of 44 year old conservative pundit Sean Patrick Hannity. Witnesses claim that Mr. Hannity was performing his daily talk show from the studios of WABC in New York, when he abruptly vaporized. Controversy swirls around the actions of Mr. Hannity's long-time close friend and "personal assistant", who would identify herself to reporters only as "Flirty Flipper". Ms. Flipper has admitted to police that Mr. Hannity was a staunch devotee of "recreational enemas". She claims to be unable to recall if she had, inadvertently, scheduled Hannity for both an enema and a haircut on the same day. Experts have determined that were Mr. Hannity to undergo both a haircut and an enema within a short time frame, there would be literally nothing left of him.
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  -Sean Hannity disappears. 11 Bravo  Feb-27-06 02:16 PM   #0 
  - ohhhhh...  Lucky Luciano   Feb-27-06 02:19 PM   #1 
  - Darn, I was hoping this was for real.  RebelOne   Feb-27-06 02:19 PM   #2 
  - How did Springer do against him in the debate  jeffrey_X   Feb-27-06 02:20 PM   #3 
  - yes  Warchild   Feb-27-06 02:35 PM   #8 
     - Springer's whole show this morning was on that.  tinfoilinfor2005   Feb-27-06 02:50 PM   #12 
  - His assisstant's name is "flirty flipper"???  EOO   Feb-27-06 02:23 PM   #4 
  - Yup, it really is.  11 Bravo   Feb-27-06 02:26 PM   #5 
  - I have to go clean my computer screen off now!  EOO   Feb-27-06 02:27 PM   #6 
  - Yes, and believe it or not, she is a Democrat.  RebelOne   Feb-27-06 02:39 PM   #10 
  - ... And nobody is looking for him. nt  LisaLynne   Feb-27-06 02:28 PM   #7 
  - Damn, you got my hopes up !!  rpgamerd00d   Feb-27-06 02:35 PM   #9 
  - I thought the Rapture had come!  Juniperx   Feb-27-06 02:40 PM   #11 
  - If it did, he sure wouldn't be gone. He'd be stuck right in his chair with  Nickster   Feb-27-06 02:53 PM   #14 
  - Link!  RUMMYisFROSTED   Feb-27-06 02:52 PM   #13 
  - Very well done, Thanks!  GalleryGod   Feb-27-06 02:57 PM   #15 
 

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