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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 02:35 PM
Response to Reply #40
42. (a Brazillian?)
Couldn't resist.
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  -Post a punch line from a favorite joke. kmla  Feb-08-06 12:23 PM   #0 
  - "Rustlin'."  bertha katzenengel   Feb-08-06 12:24 PM   #1 
  - you from HB?  insanity   Feb-08-06 12:30 PM   #4 
     - Yes, I am -- it's my home town.  bertha katzenengel   Feb-08-06 12:37 PM   #10 
  - So they don't leave trails like slugs  bif   Feb-08-06 12:24 PM   #2 
  - oh .... i know both of those jokes  kwassa   Feb-08-06 12:30 PM   #3 
  - How many is a Brazillion?  hfojvt   Feb-08-06 12:31 PM   #5 
  - A brazillion... that's a lot, right?  Strong Atheist   Feb-08-06 12:32 PM   #6 
  - *shoots Strong Atheist in the face with a bazooka*  Benfea   Feb-08-06 12:45 PM   #16 
  - A bazooka? Ouch! nt.  Strong Atheist   Feb-08-06 12:58 PM   #26 
  - Delete.  Strong Atheist   Feb-08-06 02:18 PM   #34 
  - "I am not going to drink that water after she sits in it"  bleedingheart   Feb-08-06 12:33 PM   #7 
  - "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the ointment!"  EstimatedProphet   Feb-08-06 12:34 PM   #8 
  - Tonight we drink from the bottle  bif   Feb-08-06 12:36 PM   #9 
  - I know that one  Tyrone Slothrop   Feb-08-06 12:49 PM   #19 
  - Heard it  insanity   Feb-08-06 12:50 PM   #20 
  - Because you would have gotten two miles down the road...  x-g.o.p.er   Feb-08-06 12:37 PM   #11 
  - "And your dick is under the pillow"  kick-ass-bob   Feb-08-06 12:40 PM   #12 
  - "The viola burns longer"  AllegroRondo   Feb-08-06 12:41 PM   #13 
  - "Play it? I'm going to fuck it if I can get the pajamas off."  WeRQ4U   Feb-08-06 12:44 PM   #14 
  - "I would have but I couldn't find the head."  XNASA   Feb-08-06 12:45 PM   #15 
  - The Aristocrats.  2bfree   Feb-08-06 12:46 PM   #17 
  - Sarah Silverman rocked in that movie  ET Awful   Feb-08-06 01:00 PM   #28 
  - Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking?  azmouse   Feb-08-06 12:46 PM   #18 
  - 'I blew a seal" n/t  Tyrone Slothrop   Feb-08-06 12:50 PM   #21 
  - Because it was there . nt.  Strong Atheist   Feb-08-06 12:51 PM   #22 
  - Shithouse door from a tuna trawler. 5 foot 8.  bif   Feb-08-06 12:52 PM   #23 
  - Well, this one is eating my popcorn.nt  bmbmd   Feb-08-06 12:53 PM   #24 
  - Liquor? I hardly even know her!  mikeytherat   Feb-08-06 12:58 PM   #25 
  - That's all you do? Bird imitations?  ET Awful   Feb-08-06 12:59 PM   #27 
  - "And you wished for a twelve-inch pianist?" "Well, not exactly".  MathGuy   Feb-08-06 01:02 PM   #29 
  - She could play piano with one hand and sing with the other  insanity   Feb-08-06 01:03 PM   #30 
  - "Awful"  KFC   Feb-08-06 01:06 PM   #31 
  - that dog would  mzteris   Feb-08-06 01:10 PM   #32 
  - Deep too. nt  yellowdogmi   Feb-08-06 01:17 PM   #33 
  - Fine. Give him death by ugga-bugga!!  x-g.o.p.er   Feb-08-06 02:20 PM   #35 
  - "Yeah, well I can't believe...  dannofoot   Feb-08-06 02:26 PM   #36 
  - "Naked man killed by freight train."  Prag   Feb-08-06 02:28 PM   #37 
  - "and there I sat on the couch naked."  GumboYaYa   Feb-08-06 02:28 PM   #38 
  - "Ass too high... Runs too fast."  Prag   Feb-08-06 02:29 PM   #39 
  - "Do you have any idea how many Republicans we have to kill to get an ounce  Prag   Feb-08-06 02:31 PM   #40 
  - (a Brazillian?)  Prag   Feb-08-06 02:35 PM   #42 
  - "Could you please skip the part where the tornado hits the outhouse?"  Prag   Feb-08-06 02:33 PM   #41 
  - ''OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...''  Strong Atheist   Feb-08-06 02:35 PM   #43 
  - That's alright  lizziegrace   Feb-08-06 04:43 PM   #44 
  - I'm just having a beer with my son-in-law. n/t  Tom_Foolery   Feb-08-06 05:23 PM   #45 
  - "Walk him and pitch to the rhino."  ocelot   Feb-08-06 05:24 PM   #46 
  - because 7 8 9  redwitch   Feb-08-06 05:27 PM   #47 
  - "You'll have to point it out to me, Lady. All these Japanese cars  Ron_Green   Feb-08-06 05:28 PM   #48 
  - Your organ's stopped and your monkey's on fire  Merrick   Feb-08-06 05:30 PM   #49 
  - "Twenty-five bucks, Father. Same as downtown."  NoPasaran   Feb-08-06 05:33 PM   #50 
  - "Cough drops."  Prag   Feb-08-06 05:42 PM   #51 
  - Because it's too hard to unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.  RPM   Feb-08-06 07:05 PM   #52 
  - Orange you glad I didn't say banana?  Left Is Write   Feb-08-06 07:06 PM   #53 
  - "No, thanks. If 12 shots of tequila won't get the taste out of my mouth...  Rowdyboy   Feb-08-06 08:17 PM   #54 
  - So he got up and threw the bowling ball in the sink.  davis_islander   Feb-08-06 11:44 PM   #55 
  - Well I'm not going through 67 more of these.  Crazy Guggenheim   Feb-08-06 11:48 PM   #56 
  - "Keep your worms warm!" n/t  Common Sense Party   Feb-08-06 11:49 PM   #57 
     - "It's a hickory daquiri, Doc."  Common Sense Party   Feb-08-06 11:50 PM   #58 
 

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