Reply #31: The joys are endless.

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• You can eat dinner in the bathtub if you like.
  
• You can watch whatever programs you like on television without ridicule.
  
• You can surf the internet all night and no one will bug you for equal time.
  
• You can have pizza with your choice of toppings and you don't have to order a split.
  
• If you don't feel like doing the dishes or vacuuming, no one will complain.
  
• You can spend as much time as you like on the phone and say outrageous things, no one will overhear and be scandalized.
  
• All your meals can be planned around your favourite things.
  
• Either your things are put away, or you know why they weren't.
  
• You never have to pick up anyone else's socks and underwear.
  
• If you make a special dessert for an upcoming occasion, there will be no nibbles in it before the occasion.